What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Just had a warning on a bass guitar site because someone was wondering why the price of things have gone up and is struggling to sell a bass guitar body. I said it is down to the pointless lockdowns which upset some dickhead and he's given me a warning.View attachment 24350View attachment 24351
Give em hell Gazza, never surrender to such petty, spineless c#nts!
That attitude might get you removed, but you'll leave with your self respect intact 👍
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Apparently two bolts on the Duckmobile do not gently tap out using a rubber mallet...
A lump hammer or sledge don't do the job either...
I did find that finesse is for pansies and the best option was to use 27 grinding discs preferably with an angle grinder...This guarantees total decimation destruction and annihilation of all offending bolts and anything else that pissed me off...
So I'm now in the market for a coupe of new bolts I'll see about acquiring from GT autos tomorrow...
Also Stacy noticed a penguin 🐧 pattern in a piece of wood that looked like it had a giant cock...
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Honestly you can't make this stuff up...
Also I think Stacy may be cheating on me with the penguin 🐧
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Saw this on another forum and couldn't quite believe it, not watched the video as it would make my blood boil, which it already does on a regular basis with these bloody hot flushes from the cancer hormone treatment.
But It's just not acceptable, wouldn't want to be them if they ever need dog handler assistance.

I ain't gonna watch that as I already have issues with the so called police force...:mad:🦆
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
I've got to admit that I have little time for forums related to particular interests these days. They are typically populated by anal, autistic types who know everything and tolerate no questioning of their beliefs let alone any digression onto other topics and often the 'advice' or knowledge imparted is shit. When it comes to musical instrument forums the 'experts' can be bizarre. On a forum for trumpeters I came across one weirdo telling the actual guy who owned a particular company making trumpets that he was wrong about details of his own trumpets that he made with his own two hands. The idiot wouldn't admit he was wrong and the maker actually just stopped trying to explain the facts on the forum and we took our conversation into direct messaging to cut him out of the conversation. That's what I love about this forum. It's just for shooting the shit and occasionally discussing motorcycle related things but those motorcycles don't have to be of a specific make or type either.
 

Freck

Legendary Knight
What’s boiling my pi$$ today is that the battery died on my KTM, leaving me stranded again :mad:
It’s less than 10 months old and the bike gets used all year round.
BS batteries - Bloody Shit batteries! :mad:
Thankfully Mrs Freck was on hand to come to my rescue with a new one; a Yuasa this time (y)
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
These wankers were happy to let Trump bashing go on a while ago
That tells me everything I need to know Gazza.
Those in charge are obviously lefties & therefore anything that goes against their beliefs will instantly be branded as "right wing" 🙄

Therefore you are never gonna win whilst that c#nt has the ability to ban you.
So, either keep quiet if you like the forum or go out in a blaze of glory & a hail of "F#ck you!"
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
That tells me everything I need to know Gazza.
Those in charge are obviously lefties & therefore anything that goes against their beliefs will instantly be branded as "right wing" 🙄

Therefore you are never gonna win whilst that c#nt has the ability to ban you.
So, either keep quiet if you like the forum or go out in a blaze of glory & a hail of "F#ck you!"
"Yeah" tell em to go forth and multiply, any questians you have ask us.............you may get total bollocks and bullshite but it will be constructive bollocks and bullshite
 

half ton

Legendary Knight
That tells me everything I need to know Gazza.
Those in charge are obviously lefties & therefore anything that goes against their beliefs will instantly be branded as "right wing" 🙄

Therefore you are never gonna win whilst that c#nt has the ability to ban you.
So, either keep quiet if you like the forum or go out in a blaze of glory & a hail of "F#ck you!"
If it's his forum just report him .......... to himself :devilish:
 

gazzatriumph

Legendary Knight
That tells me everything I need to know Gazza.
Those in charge are obviously lefties & therefore anything that goes against their beliefs will instantly be branded as "right wing" 🙄

Therefore you are never gonna win whilst that c#nt has the ability to ban you.
So, either keep quiet if you like the forum or go out in a blaze of glory & a hail of "F#ck you!"
Option 2 is looking favourite at this time.
 

Doc Strange

Legendary Knight
Got flashed on the M1 the other night at @02:00.

Sat in reduced speed limit with other cars for miles and miles -no incident, light traffic. First 60, then 40.

Approaching final 40 and everyone can see NSL up ahead and still no incident, so everyone starts accelerating.

Saw one flash go off in the dark so braked, but there was another - either me, another car or both of us.

Bastards - if I get fined for that or another speed awareness course, some govt property will be getting vandalised in retaliation!

DS
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Got flashed on the M1 the other night at @02:00.

Sat in reduced speed limit with other cars for miles and miles -no incident, light traffic. First 60, then 40.

Approaching final 40 and everyone can see NSL up ahead and still no incident, so everyone starts accelerating.

Saw one flash go off in the dark so braked, but there was another - either me, another car or both of us.

Bastards - if I get fined for that or another speed awareness course, some govt property will be getting vandalised in retaliation!

DS
Yet another example of revenue generation by persecuting easy targets! 😡
Where were the road safety elements in the conditions you described Doc? 🤔
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
🦆Just been watching music videos on YouTube money python and piss take stuff when an advert came up...
Your a paedophile turn yourself in..we can help you....
Turn yourself in.....
Bearing in mind I just ordered a lot of bushcraft books SAS books but would prefer SBS books..
I also ordered a camo net and some other stuff...
Plus car stuff..
Also I massively spoke out today in sainsbury's about anti white advertising and I approached two managers about it...
Now on YouTube watching music with Stacy I'm told I'm a paedophile....
Fuck YouTube and someone tell me where they are based in UK...
I'm not so much pissed off because for last twenty years I've said about character assassination and such...
Fuck em ...
ADVERTISING THAT TELLS YOU THAT YOUR A PAEDOPHILE...SEEK HELP...
FUCK RIGHT OFF...
THATS A STEP TOO FAR...
Show me where they the Google people live and I'll go visit...
I'm just fed up and think it's pathetic...
However if anyone as the ability to provide me with a sidearm...Four clips and such a few grenades and such 🦆

I should add...An entire advert on being a paedophile and if you feel your a paedophile you should seek help and a contact number is provided and all is confidential...

I love girls guns helicopter gunships and birds of all above legal age and a bit older preferably...Pert tits and a nice arse aged between 18 to 36 or so is preferable...Also the older I get the less I give a fuck...
I like motorbikes attack helicopters babrs and guns and lots of firearms...
That doesn't make me a paedophile...
That fucking advert needs sorting so if anyone can give me information on where all this comes from please let me know 🙏 🦆
 
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