What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[Sarky B’stard]

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If only some of these company's paid their Tax bill's as quick

What tax Bill? You pay some licensing fee to some nominally independent franchise license holder of similar name in Liechtenstein or the Cayman Islands and you wipe out your profits and offshore them with a stroke of the pen. Amazon & co need taxing as a % of turnover not nominal/notional/nonsensical‘profit’.

 

[Tallpaul]

This country's tax laws need a massive overhaul. Successive Labour governments could have done this and the last Conservative ones were never going to.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

None of the legislators will address the problem if they are so cheaply bought off......

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

We need a cull of these bastids , Right" next time I go in a elevator I am going to complain about the 4 person limit sign

I don't know what I'm agreeing to but you seem to be keen on the idea so I'm not going to disagree with you..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

First day back at work after a few days off ..The canteen area now looks like a miniature version of a prison visiting room..Small tables with yellow tape across the centre..No swapping stuff across the table or under the table and no touching...like any body wants to hold fucking hands...I basically told work they can go fuck themselves with the new policy so they decided not to tell me the next thing they are considering apparently....
Cop this...Mandatory covid19 vaccination or no job...They are currently putting the feelers out to see how employees respond...Course I wasn't told about it until I was sitting in the works canteen van eating my sandwich with four other drivers crammed in trying to get out the rain...Notice they ain't bothered about covid19 regulations and guidelines when it comes to drivers that don't have a break at the depot...
Anyway I lost my rag over the whole thing...
I will not be coerced/forced to have an injection for fear of losing my employment...I'd sooner spend the next twenty years in clink for killing everyone that tried to take away my right to earn a pittance of a living under already over regulated politically correct bullshit conditions...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

One of the things that boiled my piss the most is six months or so back when they started enforcement of guidelines and I accused them of being in league with China and the socialist commie plot to destroy this nation and take away our freedom of choice they said I was a paranoid conspiracy theorist that needed a bigger tin foil hat..

At the time I said we'll see when the time comes if you force us into taking Vaccines and implanting microchips and tracking and monitoring devices and such on our person and they assured me it would never happen...

Well I've been right about everything so far the bunch of slack jawed pussy faggity commie bastards and that's what basically boiled my piss today....

Some other minor stuff but we won't go into that....

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Its making me seriously consider buying this ridiculously overpriced patch for my jacket from the states...

 

[DD67]

One of the things that boiled my piss the most is six months or so back when they started enforcement of guidelines and I accused them of being in league with China and the socialist commie plot to destroy this nation and take away our freedom of choice they said I was a paranoid conspiracy theorist that needed a bigger tin foil hat..

At the time I said we'll see when the time comes if you force us into taking Vaccines and implanting microchips and tracking and monitoring devices and such on our person and they assured me it would never happen...

Well I've been right about everything so far the bunch of slack jawed pussy faggity commie bastards and that's what basically boiled my piss today....

Some other minor stuff but we won't go into that....

Are you 50 yet Duck? If so, you qualify for SAGA membership ...

BBC News - Saga cruises says all customers must be vaccinated https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55738918

 

[The Departed]

Was writing a letter tonight and I ran out of invisible ink, but I don't know at what point..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

This morning I think I've made a sensible decision...
Phoned work to say I got a snow covered driveway and can't get into work on my bike and wife can't get me in as her van is currently off road..
You must be here at 0700hrs they said...Ain't gonna happen I said...we went around in circles for a while and then they said they can't come and get me cos they are currently snowed in and assessing the situation....
This is what pisses me off..They expect me to get there on my bike in the snow on some of the worse roads possible in bad weather but they don't currently consider it safe to send out buses or send a van to get me....

And that gentlemen is typical of the type of management and leadership we have in this country today that is driving the good ship Great Britain onto the rocks and causing it to sink...WANKERS...

 

[The Departed]

^^^ Happened to me a few years ago, the boss told me to come in or lose my job. I spent 2 hours trying to get no more than 6 miles of the 15 to work, she phoned me and said she couldn't get out of her driveway and to work from home. Took me a further 2+ hours to get home.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

My wife as informed me the snow is now melting quite rapidly however a couple of lorries are stuck on the main road...She pushing for me to go work...These are the times when she really starts to piss me off...
Im still in my work uniform but I think I'm gonna call it quits for the day and let the wife get on with it...
What's the point sitting in my uniform all day on the off chance work may come and get me...
I seriously doubt they will now and to be fair I can no longer be fucking bothered with today...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

On a brighter note I just ordered this from the states for my jacket...

Why is it so much cheaper for this patch postage wise than the commie one...

 

[Public Enemy]

We don't watch this show, but if we did I don't think I'd be complaining.

Dancing On Ice hit with Ofcom cleavage complaints over Holly Willoughby's dress

Dancing On Ice host Holly Willoughby sparked Ofcom complaints over her cleavage as some viewers found her plunging neckline gown too racy for their screens

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[DD67]

On a brighter note I just ordered this from the states for my jacket...

Why is it so much cheaper for this patch postage wise than the commie one...View attachment 2463View attachment 2464

Ask @Ron nicely & I'm sure he'd forward stuff on to you from the USA.
Obviously you'd be best to order numerous patches & ask him to send them in one parcel.

I wanted this chrome fuel flap for our MX-5...

It's a genuine Mazda part but they were an optional accessory & made in very small numbers. Every used one you see for sale in the UK (on rare occasions) is stupid money & often tatty due to its age.
The one above was on American Ebay in California so it's in fantastic condition. The seller wanted £70 to ship it to me plus the cost of the item But he'd ship it to Ron free.
Long story short... It cost me just under £50 inc postage

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Used to be sold as Eunuchs in Japan. Just saying’.

 

[DD67]

Used to be sold as Eunuchs in Japan. Just saying’.

I think you'll find it's spelt "Eunos" Mr B'stard

 

[half ton]

Spelt and pronounced are different,they were called teesy weesy's in Thailand

 

[DD67]

Spelt and pronounced are different,they were called teesy weesy's in Thailand

Cool!
This is what they are called in England

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I think you'll find it's spelt "Eunos" Mr B'stard

I was close