What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[Doc Strange]

Lucky at the weekend as away at a family wedding - warning light in car had came on earlier in the week so had a full tank.

However, hotel we were staying in is part of Stansted services so the queues to get in were horrendous. Then cab to wedding was delayed. Coming back the cab dropped us behind the services and showed us a path through the trees in the dark to our hotel!

Still got enough to cover work this week I reckon, a bit in both bikes and a splash in the can for the lawn mower.

I expect everything will be fine again within a few days as folks who don't drive anywhere, but who filled their tanks won't be visiting garages any time soon again!

Between the scum media and the fuckwit public, I despair sometimes!!

I'm coming to the conclusion that we need one of those wartime laws about spreading panic to keep our so-called journos in check - and I am generally very, very anti-censorship.

DS

 

[Scrappy]

WTF!!

And isn't it illegal to carry fuel in containers not specifically designed and approved to do so?

 

[DD67]

WTF!!

And isn't it illegal to carry fuel in containers not specifically designed and approved to do so?

Why was the stupid cow pouring the water into the bin?

 

[Scrappy]

The potential nightmare this will cause in the not too distant future, yet none of our woke wanker politicians have the courage and backbone to sort it out.

 

[Big Sandy]

The nice new windscreen I had fitted just over a week ago? It rained today. Pissed straight in. Straight into the fuse box....

Now I have all 4 indicators on (like the hazard relay is stuck on) and even pulling fuses won't shut them off.

Getting another new screen under warranty tomorrow. Not sure what happens with the electrical fault it caused though, but I'm damned if I should be paying to sort it. I can't find the fault myself well, yet.

Could manage nicely without this just now, on top of everything else. Just seems I get one thing sorted, and something else kicks me back on my arse again.

 

[MartytheMartian]

That sucks man. I would say that, as any damage to the electrics was because they fitted the screen badly they should be responsible for fixing it.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Would you like one of my 50 x 25ltr jerry cans of diesel?
I filled them up in Buxton yesterday

Can't you get diesel from work? I assume they have diesel tanks on site.
If your boss has the choice between letting you purchase 5 gallons of fuel. Or being a driver down. You might get lucky?

I've asked they said fuel is available at different garages so fill up after work...
So I asked if they had reserved me diesel to be collected roughly 14hrs later..
Fuel is available now is all they would say..
You can't go and get any but because its available it's your own fault you dont have any...come Thursday I will not be going work but searching for diesel and petrol...
Not company policy to sell diesel...

 

[gazzatriumph]

Liked this

 

[Capt. Drunkey]

Liked this

I guess, the guys in their Teslas with the broad grin on their faces are everybody’s DARLING right now in the UK…

(And: What about an airlift from Berlin to London, sending CARE packages of toilet paper… From wanker to wanker )

 

[Don the Don]

I guess, the guys in their Teslas with the broad grin on their faces are everybody’s DARLING right now in the UK…

"No" they are just tossers

 

[Capt. Drunkey]

tossers

I looked this word up in German: Bedwetter, total idiot, wanker (Bettnässer, Vollidiot, Wichser).
I guess, that fits the frame…

 

[Don the Don]

And: What about an airlift from Berlin to London, sending CARE packages of toilet paper

As long as it's the soft stuff, we dont want any of that st Izal medicated tracing paper

 

[Capt. Drunkey]

As long as it's the soft stuff, we dont want any of that st Izal medicated tracing paper
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The keyword here is „cleaning up“, not „spreading“…

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Going to work on the bike this morning I saw a fuel tanker pull into my local garage so a quick u turn and went back home to get my jaaaaag..now it's rare as rocking horse pooh I fill all the way up with the car but on this occasion I have just to avoid problems getting to work in the bad weather..
So now I'm no better than the other twats..
Whilst I was there you got a bloke filling up a big bloody oil drum in the back of is van and I thought what a dick head..

 

[chas]

For all that the retailers blame the public setting the pumps to dispense a max of, say, thirty quids worth isn't beyond the bounds of tech surely.

 

[The Departed]

For the record. The guy who was stabbed was a police officer. Hamer is a majority Asian area and, not that it is a no go area, but you would be stupid to go if you are white.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Chas, unnecessary. The fuel thing will resolve quick enough. People have emptied ground tanks into vehicles and any other available receptacle. Once they are full the ground tanks will re-fill and the nonsense will be over. It’s fundamentally self limiting. Just hope nobody incinerates themselves to drive the point home.

 

[Public Enemy]

As long as it's the soft stuff, we dont want any of that st Izal medicated tracing paper
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Like Custer, it takes no shit off the Indians!

 

[Public Enemy]

For the record. The guy who was stabbed was a police officer. Hamer is a majority Asian area and, not that it is a no go area, but you would be stupid to go if you are white.

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You already know the answer mate.

 

[chas]

Chas, unnecessary. The fuel thing will resolve quick enough. People have emptied ground tanks into vehicles and any other available receptacle. Once they are full the ground tanks will re-fill and the nonsense will be over. It’s fundamentally self limiting. Just hope nobody incinerates themselves to drive the point home.

If it hadn't taken me twice as long to get into work this morning due to queues to filling stations blocking the A2 in three places I may have been more objective earlier
At present I'm less charitable than you, my schadenfreude would be nicely warmed by a shed full of jerry cans blazing away.