What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Well I I enquired about cheaper insurance quotes and it seems my accident back in 2019 will be following me around for a few more years yet...My original quote is mega cheap in comparison to the cheapest quote from comparison site where bikesure was £750....

 

[Don the Don]

That's the problem with insurance anything against it sticks like shit, thieving sod's

 

[Tallpaul]

That ins quote is insane Duck.
I paid £54.49 last Sept for my Kwack ins.
£79.99 minus £25.50 cashback. I assume that as you live in the sticks, your postcode is better than mine?
Let me know if you want the referral link?

Yeah, but yours isn't much bigger than a moped, so............................

 

[Public Enemy]

Yeah, but yours isn't much bigger than a moped, so............................

It is when it's got the top box on. You can fit a moped inside it.

 

[DD67]

Yeah, but yours isn't much bigger than a moped, so............................

With more power than your Bonnie. Plus better suspension & brakes

 

[Don the Don]

Once again we have had considerable snow predicted here and yet we have had nothing but a moderate amount of rain. The BBC weather reports are utterly bloody useless!

That's because we have it down the road, here's Cawdor between Forres and Nairn

 

[MartytheMartian]

Not fair! Snow was predicted for here last night but it's now pissing down like the flood itself is on it's way.

 

[Don the Don]

The Cairngorms and other Ski slopes have got the best snow in years, BUT guess what covid means they can't be used "oh dear" shit happens

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Collected grandson last night. Fife clear but raining and blowing a hooly. Ditto Edinburgh. Five miles South heavy snow settling fast and 15 miles beyond back to rain. Seems finely balanced either side of freezing.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Had some cantankerous old twat that is banned from travelling on any bus i drive cause me considerable grief today which triggered something to do with my PTSD...
Long story short the prick was revelling in the shit he was causing and I've been taken off the road for the rest of the day...so because of this prick I've lost a days wages and had to phone my Doctors as an emergency at work which as caused a considerable loss of self respect on my part as I lost a bit of my self control and discipline and momentarily became an absolute fucking wimp and an embarrassment to all that is frigging holy as the Doc touched on a couple of sensitive issues and I almost blubberd like a girl....
That bloke even though he's a pensioner as just sealed his own fate in the nicest way possible as I feel a desperate need to thank him for reassuring me why it is I sometimes feel the need to point out the error of certain individual persons ways...

 

[Tallpaul]

With more power than your Bonnie. Plus better suspension & brakes

Ouch, but my Tiger 800 is bigger and better.....................

 

[DD67]

Ouch, but my Tiger 800 is bigger and better.....................

In a, fell out of the top of an extremely tall ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down. Kinda way .......

 

[Tallpaul]

Had some cantankerous old twat that is banned from travelling on any bus i drive cause me considerable grief today which triggered something to do with my PTSD...
Long story short the prick was revelling in the shit he was causing and I've been taken off the road for the rest of the day...so because of this prick I've lost a days wages and had to phone my Doctors as an emergency at work which as caused a considerable loss of self respect on my part as I lost a bit of my self control and discipline and momentarily became an absolute fucking wimp and an embarrassment to all that is frigging holy as the Doc touched on a couple of sensitive issues and I almost blubberd like a girl....
That bloke even though he's a pensioner as just sealed his own fate in the nicest way possible as I feel a desperate need to thank him for reassuring me why it is I sometimes feel the need to point out the error of certain individual persons ways...

Chin up mate, don't let the bastard grind you down. (Nil Illegitimum Carborundum)

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Chin up mate, don't let the bastard grind you down. (Nil Illegitimum Carborundum)

If that means kick his fucking head in when you get the chance then I think you have made a very good and valid point and I will seriously take it on board....

 

[chas]

Ouch, but my Tiger 800 is bigger and better.....................

Does it have wanky engine bars? Are you welcomed by the Starbucks Posse?

 

[DD67]

Are you welcomed by the Starbucks Posse?

Is he f#ck!
We don't want any of you Triumph to$$ers ruining the ambiance

 

[chas]

Is he f#ck!
We don't want any of you Triumph to$$ers ruining the ambiance

You're offended by our smooth tyres

 

[DD67]

You're offended by our smooth tyres

Not especially, but your 1mm chicken strips do give us cause for concern.
What's wrong with 20mm each side FFS?
There are only 2 x 30mph corners on the 1.5 mile trip between my penthose apartment, the beard grooming products shop and Starbucks. Do you Triumph chaps go to Starbucks via a different route?

 

[MartytheMartian]

What is this 'Starbucks' of which you speak? I am not aware of such a thing/product/whatever.

 

[DD67]

What is this 'Starbucks' of which you speak? I am not aware of such a thing/product/whatever.

Erm?....
Ridiculously expensive coffee that us hipsters favour. We all know it's a rip off but it's the only place to be guaranteed of being able to swap stories of beard wax & craft beer. Whilst bullshitting each other that we passed our bike tests prior to 2018.
It's our safe place where nobody has to admit to being an accountant or working in IT.
At Starbucks we are ALL bad ass mutha f#ckers!