What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

Flynnt20

Legendary Knight
You might recall that I mentioned collecting folks prescriptions for them?

Well, suffered an attack of sciatica this last fortnight. Its the result of an injury I got years ago... Anyhoo, very painful, effectively means my left leg just does not work, no weight bearing, etc etc.

So guess who needed a prescription collecting? Yeah, that would be me. I'm my missus' carer, she doesn't drive any more, so she couldn't go for them. 40 mile round trip.... Phoned round and asked for help. I might as well have been begging for money. Nobody.

I've driven down for them myself today. 2 weeks, after the script was written.. Doctors couldn't post them out, so they have been sat there. I can drive now, in discomfort, but it's better.

So, boiling my piss is the apathy of my so called friends and neighbours. "Oh, Sandy, its been snowing, I can't get out for my shopping.. Will you go for me in your jeep" (for fucks, sake it's not a jeep) will you collect my prescriptions for me... Can you dig my drive out... Could you collect these parts for me... Can you weld my car... Do you have any cellulose thinners... Can you sort my front door... Endless list.

Well. From now...

Fuck off you cunts. Never will I do anything for the shower of self serving bastards ever again. From now on,its me and mine. Fuck anybody else. Once in 14 years of living here have I asked for help....
Its so true that you really find who you can rely on when the shit hits the fan , not as bad as your scenario but we moved 12 years ago from my huge family who were on the phone constantly , Can you , Will you Please Please Please etc , my Mrs had just been diagnosed with a life changing illness and these twats didnt care and managed to make me feel guilty when i refused to help , even during the years i spent running around after them on the rare occasion i could have done with a bit of assistance not one of them offered even though they knew i was struggling , so decided feck em , she became my priority and not one of them have spoken to me since , Brilllllllliant , never felt so free , liberated and happy , Keep smiling BS
 

chas

Legendary Knight
You might recall that I mentioned collecting folks prescriptions for them?

Well, suffered an attack of sciatica this last fortnight. Its the result of an injury I got years ago... Anyhoo, very painful, effectively means my left leg just does not work, no weight bearing, etc etc.

So guess who needed a prescription collecting? Yeah, that would be me. I'm my missus' carer, she doesn't drive any more, so she couldn't go for them. 40 mile round trip.... Phoned round and asked for help. I might as well have been begging for money. Nobody.

I've driven down for them myself today. 2 weeks, after the script was written.. Doctors couldn't post them out, so they have been sat there. I can drive now, in discomfort, but it's better.

So, boiling my piss is the apathy of my so called friends and neighbours. "Oh, Sandy, its been snowing, I can't get out for my shopping.. Will you go for me in your jeep" (for fucks, sake it's not a jeep) will you collect my prescriptions for me... Can you dig my drive out... Could you collect these parts for me... Can you weld my car... Do you have any cellulose thinners... Can you sort my front door... Endless list.

Well. From now...

Fuck off you cunts. Never will I do anything for the shower of self serving bastards ever again. From now on,its me and mine. Fuck anybody else. Once in 14 years of living here have I asked for help....
Sciatica is a bastard, really debilitating. The missus gets it occasionally. It would indeed stick in my throat if I couldn't get a simple favour like a script picked up.
 

chas

Legendary Knight
You might recall that I mentioned collecting folks prescriptions for them?

Well, suffered an attack of sciatica this last fortnight. Its the result of an injury I got years ago... Anyhoo, very painful, effectively means my left leg just does not work, no weight bearing, etc etc.

So guess who needed a prescription collecting? Yeah, that would be me. I'm my missus' carer, she doesn't drive any more, so she couldn't go for them. 40 mile round trip.... Phoned round and asked for help. I might as well have been begging for money. Nobody.

I've driven down for them myself today. 2 weeks, after the script was written.. Doctors couldn't post them out, so they have been sat there. I can drive now, in discomfort, but it's better.

So, boiling my piss is the apathy of my so called friends and neighbours. "Oh, Sandy, its been snowing, I can't get out for my shopping.. Will you go for me in your jeep" (for fucks, sake it's not a jeep) will you collect my prescriptions for me... Can you dig my drive out... Could you collect these parts for me... Can you weld my car... Do you have any cellulose thinners... Can you sort my front door... Endless list.

Well. From now...

Fuck off you cunts. Never will I do anything for the shower of self serving bastards ever again. From now on,its me and mine. Fuck anybody else. Once in 14 years of living here have I asked for help....

Its so true that you really find who you can rely on when the shit hits the fan , not as bad as your scenario but we moved 12 years ago from my huge family who were on the phone constantly , Can you , Will you Please Please Please etc , my Mrs had just been diagnosed with a life changing illness and these twats didnt care and managed to make me feel guilty when i refused to help , even during the years i spent running around after them on the rare occasion i could have done with a bit of assistance not one of them offered even though they knew i was struggling , so decided feck em , she became my priority and not one of them have spoken to me since , Brilllllllliant , never felt so free , liberated and happy , Keep smiling BS

Never forget Lads.......
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Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
And so it begins.... "ring ring"

"Sandy, can you come over with the jeep (grrrrrrrrrrrttt) and jump start my car?"

"Nope".

"how not?"

"Cos I can't drive owing to the fact nobody would go get the painkillers prescription for me. Remember?"

"Oh, can I borrow your jeep then?"

"Fuck off and gettit up ye."

Karma, baby.
 

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
People that respond to my advert selling my bike that ask a load of questions, make an appointment to come & view then change their minds, either they are interested or they're not FFS
I am bloody sure if someone actually comes to look, they will buy as the bike is in great condition for its age & done fuck all mileage, but the first hurdle is getting them to come & look.
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
That bunch of troublemaking fuckers camped outside a school in Yorkshire because a teacher showed the class a cartoon about Mohammed.
How come they are not all being arrested? Also there's a petition in support of the teacher with 12,000 signatures. Who do you think will prevail? 12,000 people or 50 offended pricks. Teacher's been suspended by the way.
 
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