What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[MartytheMartian]

Hi Folks, I know I ain't been about much but I just ain't been in the mood to communicate with anyone much lately. Like everyone else here the current, ever worsening situation for native Britons is getting me right down at times. Starmer and his shower of fuckin' shite, middle class tools do nothing to cool my piss either. I hope the Devil gives them all a warm reception when it's their time to die and I hope it's sooner rather than later - Natural causes of course!

We really are fucked ain't we? I need a dentist as I cracked a bit off a tooth, no pain at all but would like it repaired. Phoned the NHS dentist who comes to the village and was basically told to fuck off as their books are full and basically she came across as puzzled why a native pleb was bothering her. Speaking to others around this area apparently there isn't a dentist, NHS or private between here and Glasgow who is taking on new patients. I ain't bothered a dentist in fifteen years and the last work I had done was twenty years ago so I reckon I ain't exactly been a drain on the 'service'. It seems that the Public Servants have forgotten that they are servants and not masters. Mind you the way the Labour government has been filling their fuckin' pockets at everyone else's expense you could see how they think they are fuckin' Gods now. I guess that I will just rattle along with my tooth as it is and, if there comes a time that I need it pulled I will get the pliers out and yank it myself.

An old school friend was telling me the other day that her daughter, just turned eighteen, has been trying to get help for a gynaecological problem that has meant she has been suffered severe pain for the last two years and they have now decided to give up waiting and take her for private treatment and my missus is due to see Gynaecology in Glasgow on Christmas fuckin' eve! This appointment, to deal with severe problems due to the NHS fuckin' her up with TVT vaginal mesh in the first place, which they removed early last year with a promise that there would be follow up surgery shortly afterwards, was issued to her last October and she has been constantly plagued with infections pretty much every week since.

What an absolute shitehole Britain has become and yet the shit show only ever seems to get worse.

Rant over oh, and, while I'm a wee bit, OK a big bit, skint at the moment, I will send a wee contribution in for the forum as soon as I can.

Christ I need a run on a bike to clear the fog out of my head but all my bikes have sat in the shed untouched since the middle of last year. I guess I'll need to re-commission at least a few of them in the new year for my own sanity! Oh, if anyone knows when the fuckin' revolution is gonna start count me in. The missus will do what she can to, machine gun on a wheelchair if needs be!

 

[Public Enemy]

Don't worry @MartytheMartian , the Government has earmarked billions for improvements to the NHS. We'll all be tripping over doctors, nurses and dentists before long. I'm sure they won't waste it on more layers of management and external consultancy.
Much the same where we live, no chance of a NHS dentist, and bloody lucky to get on the list of a private practice. They have extracted more from my wallet than my gums!
I hope you can get out on at least one of your bikes mate. I know circumstances make that difficult but riding always seems to give me clarity and usually improves my mood. At least until I encounter one of the many bellends out there!

 

[DD67]

Hi Folks, I know I ain't been about much but I just ain't been in the mood to communicate with anyone much lately. Like everyone else here the current, ever worsening situation for native Britons is getting me right down at times. Starmer and his shower of fuckin' shite, middle class tools do nothing to cool my piss either. I hope the Devil gives them all a warm reception when it's their time to die and I hope it's sooner rather than later - Natural causes of course!

We really are fucked ain't we? I need a dentist as I cracked a bit off a tooth, no pain at all but would like it repaired. Phoned the NHS dentist who comes to the village and was basically told to fuck off as their books are full and basically she came across as puzzled why a native pleb was bothering her. Speaking to others around this area apparently there isn't a dentist, NHS or private between here and Glasgow who is taking on new patients. I ain't bothered a dentist in fifteen years and the last work I had done was twenty years ago so I reckon I ain't exactly been a drain on the 'service'. It seems that the Public Servants have forgotten that they are servants and not masters. Mind you the way the Labour government has been filling their fuckin' pockets at everyone else's expense you could see how they think they are fuckin' Gods now. I guess that I will just rattle along with my tooth as it is and, if there comes a time that I need it pulled I will get the pliers out and yank it myself.

