What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

What's the name of the film, just asking for a friend

The soul...
I think someone messed up on the translation and it should have been " The screaming chink transgender woolly woofters bender murdering sneaky crafty bastard big Jesse benders "....

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Cops...some good decent ones out there that try to make a difference and make the world a better safer place and use a bit of common sense and discretion...
Most are dipshit arseholes that should never be in a position of authority nevermind being a police officer...
I try to be ok with them but if I get an arsehole...A big part of my PTSD is relatrd to police incompetence, political correctness and a lack of willingness to arrest real scumbags by the police which ultimately caused loss of life and other nasty shit...
So when they pull someone like Judd for no real reason it pisses me off...

 

[Scrappy]

rode into work, got pulled by the old bill..... did full background and bike check despite my NHS ID and clearly dressed in uniform under my jacket.


reason I got pulled?


'it was suspicious to see a motorcycle like yours on the road at 7am on a sunday morning'. (jumped up prick)

Over the years I've found that thinking "Jumped up prick!"
But saying "Yes officer, no officer, whatever you say officer"
Works far better, & rarely results in a ticket.
Some (not all) were bullied at school, are henpecked at home & are generally socially awkward.
Being a Cop gives them the power & control, they'd never otherwise have the balls to carry off!

Humour them & play by their rules for 10 minutes. Then drive/ride away with a smug smile on your face

The only thing you can do is to be as polite and cooperative as possible, they soon turn nasty if you don't, that is from what I have seen and thankfully not experienced... apart from the time...

I think this has got massively worse in recent years, a lot of them seem to be like the gestapo now. A politicised police force, possibly due to introducing the election of police commissioners, and also the common purpose (marxist) training (brainwashing) infecting most of our public services


Or was 'it was suspicious to see a motorcycle like yours on the road at 7am on a sunday morning' just plod having a dislike of cruiser style bikes, and his way of telling you to get another bike?

 

[Big Sandy]

I think it boils down to the SC in question Sandy, not all SC's are the same mate.

You are right, of course.

I have known a couple... Decent ones are like decent Cops themselves. Stands true in all walks of life, to be fair.

I think I must just have an "attract a twat" magnet.

 

[Foxy]

The Doors. Just had to turn Planet Rock off, as "Light my Fire" was droning on and on. Most over rated, over hyped band ever. IMO.

 

[Scrappy]

The Doors. Just had to turn Planet Rock off, as "Light my Fire" was droning on and on. Most over rated, over hyped band ever. IMO.

Agreed, but after Razorlight

 

[Sarky B’stard]

The Doors. Just had to turn Planet Rock off, as "Light my Fire" was droning on and on. Most over rated, over hyped band ever. IMO.

David Crosby was pretty rude about Jim Morrison as a talentless poseur and didn’t let up after he made that great career move of every fading ‘star’ and popped his clogs. Mind you, Crosby always came across as a well rounded a’hole.....

 

[Sarky B’stard]

My nephew is a drug squad plain clothes plod. He loves the job, disrespects his pc superiors and says there are quite a few you dread going on shift with because they are such enthusiastic dickheads when common sense & discretion is required. He’s not sure how long he can reconcile everything.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Indian call centres have pissed on my parade today...Why have someone who can't speak English answer the phone to English people...
I asked if they had anyone with a better grasp of the English language and she replied we have peoples in bases in England..I now suspect Indian spys have infiltrated are submarine bases army naval airforce bases and any other bases you can think off...
Anyway I hung up and have been advised doing stuff online may be a better way to go for someone of my disposition

 

[MartytheMartian]

Well I am pissed off today because I still haven't taken delivery of my new Daytona. Phoned them up today and got 'The courier is supposed to be picking it up today. I've texted him but not had a reply yet. He's old school and does things 'his way''. He assured me that, if the courier arrived and picked the bike up today he would let me know. Not had any message or call so I guess his 'old school' courier couldn't be arsed. Afraid if I had a courier as unreliable as that he would simply get the bullet and I'd find someone else.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Well I am pissed off today because I still haven't taken delivery of my new Daytona. Phoned them up today and got 'The courier is supposed to be picking it up today. I've texted him but not had a reply yet. He's old school and does things 'his way''. He assured me that, if the courier arrived and picked the bike up today he would let me know. Not had any message or call so I guess his 'old school' courier couldn't be arsed. Afraid if I had a courier as unreliable as that he would simply get the bullet and I'd find someone else.

This is why I should be allowed a gun...I could help resolve so many problems people encounter..I just want to help people the best way I can...

 

[Freck]

This is why I should be allowed a gun...I could help resolve so many problems people encounter..I just want to help people the best way I can...

I feel the same sometimes but unfortunately there wouldn’t be many people left if I had a gun

 

[Glyn]

I’m fuckin incensed today, I got home no whiskey and no beers .
I’ve had to suffer wine tonight

 

[DD67]

I feel the same sometimes but unfortunately there wouldn’t be many people left if I had a gun

They let me have several guns.
So, exactly how irresponsible must they think yourself & Duck are FFS?

 

[Big Sandy]

Fah. They won't let me have one either. Mind you, mania and depression will do that to yer street cred.

They can't stop me buying knives. And sharpening them. And axes. And swords. And more knives. And a crossbow. And a longbow.

 

[Big Sandy]

Did I mention paranoia? I'm sure I mentioned paranoia? Somebody did.... Was it you?

 

[Glyn]

Did I mention paranoia? I'm sure I mentioned paranoia? Somebody did.... Was it you?

Oi why you having a pop at me, I ain’t said nothing about you, people always say I’m para, I thought they meant I looked I jumped out of aircraft regularly

 

[chas]

Did I mention paranoia? I'm sure I mentioned paranoia? Somebody did.... Was it you?

It was me, okay? But I haven't told anyone about the chainsaws.

 

[MartytheMartian]

I've been paranoid all my life and I know it but that doesn't mean that the buggers ain't out to get me!

 

[gazzatriumph]

Indian call centres have pissed on my parade today...Why have someone who can't speak English answer the phone to English people...
I asked if they had anyone with a better grasp of the English language and she replied we have peoples in bases in England..I now suspect Indian spys have infiltrated are submarine bases army naval airforce bases and any other bases you can think off...
Anyway I hung up and have been advised doing stuff online may be a better way to go for someone of my disposition

I've had that in the past, I tell them I want to speak to someone who can speak English, I did once get passed on to an English person usually I or they hang up.