What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[MartytheMartian]

Incredible @Don the Don and makes me ashamed to be a feckin' Scot! The Scottish government are 'telling' Westminster that, rather than uphold the law and do their duty they should abandon it simply because a group of knowfeckall retards oppose the immigration laws of the land.

 

[Tallpaul]

Gimme the keys, I'll fucking move it.....................

 

[Doc Strange]

Police to release men from immigration van blocking Glasgow street - BBC News

It's amazing the extent some jocks will go to highlight their disapproval of Westminster

Saw that - should have washed the protesters out from under the van with a water cannon!

DS

 

[Big Sandy]

alas the tree huggers would have me thrown in the tower

Speaking as a life long tree hugger the only reason I could see to throw you in a cell in the tower would be to use the extermination tools provided within on its current occupant. And you'd get paid too.

Yes, I am a big fan of trees. A tree has never hurt me, never tried to rip me off, badmouthed me, tried to pick a fight..... Unlike some fuckin "humans" I could mention.

Yes, happy to hug a tree. There's hippies, and there's hippies. Do unto others as they do unto you. Preferably first.

 

[chas]

Fucking sparras or some wildlife has taken the growing tips out of all the runner beans i've put out so far.
I even feed the ungrateful feathered cunts.
Reminds me of having the kids at home.

 

[Flynnt20]

My Garden is full of Starlings , bastards are everywhere , tried an owl decoy , banging a tin tray etc and the bastards are laughing at me , Twats

 

[DD67]

My Garden is full of Starlings , bastards are everywhere , tried an owl decoy , banging a tin tray etc and the bastards are laughing at me , Twats

Air rifle?

 

[chas]

My Garden is full of Starlings , bastards are everywhere , tried an owl decoy , banging a tin tray etc and the bastards are laughing at me , Twats

Jesus. Those cunts. Utter bastards.

 

[The Departed]

 

[Flynnt20]

Air rifle?

Believe it or not they are protected !!!!

 

[The Departed]

Believe it or not they are protected !!!!

She's FBI

 

[Sarky B’stard]

She may be but you are totally wasting your time.....

 

[Flynnt20]

i will call it sexual conversion therapy

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Believe it or not they are protected !!!!

Not unless they have body armour and a kevlar helmet they ain't

 

[Sarky B’stard]

My angle grinder!

Now I don’t often have use for such a tool of fine precision but today I did. And it’s missing. So is my little grip. And last week I could not find my wrecking bar. I have a thing about the local Parcel Force driver. Shifty bastard, avoids your direct gaze but is an inappropriate space invader. It must be him.

Anyway, I suddenly remembered lending them all to my son-in-law last month for stripping out a flat.

He’s still a shifty bastard though, that Parcel Force driver, and I am keeping the eye on him as Idi Amin used to say.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

My angle grinder!

Now I don’t often have use for such a tool of fine precision but today I did. And it’s missing. So is my little grip. And last week I could not find my wrecking bar. I have a thing about the local Parcel Force driver. Shifty bastard, avoids your direct gaze but is an inappropriate space invader. It must be him.

Anyway, I suddenly remembered lending them all to my son-in-law last month for stripping out a flat.

He’s still a shifty bastard though, that Parcel Force driver, and I am keeping the eye on him as Idi Amin used to say.

I live on the moorlands and the pikey at the back as a great big dinosaur digger thing so disposal of unwanted parcel force drivers isn't a big deal...just saying from one angle grinder fiend to another

 

[Don the Don]

Is there no end to this crap,
New Devices Let Men Try Breastfeeding - Motherly

 

[DD67]

Is there no end to this crap,
New Devices Let Men Try Breastfeeding - Motherly

@Bad Billy would never get that contraption over him moobs

 

[MartytheMartian]

If there is a Muppet willing to be suckered into buying some kinda crap then there is someone willing to create said crap. The whole LGBTQ++WhatevertheFeck and the BLM shit has opened a whole new market for separating assholes from their money. In the words of Jesus H. Christ "Hells a'comin to a town near you and all them buggers are gonna fry whether they know it or not!"

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Is there no end to this crap,
New Devices Let Men Try Breastfeeding - Motherly

Well I've jumped on the made up gender band wagon...
I expect special privileges and all to agree with anything I say or be labelled an attack helicopterphobic bigot...

It came all the way from the Russian Federation..So I guess them commies finally done something right for once..