What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[Tallpaul]

Why are the airports STILL operating for passenger traffic? Travellers are flying in from over 30 Covid hot spots at the rate of 1,000 per day. And I'm liable to a fine if I go out in the car or bike and I can't visit my grandchildren?

Are we in a pandemic or not?

 

[Don the Don]

Are we in a pandemic or not?

Only us pleb's

 

[Bad Billy]

Is there something bad in the air today? Have they put female hormones in the water? We have BB3 being all 'touchy feely' about getting together and making 'riding buddies' not to mention discussing kitchen utensils and BadBilly starting threads on dieting which draw in many of this illustrious forum to discuss how they keep their figures trim. Sheesh! We are bikers, we laugh in the face of death and don't worry about whether we are at risk of dodgy arteries from not eating enough fruit and veg or the risks of using copper pots to cook our food and we ride the roads as lone Alpha male wolves without the need for a support group. How long you wanna live anyway?

I beg to differ, I started a thread on how unfit I am.

But I find the thread about his weight loss useful, Like @BB3 I purchased some new leathers in the sale at the end of the season, racing had just finished & they fitted just fine, doing fuck all through the winter has lead not only to fitness going out the window, it has also lead to the new leathers going snug!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I've had a go on the euromillions because it said on my phone it was 113 million...I just heard on the radio its only 110 million....

WANKERS..

I needed that extra 3 million..
Dont they realise how expensive nukes and attack helicopters are...
I've been misled and swisseled out of an entire attack helicopter..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

So who nicked that 3 million that's what I wanna know..
I bet its them thieving Democrats in America to pay for some gay gender studies programme in the north pole...

 

[DD67]

So who nicked that 3 million that's what I wanna know..
I bet its them thieving Democrats in America to pay for some gay gender studies programme in the north pole...

Admit it, you'd be sliding down that pole

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Admit it, you'd be sliding down that pole

Only if them dancing penguins are involved from happy feet

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I hated happy feet
They made penguins gay

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Now them military penguins in Madagascar are a fine example to all penguinkind

 

[DD67]

Now them military penguins in Madagascar are a fine example to all penguinkind

Is there no prejudice from the Duck community towards flightless birds?
I'd have thought you guys would look down upon penguins

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Is there no prejudice from the Duck community towards flightless birds?
I'd have thought you guys would look down upon penguins

Nope...We don't have none of the bullshit mankind as cos we only have two genders...
Its great being a duck...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I've ran out of WD40 and no shops are open....

 

[The Departed]

I've ran out of WD40 and no shops are open....

Halfords?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Halfords?

Halfords aint open near me...Its eight miles to the nearest petrol station and they charge a Fortune and demand sexual favours for the smallest can of WD40 you ever seen in your life

 

[Doc Strange]

I've ran out of WD40 and no shops are open....

You ran out of WD40?

Never had you down as the sort of man who'd run out of WD40.

Just folks just don't live up to expectations I guess.

DS

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

You ran out of WD40?

Never had you down as the sort of man who'd run out of WD40.

Just folks just don't live up to expectations I guess.

DS

I don't know how i shall live with the shame....

 

[Scrappy]

I don't know how i shall live with the shame....

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I bet Clint Eastwood could fix my bike

 

[The Departed]

Halfords aint open near me...Its eight miles to the nearest petrol station and they charge a Fortune and demand sexual favours for the smallest can of WD40 you ever seen in your life

You ran out of WD40?

Never had you down as the sort of man who'd run out of WD40.

Just folks just don't live up to expectations I guess.

DS

I don't know how i shall live with the shame....

All supermarkets sell it. #muppet #whorunsoutofwd40ffs

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Well I'm not normally allowed in supermarkets or shops with normal people