Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Wee jimmy krankee has not opened up much yet in jockland
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Apart from the veins of her party... or at least I hope there will be some serious blood letting
Glyn
Legendary Knight
My feckin holiday has been cancelled again
Important information regarding your booking at Golden Heights (7520) – please request a refund or change of date arriving within the same property up until 31st December 2021.
On 29 March new legislation came into force in England that permits holidays in fully self-contained accommodation for a single household (and support bubble/ linked household) between 12th April 2021 and 16th May 2021. However, accommodation with any indoor communal areas is not permitted to open in this period. Indoor communal areas include internal shared hallways, stairways, lobbies, corridors, lifts and doorways.
In response to this we contacted all of our property owners to confirm if their property has any of the above features. The owner of the property for your booking has confirmed this, and therefore we are required to facilitate a refund or change of date. Holiday travel is not legally permitted during this period. If we do not hear from you by Wednesday 7th April, we will have to cancel your booking and will provide a full refund.
Please be aware, we are working hard to process refunds as quickly as possible, however due to the volume of affected bookings this may take up to 45 days from the date you submit your request.
We know this will be disappointing and we have engaged with government, prior to the legislation being passed, to seek amendment and clarification. However, we are now required by law to respond the legislation that has been passed.
Please respond to this email with your request as we require this in writing. Due to the Easter Bank Holiday please allow 10 working days to receive acknowledgement of your request.
We appreciate your understanding and patience during this difficult time.
Kind Regards
Important information regarding your booking at Golden Heights (7520) – please request a refund or change of date arriving within the same property up until 31st December 2021.
On 29 March new legislation came into force in England that permits holidays in fully self-contained accommodation for a single household (and support bubble/ linked household) between 12th April 2021 and 16th May 2021. However, accommodation with any indoor communal areas is not permitted to open in this period. Indoor communal areas include internal shared hallways, stairways, lobbies, corridors, lifts and doorways.
In response to this we contacted all of our property owners to confirm if their property has any of the above features. The owner of the property for your booking has confirmed this, and therefore we are required to facilitate a refund or change of date. Holiday travel is not legally permitted during this period. If we do not hear from you by Wednesday 7th April, we will have to cancel your booking and will provide a full refund.
Please be aware, we are working hard to process refunds as quickly as possible, however due to the volume of affected bookings this may take up to 45 days from the date you submit your request.
We know this will be disappointing and we have engaged with government, prior to the legislation being passed, to seek amendment and clarification. However, we are now required by law to respond the legislation that has been passed.
Please respond to this email with your request as we require this in writing. Due to the Easter Bank Holiday please allow 10 working days to receive acknowledgement of your request.
We appreciate your understanding and patience during this difficult time.
Kind Regards
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Golden Heights? Is that some kind of shower joint? 
chas
Legendary Knight
Tsk. You know it isn't.Golden Heights? Is that some kind of shower joint?
You *know* where they all are
Mind you, I've been to Sandy Balls in the New Forest so the ice may be thin
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Fordingbridge..... went past there a few times. Thought you’d be more the nudey beach at Lepe. Strutting your stuff 
chas
Legendary Knight
I like to do that as a 'surprise treat' where it's least expected.Fordingbridge..... went past there a few times. Thought you’d be more the nudey beach at Lepe. Strutting your stuff
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
I always preferred warmer weather. Look my best; that kind of thing 
chas
Legendary Knight
'nice out, isn't it?'I always preferred warmer weather. Look my best; that kind of thing
Glyn
Legendary Knight
Fuck knows I’m not gonna wet there nowGolden Heights? Is that some kind of shower joint?
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I've had a shite day with everything from fat feminist lesbians causing me grief to breakdowns ( not the jag ) shifts being swapped driving the wrong bus, having to work this sunday driving the tossing Buxton to glossop service and a myriad of other little things that all add up...
On a brighter note someone that ruined the course of my life as a kid as died hopefully painfully..
Just goes to show no matter how bad a day your having sometimes all it takes is that one thing to put a cheeky little grin back on your face
On a brighter note someone that ruined the course of my life as a kid as died hopefully painfully..
Just goes to show no matter how bad a day your having sometimes all it takes is that one thing to put a cheeky little grin back on your face
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
There’s one or two where I too am urging the Grim Reaper to get a move on!
T
The Departed
Guest
I downloaded Disney for my son last night so we can watch all the Marvel movies in order, ended up opening the JD (as you do), which resulted in a need for carbs (as it does) which ended up ordering a kebab from an Indian - what a big no-no that was - tasted like shite, and to be fair I really do like a proper lamb kebab from a local shop, but she wanted a curry.. Result? 1ltr of JD Honey gone, Tommy tits and can't see shit this morning lol
What a day for a bike ride/continue digging the garden to get it level or take the dogs on the moors, and all i want right now is bacon!!
What a day for a bike ride/continue digging the garden to get it level or take the dogs on the moors, and all i want right now is bacon!!
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
People that put different size bolts and torx heads on things so they don't match up with what's in the manual so you bump your head cos your ranting and raving and trying to crawl back out of a tiny space to get a different socket size to remove a bolt..go to do the next one and that's a different size as well then you go onto the next one and that's actually an original torx which should be there...
I tell you people..Come the revolution
I tell you people..Come the revolution
T
The Departed
Guest
People that put different size bolts and torx heads on things so they don't match up with what's in the manual so you bump your head cos your ranting and raving and trying to crawl back out of a tiny space to get a different socket size to remove a bolt..go to do the next one and that's a different size as well then you go onto the next one and that's actually an original torx which should be there...
I tell you people..Come the revolution
fucking jagggggg owners
chas
Legendary Knight
What is boiling my piss is you spelling 'Jaaaaaahg' nonsensically. Long vowel sound, short consanant. Fucksake.
T
The Departed
Guest
I think you'll find even the jagggggg owners call it a jaggggg not a jaaaaahg. Google it.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Merc my werds! White noise cheeeeeech!
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
This f#cking block connector is doing my tree...I've been trying to disconnect it for a f#cking hour and fifteen minutes and can I shit get it to split so I can check all connections are solid clean and doing their job.. I'm a stones throw away from just burning the fucking bike...