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DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
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MartytheMartian said:
Don't forget 'Iron Hoof', Woofter etc. :D I was actually watching The Kenny Everett Video Show tonight (Channel 187 on Sky I think it was) and the wife asked me if Kenny Everett was gay. Chirst of course he was and everybody knew it, it was bleedin obvious just like it was with Freddie Mercury, John Inman and Rob Halford but no-one cared. That was the way it was back then now if you are of that persuasion you aren't allowed to keep it simply your own business but have to shout it from the rooftops and make everybody bend the knee as if it makes you somehow special.
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You missed George Michael off that list.
Apparently I was the only person in the UK that hadn't sussed that he was a shirt lifter? 😗
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Yep the wee mad horned non-Highland cow and her mob are definitely trying to keep her following by playing up to the 'hate the English' theme.
Scotland is really becoming a shithole under her mis-rule. I was reading t'other day that worried locals contacted the MOD police as a farm overlooking the Faslane Nuclear sub base is leased by an Afghani who openly supports the Taliban, has a brother in Afghanistan who is a Taliban commander and recently apparently had a visit from a number of 'Afghan looking men' in two cars who apparently came from London. stayed for a few hours and headed off again. If he is up to anything there will be hell to pay.
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Glad to hear tonight that the owner of the farm overlooking Faslane has apparently written to his Afghani tenant, called Waheed Totakhyl, to tell him to sling his hook. Apparently neighbours have complained about him having 'gatherings', setting the hillside on fire and generally being a pain in the ass for a while. The owner of the farm is another one from that part of the world apparently, a former Iranian navy officer who lives in Canada.
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
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Breakfast at Sainsbury's today by way of a change.
Placed my order, the young lady serving advised that they didn't have any tomatoes. No big deal cos they still had the tasty bits 😋
Took a seat that looks down into the supermarket. Guess what I could see from my vantage point?

Yep, tomatoes.
100's of the little red buggers 🙄
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
MartytheMartian said:
My missus has seriously defective gaydar. She keeps saying 'he's gay' and the geezer in question is married to some stoater of a bird then she thinks other geezers are straight who are bent as a bent thing.
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When I was officially a single bloke. I used to go on holiday with a girl on a friends with benefits basis. I'd go off scuba diving for the day. She'd lounge around the pool doing her level best to get skin cancer. Whilst getting as many male members of the hotel staff to run around after her as possible. Anything from a change of pool towels, fetch her a drink, move her sunbed etc etc 😏

She had an uncanny ability to detect gay blokes. To any normal person several of them displayed zero outward signs of batting for the other team. Yet to her they had a neon halo saying "Gay Man"

I often returned from diving trips to find that I had two new friends. Who'd had a full briefing on me & my relationship with the young lady in question.
That invariably resulted in a conversation along the lines of..."You're a chauvinist pig. Why don't you marry her?"... 🙄

A response of
..."Do you buy your milk as & when you need it? Or do you feel the need to own one of the cows that produced it?"...
rarely went down well with them or her 😉
 
chas

chas

Legendary Knight
Don the Don said:
MMmmm glad I never have to visit the place
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There's a lot of cheap cars available to those who don't mind a thirsty old bus as those about to be in the ULEZ zone are flogging their Chelsea Tractors off.
Mate at work bought an 04 plate BMW X5 (4.4 petrol) from Wandsworth at the weekend, 21" schnitzer alloys, fair order for age, £1400.
Not my cup of meat but that is a cheap fast car.
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
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chas said:
There's a lot of cheap cars available to those who don't mind a thirsty old bus as those about to be in the ULEZ zone are flogging their Chelsea Tractors off.
Mate at work bought an 04 plate BMW X5 (4.4 petrol) from Wandsworth at the weekend, 21" schnitzer alloys, fair order for age, £1400.
Not my cup of meat but that is a cheap fast car.
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I'm constantly amazed at how many diesel cars are ULEZ exempt.
Obviously diesel isn't the devils blood, as we are lead to believe.
 
chas

chas

Legendary Knight
DD67 said:
I'm constantly amazed at how many diesel cars are ULEZ exempt.
Obviously diesel isn't the devils blood, as we are lead to believe.
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My 20 year old CLK is too :D

I was looking at Maaaaybeeee a cheap Disco and dirty old Td5s are there to be grabbed. With absolutely no off road use.

Clogged dpfs etc from chugging around at snail pace and shot guides from short urban hops too so....
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
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chas said:
My 20 year old CLK is too :D
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Wow, that is amazing.

Maybe I shouldn't be so surprised. As I've typed the reg numbers of the cars/bikes I've owned in the past 10yrs or so. Into the ULEZ check site.
The results were as random as f#ck.

It's all boll#cks & nothing more than a smokescreen to fleece motorists. Whilst lining the government pocket.
If the ULEZ zone genuinely was about air quality & saving the planet. It would exclude non qualifying vehicles full stop. Not allow them in at a price 😏
 
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