What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
You know what we really need on here?

A hugging emoji. Then we can all......















Studiously ignore the fukken thing.

Rock on Duckmeister!
Talking of missing emojis. You will have undoubtedly spotted our forums lack of a "disagree" emoji.

That was entirely deliberate.
The idea being, if someone disagrees with a post. They have to man up & say why they disagree.
Rather than what I saw lots of on our previous home. i.e. loads of spineless c#nts hitting "disagree" but not having the balls to explain why πŸ˜’

There'll be none of that cowardly shit on here lads! πŸ˜€
 

half ton

Legendary Knight
Talking of missing emojis. You will have undoubtedly spotted our forums lack of a "disagree" emoji.

That was entirely deliberate.
The idea being, if someone disagrees with a post. They have to man up & say why they disagree.
Rather than what I saw lots of on our previous home. i.e. loads of spineless c#nts hitting "disagree" but not having the balls to explain why πŸ˜’

There'll be none of that cowardly shit on here lads! πŸ˜€
Has it always been missing, I honestly never noticed.

To be honest it would be better if we had a ...you c#nt and wanker emojis .... would save a lot of typing 😳
 

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
Fucken phone keyboards. And bastard autocorrect. I put hit, it puts hot, or hut. Yes, I gave girrilla fingers (see what it's done, the cint). I'm sewing yes, I have gorilla fingers. Sewing? Saying. . For fux saki.

Where is Ronnie Barker when you need him, Ministry of worms and musprintnountseyatiin.

Good job I read stuff through befire I hut sind innit?
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Talking of missing emojis. You will have undoubtedly spotted our forums lack of a "disagree" emoji.

That was entirely deliberate.
The idea being, if someone disagrees with a post. They have to man up & say why they disagree.
Rather than what I saw lots of on our previous home. i.e. loads of spineless c#nts hitting "disagree" but not having the balls to explain why πŸ˜’

There'll be none of that cowardly shit on here lads! πŸ˜€
But I really enjoy disagreeing with people..;)πŸ¦†
 

half ton

Legendary Knight
Fucken phone keyboards. And bastard autocorrect. I put hit, it puts hot, or hut. Yes, I gave girrilla fingers (see what it's done, the cint). I'm sewing yes, I have gorilla fingers. Sewing? Saying. . For fux saki.

Where is Ronnie Barker when you need him, Ministry of worms and musprintnountseyatiin.

Good job I read stuff through befire I hut sind innit?
Yep I have chubby digits @ Big Sandy , one of my sons gave me a short pen thing with a rubber bung in the end , 10 times better than using my finger as I can see where I'm tapping now ..... I still feck up sometimes though
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
I never ever use my phone for going on the internet for anything. I absolutely bloody hate trying to use it for internet stuff and so only go online through the laptop. I don't get how anyone manages to do anything online with a bloody phone. As for 'disagree' emoji's I don't think I've ever even felt the need for one on here and I certainly never noticed a lack of such an emoji. I do recall that we did have an American cousin who took grave offence to something I once said but, if I recall correctly he used the 'finger' emoji which I would say is a pretty accurate way of saying that you 'disagree' strongly with something someone said.
 

Tallpaul

Legendary Knight
I wasn't sure whether this should be here, or "What's making you happy".

It seems that Sadfuk Khan is suffering from PTSD after death threats have been made against him. Also increasing hatred has been shown towards him after contact with Donald Trump.

Maybe it is his anti-British law making and consistently victimising motorists, many of whom can't afford to buy those self igniting scalextrix roller skates that he is pushing. Maybe it's the persistent exposure of his lies to committee claiming deaths due to polluted air. Maybe it's the widening of little used cycle lanes and reduction to single lanes for motorists. Maybe it's the spreading of his ULEZ cancer to other authorities and the encouragement of increased immigration.

So whilst this nasty little piss weazling shit stain is feeling all hurty, if it's true, it makes me exceedingly HAPPY!
 
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