What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[DD67]

Just been watching music videos on YouTube money python and piss take stuff when an advert came up...
Your a paedophile turn yourself in..we can help you....
Turn yourself in.....
Bearing in mind I just ordered a lot of bushcraft books SAS books but would prefer SBS books..
I also ordered a camo net and some other stuff...
Plus car stuff..
Also I massively spoke out today in sainsbury's about anti white advertising and I approached two managers about it...
Now on YouTube watching music with Stacy I'm told I'm a paedophile....
Fuck YouTube and someone tell me where they are based in UK...
I'm not so much pissed off because for last twenty years I've said about character assassination and such...
Fuck em ...
ADVERTISING THAT TELLS YOU THAT YOUR A PAEDOPHILE...SEEK HELP...
FUCK RIGHT OFF...
THATS A STEP TOO FAR...
Show me where they the Google people live and I'll go visit...
I'm just fed up and think it's pathetic...
However if anyone as the ability to provide me with a sidearm...Four clips and such a few grenades and such

Stacy is quite a bit younger than yourself Duck. Have you asked to see proof of her actual age?

 

[DD67]

Saw this on another forum and couldn't quite believe it, not watched the video as it would make my blood boil, which it already does on a regular basis with these bloody hot flushes from the cancer hormone treatment.
But It's just not acceptable, wouldn't want to be them if they ever need dog handler assistance.

Sign the Petition

Hold the Met Police criminally accountable for the barbaric killing of two leashed dogs

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[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Stacy is quite a bit younger than yourself Duck. Have you asked to see proof of her actual age?

She's thirty fucking five and I've met all her family one of which

 

[DD67]

She's thirty fucking five and I've met all her family one of which

It was meant as a joke mate. I know that she isn't underage.

Or could she be just saying that she's 35?

 

[DD67]

You know this..
She is 35 years old and you met her...
Personally I resent your accusation and you should call the police if you believe Stacy to be underage and you are also stating I'm a paedophile...
I Personally invite you to come and meet her family and tell them what you just said...
I thought you were a good man but you just fucked up...

FFS Duck, please go to bed mate!

I'm going to temporarily suspend you until tomorrow afternoon. You aren't banned, it's just to stop you making a ridiculous fuss over what was quite obviously a joke.

 

[Scrappy]

I believe this is a better video from the same guy on the subject...

IMO the police were the only ones dangerously out of control , and the Black Belt Barrister seems to agree, along with over 640,000 other people...

 

[MartytheMartian]

You know this..
She is 35 years old and you met her...
Personally I resent your accusation and you should call the police if you believe Stacy to be underage and you are also stating I'm a paedophile...
I Personally invite you to come and meet her family and tell them what you just said...
I thought you were a good man but you just fucked up...
I really hope you drank a lot and check your meds...
I can back up every thing I ever said on the two forums I ever been on and every Personal phone call or message ever sent...
I don't wanna fall out but don't ever make out I'm a cunt that doesn't know his shit...
I excess in certain bollox I walked away from so let it rain if need be...
You didn't do this..
Youtube accused me of being a paedophile..
I just was shocked at what came on my screen when me and Stacy we're watching silly shit like " I can only count to four "..
Thoroughly recommend by the way...
Cutting all ties now and asking officially for all my contributions to forum to be deleted from forum and for membership to said forum to end as of this moment..
All the best to all forum members..really decent and some of the best people I've met and had not met other than on here...
Character assassination..
I warned you all..
Fuck it..
I'm gone...
Admin...
Please respect my wishes and let this message stand for 48hrs so all members get a chance to see what's happened....
@Judd Dredd thanks for tolerance and understanding..sorry for the inconvenience..please delete my account due to really dodgey circumstances...
All respect and best wishes to you and forum...
The Duck

While I've no doubt that @DD67 failed to read the situation and how you were feeling very well given that it's clear from your original post that you were clearly seriously pissed off and not in a good place I have no doubt whatsoever that he was simply trying to pull your leg. I suspect that the 'advert' you saw is seen by everyone who watches that video and not aimed at you in any way. Someone obviously thinks they are doing a service by placing that advert but we all know that Paedo's can't be helped and so they are wasting their time and possibly upsetting the mental health balance of people who are a little on the edge. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we don't want you to leave Duck.

 

[Tallpaul]

New day, new outlook. Deep breath everyone, we are all friends on this platform. If feathers have been ruffled, they will settle if you let them. All comments have been made in the heat of the moment and time will cool them if we let it. Virtual hand shakes all round and start again.

 

[DD67]

For clarity...

Duck isn't in my bad books. I only issued the temporary block/ban to prevent another long winded rant by him. As you all saw, he was requesting an outright ban. But hopefully in the cold light of day, he'll return to his old self.

He called me moments after I posted that joke about Stacy being much younger than him. He didn't mention being upset/offended by that at all. He just wanted to talk about the alleged strange YouTube incident.
I'm not sure why he then decided to take offence to what I'd said?

