What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
@BAD LUCK DUCK
I wish I knew what to say except Toni is correct when he says these swine's hold the cards and a father to them is nothing they only care about a mother and child, don't ask me how I know having been a total bastard for most my life you find out these things, my wife was what held me together and when I lost her I have no reason to give a shit about life, you are right about this world being fucked up and ran by left wing woke bastards that ruin a normal persons life, Take care my friend and tread carefully these swine's don't need much of an excuse to ruin you
 

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
I knew a woman who had seven kids. When she had the 7th, the health visitor came round and told her how to do everything, and what she was doing was wrong. So, she asked how many kids the health visitor had, and when she said "none", she told her to foxtrot Oscar and come back when she had had seven of her own.

Bloody know all's so they are, but if you play them right, you can get all sorts of useful stuff out of them. That's the way to score over them....
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Hi @BAD LUCK DUCK

Sorry about the limp wristed fag advice you've received so far mate.
I honestly thought that these guys had balls. Not hairy manginas! 😒

What you need to do is load up the Apache gunship with missiles & .50cal rounds.
Attack the Leftie midwife basecamp. Then land & fix bayonets before looking for survivors.

PS...
Dear MI5,
To any sane person. All of the above was obviously just humour. But as Duck is as mad as a box of angry frogs at the best of times. And right now he makes One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest look like a documentary about the success rate of lunatic asylums.
I'd like to make it clear that I barely know the bloke. And therefore wouldn't feel comfortable sharing a jail cell with him! 😗 😉 🤣
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
And a thought occurs to me..
I refused to give any of my details other than yes I'm the dirty old bastard that got her up the duff so you can stop giving me that look...
So who gave my details...
Someone is a dirty stinking grass..See them in the same light as sex pests and child murderers..
I've just text Stacy to find out what's going on...
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Aye I saw that Boots advert, what the fuck man! Not just the, hawks and spits, 'leading lady' in it but most of the staff of Santa's workshop are ethnic MINORITY and I believe the one at the end is a Trannie. Boots have always been overpriced fuckin' robbers so I never go to them but, if I did, I sure as shit woudn't be usin them no more!
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
All this COP bollocks, here we go again third world shit house countries with their hands out for money and certain western countries willing to oblige including our daft Labour party, "hang on" don't we have a reported 22 million black hole?, "yes right" feckers will only be spending that money on more AK's and other arms.
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
I'll tell you what's boiling my piss. Fucking people who can't be arsed to clear their fucking car windows before they set off in the morning when it's snowed all night. Then they hold up all the sad gits (me) who actually did clear their windows. One woman in a BMW X5 stopped at a red light and the entire wedding cake on her roof slid down her windscreen thereby effectively blinding her. She tried putting her wipers on and immediately fucked them!
Who teaches these people to drive FFS? And don't ask about her ethnicity!!
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
I'll tell you what's boiling my piss. Fucking people who can't be arsed to clear their fucking car windows before they set off in the morning when it's snowed all night. Then they hold up all the sad gits (me) who actually did clear their windows. One woman in a BMW X5 stopped at a red light and the entire wedding cake on her roof slid down her windscreen thereby effectively blinding her. She tried putting her wipers on and immediately fucked them!
Who teaches these people to drive FFS? And don't ask about her ethnicity!!
If the police were not busy locking up innocent people they would be able to uphold that breach of the highway code, not enough brownie points in that for them.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Obviously we need to save money to spend it on housing illegal immigrants! 😡

BBC News - £500m defence cuts as ships, drones and helicopters scrapped - BBC News
 

gazzatriumph

Legendary Knight
I'll tell you what's boiling my piss. Fucking people who can't be arsed to clear their fucking car windows before they set off in the morning when it's snowed all night. Then they hold up all the sad gits (me) who actually did clear their windows. One woman in a BMW X5 stopped at a red light and the entire wedding cake on her roof slid down her windscreen thereby effectively blinding her. She tried putting her wipers on and immediately fucked them!
Who teaches these people to drive FFS? And

Obviously we need to save money to spend it on housing illegal immigrants! 😡

BBC News - £500m defence cuts as ships, drones and helicopters scrapped - BBC News
Wankers
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
Obviously we need to save money to spend it on housing illegal immigrants! 😡

BBC News - £500m defence cuts as ships, drones and helicopters scrapped - BBC News
Both assault ships to be scrapped, that's the marines fecked then, as for helicopters yes they are old but will they replace them? This will be the tip of the iceberg
 
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