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Bad Billy

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
Glyn said:
I drive in London every day, since whoever’s stupid idea to put cycle lanes everywhere have really slowed the flow of traffic.
It now takes an hour to do a 20 minute journey 😆😡
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Don't get me started on London & fucking cyclists, just had to fit cameras & sensors to all our trucks so that when the hapless twats in lycra come up the inside of my trucks (never a good idea!) the driver doesn't wipe them out, £800 plus per truck :mad:, on top of being Euro 6 to go in in the first pace, congestion charge etc etc, I would have voted for natural selection process, bit like playing Russian Roulette but with an artic instead of a gun! ;)
 
Sarky B’stard

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
One of my drivers cut a little old lady in half with a laden 16 tonne truck. He was quickly exonerated but nevertheless devastated. She erroneously asserted right of way and he never saw her under his cab as she was seen to keep peddling head down between 2nd and 3rd axles of 4 as he turned. Just horrible...
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Sarky B’stard said:
One of my drivers cut a little old lady in half with a laden 16 tonne truck. He was quickly exonerated but nevertheless devastated. She erroneously asserted right of way and he never saw her under his cab as she was seen to keep peddling head down between 2nd and 3rd axles of 4 as he turned. Just horrible...
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An ex girlfriend of mines Dad killed a small child that ran out from behind an ice cream van.
The investigation proved his statement that the impact happened before he had time to hit the brakes.
Absolutely not his fault but it totally changed him forever.
Since then I always slow right down to no more than 20mph when passing a parked ice cream van, & I cover the brake.
 
Glyn

Glyn

Legendary Knight
Bad Billy said:
Don't get me started on London & fucking cyclists, just had to fit cameras & sensors to all our trucks so that when the hapless twats in lycra come up the inside of my trucks (never a good idea!) the driver doesn't wipe them out, £800 plus per truck :mad:, on top of being Euro 6 to go in in the first pace, congestion charge etc etc, I would have voted for natural selection process, bit like playing Russian Roulette but with an artic instead of a gun! ;)
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We as a company don’t have lorries, biggest are 3 ton open bed trucks but fuck me the amount of accidents with idiot cyclists is obscene, our insurance costs are getting out of control.

The best of it is a truck turning left with a loud warning message still manages to be at fault when a wanker on a pushbike still goes up the inside🤬🤬🤬
 
Glyn

Glyn

Legendary Knight
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DD67 said:
An ex girlfriend of mines Dad killed a small child that ran out from behind an ice cream van.
The investigation proved his statement that the impact happened before he had time to hit the brakes.
Absolutely not his fault but it totally changed him forever.
Since then I always slow right down to no more than 20mph when passing a parked ice cream van, & I cover the brake.
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One of my pals who was a proper driver, had a guy step off the pavement into his car, not speeding, but this fucked his enjoyment for driving afterwards.
That was nearly 30 years ago and he still can’t forget the bad emotions he suffered after.

Although the man was drunk and has fully recovered, it’s still fucking someone’s life
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Unavoidable accidents happen but I think most folks will spend the rest of their lives wondering if they could have somehow prevented it. I used to know a fellow in Ayrshire who drove the trains and he knew a few drivers who had to give up the job after folks committing suicide on the two level crossings in North Ayrshire and he dreaded it happening to him. Unfortunately his turn came, just before Christmas ( it was a young father who'd just lost his job) and that was the end of the job he loved.
 
Big Sandy

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
I was once driving a John deere 3640 with a 6 furr reversible plough hanging off the back. Been ploughing all day, heading back to the stackyard to park up. Tootling down the road, check mirror, see a car behind... Indicator on to turn left, start to turn in the yard and Where's the car? Yeah... Trying to overtake. Silly bint hadn't worked out when the front of the tractor went left, the plough went right.

Made a right mess, straight across the bonnet, smashed the windscreen... Her fault entirely, and it took the bacon to get her to realise it.

Today I took Mrs Big Sandy to the dentist. Went in the camper (she can't get in the Landy with ease... And, yes, I drive a motorhome, but I know what mirrors are for etc.). So driving the single track, got about 3 miles from home and there's a car coming the other way who has to go into the passing place on his side of the road, mind.