Edit...
His temporary ban is now lifted.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Morning lads..
I've text Jez to apologise for not getting the joke..I know all of us on here take the piss and all have a top and occasionally dark sense of humour...
Last night was unexpected and really shook me..I'm not a tech person and don't use the Internet really other than to do the forum or order car/bike parts...
I got really angry at what had happened on my TV and did not see the joke for what it was..
I was expecting the SBS to burst through the door smash a rifle butt in my face and wake up in a container somewhere that international law don't exist...
Anyway it as hit me real hard and the poor postman nearly got a boiling hot saucepan of water in his face as its made me a bit jumpy...
My apologies to Jez for not getting the joke in the heat of the moment and to anyone of you that I pissed off

 

[Scrappy]

Morning lads..
I've text Jez to apologise for not getting the joke..I know all of us on here take the piss and all have a top and occasionally dark sense of humour...
Last night was unexpected and really shook me..I'm not a tech person and don't use the Internet really other than to do the forum or order car/bike parts...
I got really angry at what had happened on my TV and did not see the joke for what it was..
I was expecting the SBS to burst through the door smash a rifle butt in my face and wake up in a container somewhere that international law don't exist...
Anyway it as hit me real hard and the poor postman nearly got a boiling hot saucepan of water in his face as its made me a bit jumpy...
My apologies to Jez for not getting the joke in the heat of the moment and to anyone of you that I pissed off

Good man!

Take it easy mate, and look after yourself

 

[half ton]

It's all good duck , I'm sure we are all more than able to ride the rough with the smooth , Just remember we all have thick skins and can cope with a bit of venting now an then ..... back to the bullshit everyone

 

[Tallpaul]

Great outcome lads, well done.

 

[gazzatriumph]

Morning lads..
I've text Jez to apologise for not getting the joke..I know all of us on here take the piss and all have a top and occasionally dark sense of humour...
Last night was unexpected and really shook me..I'm not a tech person and don't use the Internet really other than to do the forum or order car/bike parts...
I got really angry at what had happened on my TV and did not see the joke for what it was..
I was expecting the SBS to burst through the door smash a rifle butt in my face and wake up in a container somewhere that international law don't exist...
Anyway it as hit me real hard and the poor postman nearly got a boiling hot saucepan of water in his face as its made me a bit jumpy...
My apologies to Jez for not getting the joke in the heat of the moment and to anyone of you that I pissed off

The Internet can be great but also has its bad side, I've left Facebook, got rid of YouTube on my phone and just watch product reviews of something I might buy and music videos plus some of the posts on here.
The world is a fucked up place and I guess sometimes we blow, take care duck, good to have you back.

 

[MartytheMartian]

Ah well I wouldn't worry about anyone kicking in your door @BAD LUCK DUCK even if you were a Serial Killer or a Paedo they wouldn't send the SBS around to 'sort you out' these days. They'd send a counsellor to find out where the hurty bit was and kiss it better and maybe put you up in a Hotel or a primary school with a new name so you couldn't be hurt again.

Now if you don't pay your TV licence or get caught speeding well then you'll be off to the big house for the rest of your life as Public Enemy No.1

Just to be clear from the outset - I'm being humorous here and somewhat sarcastic as to how our wonderful Cop Squad (read useless left wing rotten bastards) and Justice system treat innocent parties compared to actual serious criminals these days.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Ah well I wouldn't worry about anyone kicking in your door @BAD LUCK DUCK even if you were a Serial Killer or a Paedo they wouldn't send the SBS around to 'sort you out' these days. They'd send a counsellor to find out where the hurty bit was and kiss it better and maybe put you up in a Hotel or a primary school with a new name so you couldn't be hurt again.

Now if you don't pay your TV licence or get caught speeding well then you'll be off to the big house for the rest of your life as Public Enemy No.1

Just to be clear from the outset - I'm being humorous here and somewhat sarcastic as to how our wonderful Cop Squad (read useless left wing rotten bastards) and Justice system treat innocent parties compared to actual serious criminals these days.

But I really like the SBS...
Sooner take my chance with them than the corrupt politically correct police force.

 

[DD67]

Ah well I wouldn't worry about anyone kicking in your door @BAD LUCK DUCK

If he ruins my pre kip whiskey again. With anymore fanciful tales/rants of YouTube being out to get him. I might pop round & kick his door & his balls in?
So please don't give him a false sense of security Marty

 

[Public Enemy]

Now if you don't pay your TV licence or get caught speeding well then you'll be off to the big house for the rest of your life as Public Enemy No.1

How did you know that I've got a big house?

 

[Don the Don]

Most of us on this forum are here because we did not accept the lily liverd way other forums decided what we took as norm and have an unbiased view point, Let's be honest most of them would start bed wetting at some of our comments, glad you are still with us @BAD LUCK DUCK keep taking no notice mate.

 

[Big Sandy]

Morning lads..
I've text Jez to apologise for not getting the joke..I know all of us on here take the piss and all have a top and occasionally dark sense of humour...
Last night was unexpected and really shook me..I'm not a tech person and don't use the Internet really other than to do the forum or order car/bike parts...
I got really angry at what had happened on my TV and did not see the joke for what it was..
I was expecting the SBS to burst through the door smash a rifle butt in my face and wake up in a container somewhere that international law don't exist...
Anyway it as hit me real hard and the poor postman nearly got a boiling hot saucepan of water in his face as its made me a bit jumpy...
My apologies to Jez for not getting the joke in the heat of the moment and to anyone of you that I pissed off

You know what we really need on here?

A hugging emoji. Then we can all......















Studiously ignore the fukken thing.

Rock on Duckmeister!