What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

GaleForceEight

GaleForceEight

Legendary Knight
The biggest sadness about Scottish (and British) politics was the premature demise of John Smith. I think he could have done a great deal of good for this nation and prevented a great deal of harm to this world. His death paved the way for the self servicing egotists like the Bliar and Brown years, as well as the jumped up cretinous hobgoblins like Salmond and Sturgeon.
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
Turned out it just needed a computer reset and I need to drain some oil out as whoever serviced it last as put too much in...
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Glad it was an easy fix Duck but change the feckin oil you lazy b@stard!
I told you weeks ago there's way too much oil in it. Along with way too little coolant in the expansion tank.
Whomever was "servicing" it needs a slap! 😏
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
It amazes me that Sturgeon is using emergency funding and promising what amount to bribes to the voting public in order to push her agenda to become Queen of Scots, that's all she really cares about, telling all manner of lies, behaving like a schoolyard bully and yet the 'fanclub' are entirely blind to it despite it being right in front of them and in no way disguised or hidden. I am truly disappointed in the levels of intelligence displayed by many Scots now. It really gives a lie to the traditional image of being 'canny' and not easily taken in. It's a really weird situation where, no matter what Westminster says or does they are 'liars, thieves and cheats and scoundrels seeking to rob you and remove your liberty' and yet when Sturgeon and Edinburgh do the same kind of things they are saints with our best interests at heart. Beyond belief quite frankly.
 
Big Sandy

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
Today.... Pretty much everything and everyone. The postal operative throwing the mail in the door, and then slamming it so hard it bounced back open again. The neighbour who annoys me as he is still breathing. The dickhead in the little pug 106 who went 15 miles down the single track road with me behind him, at 28mph.

Had another "Sandy, can you...." that's about as far as they got before the kindly line...

"gettitupye ya bass"

Fuck em. I've fucking had it with people.

Had to take Mrs Big Sandy to the hospital, we had to ring to make sure we actually had the appointment, as the dumb cunt post woman never delivered the appointment letter. It's a scan on an aneurism so it's important.

This is the same dumb cunt postie who accused me of stealing mail... Said she scanned a delivery at our house, which, wait for this, was addressed to a house 20 miles away... It was jewellery apparently.

So A) why can't you read an address. B) How many times have I followed you down the road and given you mail you have misdelivered to us? C) how many times have people given me mail that you have delivered to them? (and 9out of 10 times the fuckers have opened it) Why does that say I stole the fucking mail? How about you scanning a delivery for me, and then driving off down the road with it? I got the notification (it was parts) and chased the dumb bitch down the road, and said "where's my delivery?" Root round in the van, o here it is... I would have delivered it tomorrow... Fuck you you cunt.

Im in a fucking bad mood right now. Time to put the bastard tablet down and do something violent. I need to smash something.
 
S

Steve 998cc

Legendary Knight
Don the Don said:
Don't hold back @Big Sandy you tell them pal, kin posties no consistency with them kin bastids
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Big Sandy said:
Today.... Pretty much everything and everyone. The postal operative throwing the mail in the door, and then slamming it so hard it bounced back open again. The neighbour who annoys me as he is still breathing. The dickhead in the little pug 106 who went 15 miles down the single track road with me behind him, at 28mph.

Had another "Sandy, can you...." that's about as far as they got before the kindly line...

"gettitupye ya bass"

Fuck em. I've fucking had it with people.

Had to take Mrs Big Sandy to the hospital, we had to ring to make sure we actually had the appointment, as the dumb cunt post woman never delivered the appointment letter. It's a scan on an aneurism so it's important.

This is the same dumb cunt postie who accused me of stealing mail... Said she scanned a delivery at our house, which, wait for this, was addressed to a house 20 miles away... It was jewellery apparently.

So A) why can't you read an address. B) How many times have I followed you down the road and given you mail you have misdelivered to us? C) how many times have people given me mail that you have delivered to them? (and 9out of 10 times the fuckers have opened it) Why does that say I stole the fucking mail? How about you scanning a delivery for me, and then driving off down the road with it? I got the notification (it was parts) and chased the dumb bitch down the road, and said "where's my delivery?" Root round in the van, o here it is... I would have delivered it tomorrow... Fuck you you cunt.

Im in a fucking bad mood right now. Time to put the bastard tablet down and do something violent. I need to smash something.
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Take a chill pill and go for a ride we shouldn't get stopped by the police now we allowed to ride for pleasure again
 
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