Twat is sat in the seat giving me the fingers (motorhome, see) so I stopped and blocked him in. Get out.

"What you giving me the fingers for?"

"You fucking tourists....."

"Stop right there. Where do you live?"

"Helmsdale!"

"Okay. So youre further from home than I am, you fucking tourist! I'm only 3 miles from home."

Made the cunt apologise anyway.
 
Sarky B’stard

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
DD67 said:
An ex girlfriend of mines Dad killed a small child that ran out from behind an ice cream van.
The investigation proved his statement that the impact happened before he had time to hit the brakes.
Absolutely not his fault but it totally changed him forever.
Since then I always slow right down to no more than 20mph when passing a parked ice cream van, & I cover the brake.
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It’s getting to be gruesome story time....

You reminded me of a an old friend of mine who killed a teenage girl on a bicycle shortly after passing his bike test. Utterly changed him but he was likewise exonerated by the testimony of a following lady who actually saw what happened better than he did. The victim freewheeled straight down a hilly side road into his path without slowing. He was under the speed limit and had been visibly riding responsibly for half a mile before the bicycle arrived out of nowhere at quite some speed, failing to give way and brought them both down. Mike was seriously changed for a very long time. Became ultra cautious and lost much of his conspicuous joie de vivre. I think it was thought the girl was late for school and in a panic. A lesson for us all.....
 
Big Sandy

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
My dad was a stickler for being early. If he started work at 8, he'd be there at half 7. Take me to school, I'd be there at 8:15. Always early. It got to the point that we used to set all the clocks back 1/4 an hour!

It has, however, meant that I always allow enough time for any journey, and if I'm late, I'm late. 5 minutes late clocking on? Not going to dock you 5 minutes, they'll dock half an hour, so why rush?

One thing that scarred me, though. On the main street in town when I was a kid, there was a lassie about 7 or 8 on the pavement and she was mucking about. She tripped off the pavement, and fell into the road. Under an 8 wheeler, got caught up between the wheels. The driver didn't even know and kept moving for a bit until he was waved down. Can see it now :(
 
Big Sandy

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
Telly is on this morning. What is it with that weird woman/girl voice thats kind of whiny but grindy? * You know what I mean.... Godz it so pysses me off!

(yeah, telly is off now.)

*could be argued that they are all whiny and grindy. But you know what I mean, they are trying to be 'husky and interesting' maybe? Fail. Shoot them. Now.
 
Bad Billy

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
Glyn said:
The best of it is a truck turning left with a loud warning message still manages to be at fault when a wanker on a pushbike still goes up the inside🤬🤬🤬
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Yep, same as undertaking cars that get hit when our trucks change back to nearside lane, the vehicle changing lane is always at fault despite it supposedly being illegal to overtake on the inside? :mad: :poop:
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
I'm not even going to tell you lot of piss taking bastards how I just been for a piss done a wet fart shoved my hand down the back of my trousers with a wad of toilet roll sneeze again nearly lost my glasses down the kazi but thanks to my super fast reflexes managed to catch them but hold on..That hand was just between my pert buttocks checking out I ain't shat my pants and where's the sodding bog roll disappeared to..So now I got a irritated nose a sore arse and where the fuck is that wad of toilet roll...
Kit kat chunky should have a warning label on it cos I bet I'm not the only this as happened to😳🤧💩
 
Bad Billy

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
I'm not even going to tell you lot of piss taking bastards how I just been for a piss done a wet fart shoved my hand down the back of my trousers with a wad of toilet roll sneeze again nearly lost my glasses down the kazi but thanks to my super fast reflexes managed to catch them but hold on..That hand was just between my pert buttocks checking out I ain't shat my pants and where's the sodding bog roll disappeared to..So now I got a irritated nose a sore arse and where the fuck is that wad of toilet roll...
Kit kat chunky should have a warning label on it cos I bet I'm not the only this as happened to😳🤧💩
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Don't know about the Kit Kat, but I think you need a Bio Hazard warning label on now! :poop::poop::poop:
 
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