What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

Scrappy

Legendary Knight

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Today my piss was boiled by arseholes on the single track road to my village. On the way out I encountered a Lycra clad twat who came straight towards me through the passing place I was just approaching and then shouted something at me that I couldn't hear. The wife was shocked when I wound down the window and, in best parade ground bellow, demanded that the fuckin' arsehole come back that I might have a little 'discussion' with him. She says that, on the very rare occasions that she has ever seen me even mildly in 'angry head mode' that it scares the shit out of her. On the way back, turning off the Rest and Be Thankful I was behind a wee Vauxhall and the twat clearly didn't know where he was going and slammed the anchors on at the foot of the road to the village, an arsehole in a 4x4, an Invincible by name, behind me starts hitting his horn wildly and pulls to my left and goes around us and then drives the road pathetically slowly and badly. The arsehole was wearing a captain's hat believe it or not. I could happily have torn him a new arsehole fuckin' imbecile. Lord most of the human race need exterminated !
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Today my piss was boiled by arseholes on the single track road to my village. On the way out I encountered a Lycra clad twat who came straight towards me through the passing place I was just approaching and then shouted something at me that I couldn't hear. The wife was shocked when I wound down the window and, in best parade ground bellow, demanded that the fuckin' arsehole come back that I might have a little 'discussion' with him. She says that, on the very rare occasions that she has ever seen me even mildly in 'angry head mode' that it scares the shit out of her. On the way back, turning off the Rest and Be Thankful I was behind a wee Vauxhall and the twat clearly didn't know where he was going and slammed the anchors on at the foot of the road to the village, an arsehole in a 4x4, an Invincible by name, behind me starts hitting his horn wildly and pulls to my left and goes around us and then drives the road pathetically slowly and badly. The arsehole was wearing a captain's hat believe it or not. I could happily have torn him a new arsehole fuckin' imbecile. Lord most of the human race need exterminated !
Deep breaths Marty.
Deeeeeeep breaths mate! 😗
 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight

IMO that generation earned the right to say, think and do pretty much anything they liked. They demonstrated morality, courage, a sense of duty and honour that are all very very rare qualities found in more recent generations.

Douglas Bader is an excellent example, crashed flying a plane, lost both his legs, but was relentless in is pursuit of joining the RAF to fight and risk his own life in WWII. Even when captured tried repeatedly to escape and return to fight again. Compare that with todays generations Y & Z who are always looking for an excuse to be a victim, claiming disability to avoid doing anything with conditions such as ADHD because they can't persue any work activity for more than 5 minutes, or PTSD for being wrongly gendered or receiving any kind of criticism.

It boils my piss when these wankers try to rewrite our history, especially so when they try to besmirch the character and achievements of our war heroes. These lefty woke idiots, wouldn't dare express their crass opinions had there not have been these heroes and we had lost WWII to the Nazis.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
It's not news that Douglas Bader was a bit of a dick as a person and lost his legs as a result of his own recklessness but he set an example of determination and courage that was needed at the time. Unfortunately we now have a whole selection of dicks running around who can't do anything constructive and spend all their time trying to tear things down and destroy which is far easier and doesn't require talent and we have a society now that gives them more of the attention they crave than ever before. The smallest, most worthless little shit can now broadcast their negativity to millions at the press of a button.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
had lost WWII to the Nazis.
Our economy would be in a better state if we'd lost to the Nazis.
And we wouldn't have a brown PM/a Muslim Mayor of our capital city. Or be dictated to by c#nts with pink hair having hissy fits about their pronouns. Dr Mengele's apprentice would have them rounded up to experiment on. To determine the exact cause of their mental illness.
Just Stop Oil protesters would have been run over or shot or both to ensure they were definitely dead.
Asian grooming gangs would have been publicly castrated within days of the first reported incident. Not been allowed to carry on uninterrupted for years.
U-Boats would be patroling the English channel & playing sink the dinghy.
All cyclists would be fed to the gimp from Pulp Fiction & a small 25ml tube of lube would cost them 5000Dm 😉

I wonder if our war heroes & war dead. Look down on the state of our country now & question whether their sacrifice was worth it? 🤔
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
Bader & Gibson we're of their day and class and we're both arrogant shites, as a good many officers of their class [still so today] "BUT" one must give credit where it is due they we're leaders of men and being popular does not always need to be at the top of their list, The whole of that generation Men & woman should be remembered for their sacrifice at war and on the home front, we won't see their likes again with the upcoming shite we have today.
 
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