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Don the Don

Legendary Knight
I am amazed that Little Nicky (Ain't a coincidence that the Devil is called Auld Nick) is getting away with continuing to say that Salmond is a sex pest though given that he was cleared. I would have thought the lawyers would be straight in there. Hopefully the two showers of shite will tear each other apart and do us all a favour.
Between the two of them someone is telling porkies but as they are both politicians it can be taken for granted they are BOTH lying bastids
 

chas

Legendary Knight
I've never liked Salmond, weaselly ex banker with a huge ego. I think the claims against him were 'not proven' rather than not guilty.
Sturgeon was quite happy to turn a blind eye and wank him off for a lift up the greasy pole but she's taken a swing and missed badly when she's decided to stab him in the back.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Oh I think that Sturgeon and her cohorts knew that, unless they nailed him, Salmond would always be a threat to the 'throne', as, for many SNP sycophants Salmond is/was Mr SNP because it was he who brought them to the heights of their popularity. I suspect that whether there was any truth to the allegations or not the whole court case etc. was specifically cooked to try and de-fang him politically and it has backfired spectacularly.
 

chas

Legendary Knight
Oh I think that Sturgeon and her cohorts knew that, unless they nailed him, Salmond would always be a threat to the 'throne', as, for many SNP sycophants Salmond is/was Mr SNP because it was he who brought them to the heights of their popularity. I suspect that whether there was any truth to the allegations or not the whole court case etc. was specifically cooked to try and de-fang him politically and it has backfired spectacularly.
'Agree' isn't strong enough. Spot on, IMHO Marty
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
I've never liked Salmond, weaselly ex banker with a huge ego. I think the claims against him were 'not proven' rather than not guilty.
Sturgeon was quite happy to turn a blind eye and wank him off for a lift up the greasy pole but she's taken a swing and missed badly when she's decided to stab him in the back.
Not quite the ex banker he might have you believe and professionally and financially much less minted than the ‘humble crofter’ Blackford.

Without betraying confidences & the source (senior RBS manager) who is now departed - Salmond was regarded by his bosses as low middle management at best who cut and paste an oil market magazine supposedly amounting to economic analysis in his self penned cv. His departure into full time politics after 5 junior yrs, exactly as with Sturgeon, solved a problem for his employers. He was apparently, much more interested in a lunchtime flutter and his political ambitions than the day job. He reportedly ‘had a gob on him’!

The court case basically foundered because the allegations amounted to sex pest not criminal assault as adjudged by a largely female jury. The not proven charge doesn’t exactly break new ground in reputational damage.
 

chas

Legendary Knight
Not quite the ex banker he might have you believe and professionally and financially much less minted than the ‘humble crofter’ Blackford.

Without betraying confidences & the source (senior RBS manager) who is now departed - Salmond was regarded by his bosses as low middle management at best who cut and paste an oil market magazine supposedly amounting to economic analysis in his self penned cv. His departure into full time politics after 5 junior yrs, exactly as with Sturgeon, solved a problem for his employers. He was apparently, much more interested in a lunchtime flutter and his political ambitions than the day job. He reportedly ‘had a gob on him’!

The court case basically foundered because the allegations amounted to sex pest not criminal assault as adjudged by a largely female jury. The not proven charge doesn’t exactly break new ground in reputational damage.
It doesn't surprise me that Salmond is more ego than ability. His current Alba project is more about fluffing his flaccid public persona than any genuine ideological drive. As any fule kno it'll be divisive and detrimental to the cause he purportedly supports. Because it's 'all about Alex'
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Im trying to get an insurance quote on a Yamaha FJR1300 but according to the insurance quote comparison site my postcode doesn't exist and I should try a different postcode...Sure why not...How about Moscow or Windsor Castle or the fucking dark side of the moon....
I swear its gonna be one of those days...😖😖😖😖
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
Im trying to get an insurance quote on a Yamaha FJR1300 but according to the insurance quote comparison site my postcode doesn't exist and I should try a different postcode...Sure why not...How about Moscow or Windsor Castle or the fucking dark side of the moon....
I swear its gonna be one of those days...😖😖😖😖
@BAD LUCK DUCK I am sure you could put any establishment into meltdown. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
Im trying to get an insurance quote on a Yamaha FJR1300 but according to the insurance quote comparison site my postcode doesn't exist and I should try a different postcode...Sure why not...How about Moscow or Windsor Castle or the fucking dark side of the moon....
I swear its gonna be one of those days...😖😖😖😖
Great bike the FJR, but a big heavy handful down your lanes. And lots of expensive plastics!! Just sayin.......
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Well looking at XJR1300 and all look a bit ropey for the money they are asking..
However I just come across a Suzuki GSR750 which I think looks a bit of me but its way too expensive....
What's the point in putting yourself in debt for five years and you still can't get what you want...
I'm getting the right arse today....☹☹☹🤣😖🤯🦆
 
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