Holy Shit
Legendary Knight
Lead them then lose them,it’s always worked for me....
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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T
The Departed
Guest
I've binned it.
T
The Departed
Guest
I hear you but I know the roads quite well and to be honest they easily get flooded and I don't enjoy poodling around.
T
The Departed
Guest
Yes
But now I've had alcorol so ill have a blast in the afternoon instead of 0830
But now I've had alcorol so ill have a blast in the afternoon instead of 0830
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Don't be a pussy..I went through massive puddles got blown all over the place had lorries splash puddles in my face and basically got drowned yesterday coming home on the bike..water as narrow shoulders they say..no shit..Stripping off when I got home and my boots had water in em my shirt was wet like I'd been running a marathon and my long John's looked like I'd pissed and shat myself diarrhoea style...
Get out there ....Don't be a fag.
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
T
The Departed
Guest
Don't be a pussy..I went through massive puddles got blown all over the place had lorries splash puddles in my face and basically got drowned yesterday coming home on the bike..water as narrow shoulders they say..no shit..Stripping off when I got home and my boots had water in em my shirt was wet like I'd been running a marathon and my long John's looked like I'd pissed and shat myself diarrhoea style...
Get out there ....Don't be a fag.
Fag faggity fag fag fag
Just saying
I don't ride a two wheeled tractor love. You must be quackers
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
I used to live on your route and was down there last year. There’s flooding and there’s puddles. We aren’t talking about the bridges being taken out as has happened!
T
The Departed
Guest
I'm not sure why no one is getting the concept of how I ride. So allow me to explain.
Fast, risky, stupid, risk-taking, a twat, fast. I think that sums it up.
I am fair weather rider, I wouldn't say I like getting wet, I like my tyres grippy, I have no chicken strips, and I like my bike home dry and safe.
Endex
Fast, risky, stupid, risk-taking, a twat, fast. I think that sums it up.
I am fair weather rider, I wouldn't say I like getting wet, I like my tyres grippy, I have no chicken strips, and I like my bike home dry and safe.
Endex
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Sportsbike riders are steely eyed weapons systems managers who diss bad people and wimps and break things. However, they can also be very charming and personable. The average sportsbike rider, despite sometimes having a swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. (However, these feelings usually don't involve anyone else.)
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I ride like a duck...
Ducks have no concept of how to ride a bike...We do like a bit of rain and puddles though..
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
T
The Departed
Guest
I ride like a duck...
Ducks have no concept of how to ride a bike...We do like a bit of rain and puddles though..
And here's me thinking I've been roasted.
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I've recieved a text message from the Versys...Don't be a pussy..I went through massive puddles got blown all over the place had lorries splash puddles in my face and basically got drowned yesterday coming home on the bike..water as narrow shoulders they say..no shit..Stripping off when I got home and my boots had water in em my shirt was wet like I'd been running a marathon and my long John's looked like I'd pissed and shat myself diarrhoea style...
Get out there ....Don't be a fag.
..."You absolute b@stard! I may have occasionally complained about how much time I sat in your garage. But this Duck eejit is taking the f#ckin pi$$!
I honestly thought he was gonna drown the pair of us yesterday!
And he's named me Stacy. Why didn't you tell him that my name is Lionel?
It isn't all bad though. I get a lovely warm fuzzy feeling when he wraps his legs around me
"....
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Lovely weather for ducks?
T
The Departed
Guest
Don't be a pussy..I went dogging last night massive puddles of cum got blown all over my face had lorry drivers splash puddles in my face and basically got drowned yesterday coming home on the bike..cum as narrow shoulders they say..no shit..Stripping off when I got home and my boots had cum in em my shirt was wet like I'd been running a marathon and my long John's looked like I'd pissed and shat myself diarrhoea style due to the duck f*king anal dogging.. get out there ....Don't be a fag.
Edited for clarity
It sounds like Duck & Lionel are spending some quality time together
