What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[MartytheMartian]

Scorching and sunny here with not a cloud in the sky. I wouldn't mind a bit of bleedin' snow.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I am taking the weather reports from North of the Border with a large pinch of salt. It's certainly been bright and clear up here - often cloudless - while hissing it down in the South BUT the temperature has struggled to reach 15C/the high 50s in proper temperatures. I did a lengthy run on Tuesday that refrigerated parts I had thought to have properly insulated. I wasn't as lengthy on return as I was on departure 🫤

 

[MartytheMartian]

Well I was out doing a bit of sanding and painting in the back garden here in the Goil and it was 'taps aff' weather.

 

[Big Sandy]

Been 17°C here today! Minus 3 last night though.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Well I was out doing a bit of sanding and painting in the back garden here in the Goil and it was 'taps aff' weather.

Remind me what the Goil natives call their work soiled neighbours?

Goily something?

 

[DD67]

Been 17°C here today! Minus 3 last night though.

You live on Mars, don't ya!

Keep an eye out for a rather large fellow who likes a good moan. Don't bother looking for him in a pub or near any salad. I can't offer much more help than that Sandy

 

[Big Sandy]

You live on Mars, don't ya!

Definitely not fucken Venus, that's fer sure.

Minus bastard 2 right now. (2am)

 

[Don the Don]

Definitely not fucken Venus, that's fer sure.

Minus bastard 2 right now. (2am)

Blimey @Big Sandy what you doing up at 2am, you been out bothering sheep again?
Just minus 1 last night here

 

[MartytheMartian]

Sorry I didn't reply sooner @Sarky B’stard typically the Goil folks call those who do the menial work things like Mariusz, Mindochas, Vladislav, Igor ..... That sort of thing.

 

[Big Sandy]

Blimey @Big Sandy what you doing up at 2am, you been out bothering sheep again?
Just minus 1 last night here

That's depression for you. Falling asleep all day, stress about shit all night. I had a brew not long after, finally crashed at about 4. Up again at 06:30.

Need to get knees in breeze more.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I was busy celebrating St George's Day with the cat and pounding booze when my phone buzzed...
Apparently Stacy assures me over the phone it's not the end of the world and she was having a pee whilst her nephew attacked her with something called Bing the black twat bunny...
So me and the cat are OK and I not been hit by a super sonic blast and I can't see no zombies and the goldfinches and such are still feeding on my window box...
As the world ended or not...
It's just I was busy making a chicken curry getting plastered and watching creature features...
I got stuffed stashed everywhere...
Do I kill the next human hybrid chimera I see or not...
Is anyone still alive...

 

[DD67]

I was busy celebrating St George's Day with the cat and pounding booze when my phone buzzed...
Apparently Stacy assures me over the phone it's not the end of the world and she was having a pee whilst her nephew attacked her with something called Bing the black twat bunny...
So me and the cat are OK and I not been hit by a super sonic blast and I can't see no zombies and the goldfinches and such are still feeding on my window box...
As the world ended or not...
It's just I was busy making a chicken curry getting plastered and watching creature features...
I got stuffed stashed everywhere...
Do I kill the next human hybrid chimera I see or not...
Is anyone still alive...

Everyone is dead except me, you & this lady...

She isn't my type.
So it's down to you two to restart the human race.
Good luck & happy St George's day

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Also at 1515hrs 27th of August in the year of our ENGLISH LORD AND ALL THE BABYV ORPHANS THAT WERE ALSO ENGLISH 1816 AD ( AFTER DAFTNESS ) HMS CHARLOTTE in the days of the real navy blasted the shit with 110 that's ONE HUNDRED AND TEN GUNS out of the gay black port of Algiers which brought to an end the non white don't give a fuck about political correctness folks TWO HUNDRED YEARS OF KIDNAPPING AND SELLING WHITE PEOPLE INCLUDING ENTIRE COASTAL VILLAGES AND SHIT TO A PRETTY MUCH CONCLUSIVE END...
I want an apology off Black Folks and also financial renumeration and to be able to set up a free independent nation where my people including DUCKS have the opportunity to manipulate the rest of the world...
I'm just saying cos I just been sent an emergency broadcast signal which I'm yet to be told is not real after my missus did a real bad job of explaining Bing the black rabbit is a fictitious character and not a bio hazard infection known as immigration. ...
How am I supposed to know I have not read a newspaper or watched TV in maybe twelve years

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Everyone is dead except me, you & this lady...
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She isn't my type.
So it's down to you two to restart the human race.
Good luck & happy St George's day

So the radiation is already taking effect...
God dammit..
I tried to warn you all for the last twenty years...
Damn you all

 

[half ton]

Bastard Gov website, Had 6 attempts at taxing my car on the computer and 3 on my phone and it keeps shutting the website down C*NTS the lot of em, Oh yeh and it's gone up £11 for 6 months ........ BASTARDS

 

[Big Sandy]

Life. Life boils my piss.

 

[MartytheMartian]

Waiting on a couple of trumpet mouthpieces being sent to me from a guy in Uppingham. He sent them via Royal Mail 'Special Delivery' yesterday in the mistaken belief that this would mean next day delivery. Well the useless imbeciles at the Royal Mail managed to send the package to feckin' Aberdeen this morning, about as far north of me as Uppingham is south of me and the package is now on it's way back to Glasgow mail centre and so might reach me by the start of next week if I'm lucky. This is the second time in a row that the fuckwits at Royal Mail have managed to send a package of mine in the wrong direction. They are 'Special' but not in a good way. Bastards deserve to lose out to privatisation with the shite service they provide.

 

[Tallpaul]

Fucking Gateshead Council sent me a PCN for driving in one of their shitty bus lanes last Monday. Pity they didn't catch the cunt artic driver who swept me left down the ramp into the said bus lane. I thought I might get away with it, but they hunted me down like a fucking criminal. Bastards.

 

[Don the Don]

Fucking Gateshead Council sent me a PCN for driving in one of their shitty bus lanes last Monday. Pity they didn't catch the cunt artic driver who swept me left down the ramp into the said bus lane. I thought I might get away with it, but they hunted me down like a fucking criminal. Bastards.

sometimes it makes you feel like us motorists are public enemy No1, we certainly are easy pray and a good source of revenue

 

[Scrappy]

We need a revolution and get rid of all these bullshit taxes