What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I can't believe it.

I know...unbelievable..First she really hates the idea of a jag..I mean really hates it with every fibre of her being....
Then she likes it...
Then she's looking forward to driving it...
Then she asks me to pick up some 14K trailer tent she ordered to be built to her specifications because she is not the best at driving anything larger than her little van...
Then I remember all the bumps she's had in other vehicles and I say maybe I should drive it out the lane first and then you take over and guess what...shes got the arse big time...
Its going to be a long weekend...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

As good as the news is! The libtard, BAME, snowflake brigade will raise and fly the human rights flag.
She will be back in

I really hope she doesn't get back in but to be fair we probably got a few million here already just like her...

 

[The Departed]

I know...unbelievable..First she really hates the idea of a jag..I mean really hates it with every fibre of her being....
Then she likes it...
Then she's looking forward to driving it...
Then she asks me to pick up some 14K trailer tent she ordered to be built to her specifications because she is not the best at driving anything larger than her little van...
Then I remember all the bumps she's had in other vehicles and I say maybe I should drive it out the lane first and then you take over and guess what...shes got the arse big time...
It's going to be a long weekend...

She needs a few orgasms mate, get some viagra for yourself and give her a good going over. Trust me, tomorrow morning; it will be breakfast in bed for you.

 

[Don the Don]

Then she's looking forward to driving it.

You are not seriously considering this are you Duck, stand up and be counted mate tell her straight two words second word "OFF", you where consented about that tent I take it mate if not you really need an assertiveness course

 

[Public Enemy]

I know...unbelievable..First she really hates the idea of a jag..I mean really hates it with every fibre of her being....
Then she likes it...
Then she's looking forward to driving it...
Then she asks me to pick up some 14K trailer tent she ordered to be built to her specifications because she is not the best at driving anything larger than her little van...
Then I remember all the bumps she's had in other vehicles and I say maybe I should drive it out the lane first and then you take over and guess what...shes got the arse big time...
Its going to be a long weekend...

Did she help you in any way with buying it? Is she helping you pay your loan? Did she pay towards the tax or insurance? If not, then it's 100% yours and you decide who gets to drive it , and when.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

You are not seriously considering this are you Duck, stand up and be counted mate tell her straight two words second word "OFF", you where consented about that tent I take it mate if not you really need an assertiveness course

Well she gone out in her own van so my motor is safe for now...
Its unbelievable how women can be so offended by facts..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Did she help you in any way with buying it? Is she helping you pay your loan? Did she pay towards the tax or insurance? If not, then it's 100% yours and you decide who gets to drive it , and when.

You were there mate and you know she didn't...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

You are not seriously considering this are you Duck, stand up and be counted mate tell her straight two words second word "OFF", you where consented about that tent I take it mate if not you really need an assertiveness course

I am being mate...
I've had enough and being a bit of a rebel at the moment and feel way better for it...

 

[DD67]

Then she asks me to pick up some 14K trailer tent she ordered to be built to her specifications

14k as in £14,000?
If so, how come you had to get a bank loan Duck?
If Mrs Duck has that kinda money kicking about to buy a trailer tent!

 

[The Departed]

We do the same. Her money is hers, mine is mine and we put a % of our salary into a joint account for family stuff.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

14k as in £14,000?
If so, how come you had to get a bank loan Duck?
If Mrs Duck has that kinda money kicking about to buy a trailer tent!

What's hers is hers..I know naff all about what she as got and in all honesty want nowt to do with...
Make my own way in life the best way I can...That's probably why I've never really got any where financially and will always be a peasant...

 

[DD67]

We do the same. Her money is hers, mine is mine and we put a % of our salary into a joint account for family stuff.

Exactly the same arrangement here mate. It saves any rows about her buying shoes/clothes etc that she doesn't actually need.
But I wouldn't make Mrs DD get a loan for something she did need. Like a car to stop her falling off an unreliable motorcycle in the depths of winter!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Unreliable motorcycle

 

[Foxy]

we have a joint account, even when she was workin. That's why she's got a new car, and I've got a 2011 bike!!

 

[DD67]

Unreliable motorcycle

Sorry if that offended you Duck. But I've scrapped vehicles that were more reliable than your Triumph!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Sorry if that offended you Duck. But I've scrapped vehicles that were more reliable than your Triumph!

You didn't mate and I'm sure you have scrapped better vehicles

 

[DD67]

You didn't mate and I'm sure you have scrapped better vehicles

Cool!
In an attempt to redeem myself for slating Triggers broom (aka your Triumph) I'm just about to go to pick up those oil filters & an air filter for your Jaaaaaaag
If you want to escape from Mrs Duck this weekend? I'll put the kettle on.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Oh yeah and this boiled my piss at the end of my shift yesterday evening...
I was told in future I have to leave my car keys at work so it can be moved by anyone that needs to move it from other drivers to mechanics office staff or the folk that clean the buses...
I refused on the grounds of...

Not insured...
White leather and dirty mechanics/cleaning staff don't go well...
No one is driving my fucking car full stop...
And covid19 infection according to my employer is so likely that they have a tonne of restrictions in place within the workplace so I threw that in for good measure...
They replied with covid19 restrictions don't apply to others moving my car and implied you can't catch covid19 like that...The hypocrisy really pisses me off...

I told them to go fuck themselves...

I think I need another job....

 

[The Departed]

Exactly the same arrangement here mate. It saves any rows about her buying shoes/clothes etc that she doesn't actually need.
But I wouldn't make Mrs DD get a loan for something she did need. Like a car to stop her falling off an unreliable motorcycle in the depths of winter!

I sold my seat leon 1.9tdi to the wife at mates rates, obviously. It's a marriage not a sentence.

In everything else I agree

 

[The Departed]

Oh yeah and this boiled my piss at the end of my shift yesterday evening...
I was told in future I have to leave my car keys at work so it can be moved by anyone that needs to move it from other drivers to mechanics office staff or the folk that clean the buses...
I refused on the grounds of...

Not insured...
White leather and dirty mechanics/cleaning staff don't go well...
No one is driving my fucking car full stop...
And covid19 infection according to my employer is so likely that they have a tonne of restrictions in place within the workplace so I threw that in for good measure...
They replied with covid19 restrictions don't apply to others moving my car...

I told them to go fuck themselves...

I think I need another job....

Please be a train driver