What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[Foxy]

I'm a cyclist, too.

 

[Holy Shit]

I'm a cyclist, too.

Me too.

 

[Bad Billy]

Me too.

And me, but under protest trying to get fit for racing a proper bike (with an engine) ..... and definitely NEVER in fucking Lycra

 

[Holy Shit]

No Lycra,no hat,no day glow,ride solo and avoid main roads and all other cyclists,unless there’s a pub involved.

 

[chas]

Some of the worst cyclists are those arsholes on fixed wheel bikes, bloody hipster pricks.

I ride one of these

 

[Public Enemy]

Some of the worst cyclists are those arsholes on fixed wheel bikes, bloody hipster pricks.

I ride one of these
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Looks suspiciously like a hipster prick bike!!

 

[Foxy]

Use mine to go to work on 2 or 3 times a week, to keep fit. It's 10 miles each way, mostly on a cycle track, and anyone who's bin to Sheffield knows, tha can't go anywhere without going up or down a hill. Just waiting to pick mi new mountain bike up, as I gave mi last one to mi son when he moved to his flat.

 

[chas]

Looks suspiciously like a hipster prick bike!!

Of course it is. *That's* how i know what arseholes the owners are

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Cyclists? . Always knew there was something iffy about you lot. It’s that firm narrow saddle isn’t it?

 

[MartytheMartian]

I did cycling once while shedding a lot of weight years ago and I will never do it again! Apart from anything else racing down a hill at thirty miles per hour in shorts, no gloves/fingerless gloves, bare arms, training shoes and no helmet with little rubber blocks for braking and skinny wee tyres I realised that the level of protection from accident made motorcycling in full leathers, boots, gloves and full face helmet seem positively the height of safe travel.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I'm a cyclist, too.

You mean they have them peddle boat things in the navy

 

[Scrappy]

I brought a bicycle about 7 or 8 years ago, can't say I was very impressed; crap brakes, shite handling, awful suspension, under powered, foot pegs kept moving...

 

[chas]

Cyclists? . Always knew there was something iffy about you lot. It’s that firm narrow saddle isn’t it?

Sniff my Brooks

 

[Foxy]

You mean they have them peddle boat things in the navy

Why does tha think we had so many ships company? We used to pedal in shifts.

 

[Glyn]

I drive in London every day, since whoever’s stupid idea to put cycle lanes everywhere have really slowed the flow of traffic.
It now takes an hour to do a 20 minute journey

 

[Don the Don]

You mean they have them peddle boat things in the navy

That's a cracker @BAD LUCK DUCK

I wish they had given our lot some of these to have practiced with, would have saved millions

 

[Tallpaul]

Sniff my Brooks

Professional or B17?

 

[chas]

Professional or B17?

Swift, dear boy, I'm a fast sort

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

That's a cracker @BAD LUCK DUCK

I wish they had given our lot some of these to have practiced with, would have saved millions

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I love this...

 

[Flynnt20]

I drive in London every day, since whoever’s stupid idea to put cycle lanes everywhere have really slowed the flow of traffic.
It now takes an hour to do a 20 minute journey

Brave man Glyn . only driven through the centre of London twice , NEVER FOOKIN AGAIN !!!! And swore i would never drive in Paris again as i got to the point of slamming the handbrake on the hire car , walking off and leaving the bastard thing where it was , they are selfish and uncivilized