An old school friend was telling me the other day that her daughter, just turned eighteen, has been trying to get help for a gynaecological problem that has meant she has been suffered severe pain for the last two years and they have now decided to give up waiting and take her for private treatment and my missus is due to see Gynaecology in Glasgow on Christmas fuckin' eve! This appointment, to deal with severe problems due to the NHS fuckin' her up with TVT vaginal mesh in the first place, which they removed early last year with a promise that there would be follow up surgery shortly afterwards, was issued to her last October and she has been constantly plagued with infections pretty much every week since.

What an absolute shitehole Britain has become and yet the shit show only ever seems to get worse.

Rant over oh, and, while I'm a wee bit, OK a big bit, skint at the moment, I will send a wee contribution in for the forum as soon as I can.

Christ I need a run on a bike to clear the fog out of my head but all my bikes have sat in the shed untouched since the middle of last year. I guess I'll need to re-commission at least a few of them in the new year for my own sanity! Oh, if anyone knows when the fuckin' revolution is gonna start count me in. The missus will do what she can to, machine gun on a wheelchair if needs be!

I'm very sorry to hear all of that Marty.
Hopefully things improve for yourself & the wife asap.

 

[gazzatriumph]

Same here dentist wise, we had a NHS one who then decided to go private, which loads of dentists are doing now, we got moved to another one but haven't had our check up which was due last December. I gave up ringing them.
I think we are all around the same age and I remember the NHS, dentist etc were brilliant when we were younger. You'd see the same doctor for years, it's shite now, and I know people say you cant blame everything on immigration but most if not all of the countries issues are certainly down to it. Health Services, Crime, Housing. Then you get those pricks with refugees welcome signs, they really boil my piss.
Hope you wife is OK Marty, and hope she can get some help.
We aren't alone millions are feeling the same, angry, helpless, depressed but I'm hopeful things will change. A Reform councillor just got elected in Bilston so things are steadily moving and this shower of shite governing us will be gone.

 

[Don the Don]

I'm sure they won't waste it on more layers of management and external consultancy.

I see they have just hired a been counter to advise them on SAVING money for £50.000 a year for one day a week work, Labour at it's usual wasteful best

 

[Don the Don]

@MartytheMartian , you get yourself and your Lady wife sorted and in health first mate, the state of the country is beyond repair for now, I hope those who voted for them are understanding the damage and hurt they have inflicted this Nation with, NHS up here mate as you well know is well fooked, dentists are as rare as a good politician and are all chasing the private route, and the same for doctors we have had ours all close down thank fook I still attend the med centre attached to the base, Look after yourself and yours Blood is going to flow before too long.

 

[DD67]

I hope those who voted for them are understanding the damage and hurt they have inflicted this Nation

 

[gazzatriumph]

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To be fair the Tories did fuck all aswell. Talked the talk that was it.

 

[Don the Don]

To be fair the Tories did fuck all aswell. Talked the talk that was it.

As much as I disliked the Tories for their in-fighting this lot are despicable

 

[Big Sandy]

Sorry to hear of the time you're having @MartytheMartian I hope things get better for you soon.

In pretty much the same boat. No dentist here either, but the tooth I broke is in the ideal place to suck on, I can do real sarcasm in conversations now, without even having to say anything.

My Mrs is getting worse mobility wise, fuck all help on offer here... Glad we have the T4 as it means she can get out in comfort, plus we can stop for a brew etc... managed to get some time away this year after all the fun and games in may. Speaking of which, I was down at the garage earlier, and my MOT guy said he could hear me giving the angle grinder some hammer the other day. He said he was thinking "what bit of himself is he cutting off this time". I'm not living that down any time soon .. I don't know, did I tell you about taking it for MOT? Stuart is under the van having I look round, and Gordon comes over and says "Check out the new front crossmember.". Stuart shines the light up, and says "Aye. Bet that cost the NHS some money" and they both fall about the place laughing. Talk about being set up....

The house next door but one is getting new folk in, soothmoothers, £140000...nobody here can afford that. Next door have been busy cutting down trees so they can spy on them when they move in. That and nicking stuff out of the garden while the place is empty.

Politicians.....if there was any point in voting for them, they wouldn't let us do it. It don't matter what party they are for, the only people who benefit is them.

