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MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

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Ah I see. How very sad. I have never drank coffee in such a place and, I suspect, I never will. I was lured into something called a 'Costa Coffee' (I think that is the correct spelling?) oh some fifteen years ago, by a lady who was trying to 'woo' me and I let her order and, instead of a Coffee I was presented with some form of a syrupy dessert in a cup and I think it cost some ridiculous sum like £7! Thoroughly disgusting and I realised that anyone who frequented such dens of iniquity was not someone I wished to know. Needless to say I beat a hasty retreat!
 
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The Departed

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MartytheMartian said:
Ah I see. How very sad. I have never drank coffee in such a place and, I suspect, I never will. I was lured into something called a 'Costa Coffee' (I think that is the correct spelling?) oh some fifteen years ago, by a lady who was trying to 'woo' me and I let her order and, instead of a Coffee I was presented with some form of a syrupy dessert in a cup and I think it cost some ridiculous sum like £7! Thoroughly disgusting and I realised that anyone who frequented such dens of iniquity was not someone I wished to know. Needless to say I beat a hasty retreat!
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When lockdown 1 came to an end, the queue to get into our local Starbucks was over a mile long. I kid you not. Sad, utter sad bastards.
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
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MartytheMartian said:
Ah I see. How very sad. I have never drank coffee in such a place and, I suspect, I never will. I was lured into something called a 'Costa Coffee' (I think that is the correct spelling?) oh some fifteen years ago, by a lady who was trying to 'woo' me and I let her order and, instead of a Coffee I was presented with some form of a syrupy dessert in a cup and I think it cost some ridiculous sum like £7! Thoroughly disgusting and I realised that anyone who frequented such dens of iniquity was not someone I wished to know. Needless to say I beat a hasty retreat!
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I'm not surprised you dumped the cheapskate bitch Marty.
It costs £7 for an extra sugar in Starbucks. The sugar is sourced from renewable crops in fields that have been verified by the woke alliance as never having had a black person within 1000 meters of them. Let alone a relative of theirs might have originally picked the sugar cane. It was all picked by white heterosexual UK males in their 50's or older. But that's why we like it. Responsibly sourced quality doesn't come cheap mate!
She definitely wasn't for you Marty. Taking you to Costa was a very bad move.
Only poor people that earn less than £150kpa use Costa! 🙄

BTW...
How do I check the oil level on my motorcycle? And any tips on how to check the tyre pressures would also be gratefully received. What is a "PSI"" Is it something to do with physical stereotype interpretation? If so, I'll let the oily oik chaps at the main dealer look at it once per year! 🙄
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Ah your oil level is easy. First a red light will come on on your dash to let you know that you will need to top it up in around a hundred or so miles and then, when the engine starts to make a grinding noise it's getting too low and you shouldn't drive more than another fifty miles before adding a teaspoonful. As for tyres, keep inflating them until they go 'Bang!' and then back it off a little. Don't worry about 'PSI' as that just refers to special tyre insurance for people who work in the Public Sector.

On the coffee front the best is made at home where the 'barista' doesn't spit in it (filthy baristeward) and, when I'm out I'm very much cheap and cheerful with coffee. I never go into 'coffee shops' as I suspect people willing to pay those prices are the kind of people I try to avoid.
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
DD67 said:
Erm?....
Ridiculously expensive coffee that us hipsters favour. We all know it's a rip off but it's the only place to be guaranteed of being able to swap stories of beard wax & craft beer. Whilst bullshitting each other that we passed our bike tests prior to 2018.
It's our safe place where nobody has to admit to being an accountant or working in IT.
At Starbucks we are ALL bad ass mutha f#ckers! 🤗
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Spotted riding a Versys near Starbucks, It can't be not with a man bun

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