And Jeezus h fucking Christ. There's Xmas adverts on the idiots lantern already. Time to hibernate.....

 

[MartytheMartian]

I've been doing a lot of thinking about the current and previous bunch of wankers in Westminster and I reckon that the simple truth depends on replacing the idea that 'illegal immigrants get 'x' amount of British money each per year' with 'Friends of the Labour Party and the previous Conservative government' get 'X' amount of money per head from the tax payer for every illegal immigrant the put in their rental properties, hotels, process asylum claims for, look after in our prisons and health services and to feed them'. The truth is that the illegal immigrants may be scum that we the ordinary people are having forced on us but, at the same time, our taxes are going into the pockets of all those tasked with looking after that scum who are becoming incredibly rich.

In all honesty I don't believe it's Reform that we need what we really need is Revolution and I and I am sure, a lot of others, would be ready to fight if a movement to revolution really started and I reckon that, if it doesn't start soon it will be too late if it isn't already. Christ, I may be a fat old bastard but, if Ukraine offered to give me and the missus a new life over there I'd happily put on their uniform and have a shot at the Russian for them in return. I sure wouldn't risk my life for the regime in the UK though, I wouldn't piss on Starmer and his filthy bunch of shite if they were on fire.

 

[Big Sandy]

I wouldn't piss on Starmer and his filthy bunch of shite if they were on fire

Now, I would. I'd put the fire out, and then to ease the pain of the burns I'd shoot them in the head.

Buy one, get one free!

Totally agree though. It's always been not what you know, but who you know. If you have a wee bit leverage on a politician, you'll never be poor.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Same here dentist wise, we had a NHS one who then decided to go private, which loads of dentists are doing now, we got moved to another one but haven't had our check up which was due last December. I gave up ringing them.
I think we are all around the same age and I remember the NHS, dentist etc were brilliant when we were younger. You'd see the same doctor for years, it's shite now, and I know people say you cant blame everything on immigration but most if not all of the countries issues are certainly down to it. Health Services, Crime, Housing. Then you get those pricks with refugees welcome signs, they really boil my piss.
Hope you wife is OK Marty, and hope she can get some help.
We aren't alone millions are feeling the same, angry, helpless, depressed but I'm hopeful things will change. A Reform councillor just got elected in Bilston so things are steadily moving and this shower of shite governing us will be gone.

I blame 99.9% of everything on immigration...The 0.1% is usually my fault...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

As much as I disliked the Tories for their in-fighting this lot are despicable

All political poncey gits are despicable as my old mate daffy used to say....

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Now, I would. I'd put the fire out, and then to ease the pain of the burns I'd shoot them in the head.

Buy one, get one free!

Totally agree though. It's always been not what you know, but who you know. If you have a wee bit leverage on a politician, you'll never be poor.

I volunteer to be in the firing squad...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Anyway I went to buy some fuel injectors for the Duckmobile...seen what I wanted..ordered paid in full got a discount and payment went through be delivered tomorrow no problem..
Then a while later I get an email
demanding a further £120 deposit..Got in touch explaining I've just paid in full what you on about..They now want my old injectors and won't dispatch what I've paid for already until they are in possession of deposit and injectors..So I asked for a refund as it was all false advertising...
Order cancelled..
Refund should be in bank within 24hrs...
Not long had another email from Muhammad demanding £120...
Now they are pissing me off..

Who knew Muhammad and his mates had entered the world of fuel injectors..Total b#stards..

 

[DD67]

Anyway I went to buy some fuel injectors for the Duckmobile...seen what I wanted..ordered paid in full got a discount and payment went through be delivered tomorrow no problem..
Then a while later I get an email
demanding a further £120 deposit..Got in touch explaining I've just paid in full what you on about..They now want my old injectors and won't dispatch what I've paid for already until they are in possession of deposit and injectors..So I asked for a refund as it was all false advertising...
Order cancelled..
Refund should be in bank within 24hrs...
Not long had another email from Muhammad demanding £120...
Now they are pissing me off..

Who knew Muhammad and his mates had entered the world of fuel injectors..Total b#stards..

That practice is known as "Service Exchange"
It's normally used for items such as alternators.
As the outer casings are rarely damaged. So the inner copper windings are replaced along with the bearings.
The outer casing is cleaned up & what you end up with is effectively a new alternator.

Your situation ain't all bad news. Cos getting the current injectors out can be a b@stard of a job. At least this way you'll have to remove them before purchasing the new (reconditioned) set.

Don't forget what I advised you about using a 50/50 mix of acetone & ATF.
As a brilliantly effective homemade release agent.

 

[Public Enemy]

That practice is known as "Service Exchange"
It's normally used for items such as alternators.
As the outer casings are rarely damaged. So the inner copper windings are replaced along with the bearings.
The outer casing is cleaned up & what you end up with is effectively a new alternator.

Your situation ain't all bad news. Cos getting the current injectors out can be a b@stard of a job. At least this way you'll have to remove them before purchasing the new (reconditioned) set.

Don't forget what I advised you about using a 50/50 mix of acetone & ATF.
As a brilliantly effective homemade release agent.

And I've still got Jez's little black box of electrickery for the Jaaaaag sitting in my mancave.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Midwives are boiling my piss at the moment..You all know I have had a bit of bad luck with life in general and it means I've developed a dark tongue in cheek sense of humour as a kind of coping mechanism in today's fucked up world ..
I learned yesterday that I'm under investigation yet again for domestic violence and that I may be a threat to my unborn son Colt..
Turns out during an introductory m.o.t inspection in maternity bullshit wing I made an inappropriate comment when asked if I already had children..
Apparently you can't say I have two grown up kids I ain't seen for years and I'm glad of it cos as I understand they grew up to be left wing pussy woke arseholes and if it was up to me I'd shoot em in the head...
Anyway the sneaky evil cow bag I didn't like from the start reported me to police and social services..
She also said our son as to have compulsory vaccination jabs by law...I told her she could fuck right off on that one aswell...
So I'm now in a quandry of how to react...
I've contacted my doctor and told him exactly what as happened he assures me social services are only there to help..
I've made some assurances of my own..
I can't stand the world we now live in and my background makes it worse.
God help my son when he arrives cos I'm not sure I'll even get to see him at this point..
Feel like I've been well bent over and fucked and now I'm out looking for vengeance or justice or whatever you want to call it..
Fucking left wing arseholes...

 

[Public Enemy]

Midwives are boiling my piss at the moment..You all know I have had a bit of bad luck with life in general and it means I've developed a dark tongue in cheek sense of humour as a kind of coping mechanism in today's fucked up world ..
I learned yesterday that I'm under investigation yet again for domestic violence and that I may be a threat to my unborn son Colt..
Turns out during an introductory m.o.t inspection in maternity bullshit wing I made an inappropriate comment when asked if I already had children..
Apparently you can't say I have two grown up kids I ain't seen for years and I'm glad of it cos as I understand they grew up to be left wing pussy woke arseholes and if it was up to me I'd shoot em in the head...
Anyway the sneaky evil cow bag I didn't like from the start reported me to police and social services..
She also said our son as to have compulsory vaccination jabs by law...I told her she could fuck right off on that one aswell...
So I'm now in a quandry of how to react...
I've contacted my doctor and told him exactly what as happened he assures me social services are only there to help..
I've made some assurances of my own..
I can't stand the world we now live in and my background makes it worse.
God help my son when he arrives cos I'm not sure I'll even get to see him at this point..
Feel like I've been well bent over and fucked and now I'm out looking for vengeance or justice or whatever you want to call it..
Fucking left wing arseholes...

Fuck me @BAD LUCK DUCK, if it wasn't for bad luck you'd have no luck at all.

"So I'm now in a quandry of how to react..." I know it will go against the grain mate, but you'll have to play the game with these people. I have no more faith in them than you do, and certainly won't take any of their "compulsory" vaccines. But they hold all the cards in this game and you need to at least pretend that you were only kidding, had a rough day etc. Don't let these woke, nanny state fuckers ruin any chance you have of a good relationship with Duck Junior (Colt).
When you are next talking to any of them, ignore the bullshit, take a deep breath, count to ten, and think about the future, and being able to play with your little lad. Don't let your temper get the better of you.

Wishing you all the best brother.