Cool!
The crisps are no more...
What time tomorrow shall I pop round?
As it'll be my first time using such a device. I think it's best if you give me a one to one tutorial
The crisps are no more...
What time tomorrow shall I pop round?
As it'll be my first time using such a device. I think it's best if you give me a one to one tutorial
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Jeez! I really do wonder about you lot! It's starting to seem like how I would imagine the Blue Oyster Bar would be on here.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Oh don’t come the innocent with us. We don’t judge.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
I remember getting royally ripped off here in 1988
I couldn’t believe the price of their beer.
I couldn’t believe the price of their beer.
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I'd be great as a judge...
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
A Hang em judge
It worked out ok for judge Pickles.
I'm sure you could do a better job than him Duck
The prisons would be so full of leftie liberals. They'd have to install a "safe space" on every wingA Hang em judge
Prisons? I thought we were hanging 'em!The prisons would be so full of leftie liberals. They'd have to install a "safe space" on every wing
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
cheapest solution
Oops, my mistake!
Yes, under the new regime & the rulings of the right honorable B L Duck.
Prison will be reserved for minor crimes such as shoplifting (upto £20 in value)
Anything else will be punishable by hanging.
Ensure you carefully calculate all shoplifting from now on. £21 worth could see Judge Duck placing a square of black cloth on his wig
I also hear a new crime of "Being a virtue signalling prick. Who will never admit they are wrong"
Will be introduced by the peasant army under B L Ducks command
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Liberals always talk about the death sentence not being an effective punishment. I don't see it as a punishment. I see it as ensuring that the fecker will never, ever have the chance to inflict pain and suffering on society again.
I don't see how we can get any more "effective" than killing the perp
This is what the bleeding heart lefties can expect from the society they'd like to create..
Flynnt20
Legendary Knight
You youngman have got my vote
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
After the water sports and other dubious activities centre in Nottingham...
The mind boggles
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
Hang 'em or drown 'em, I don't care.After the water sports and other dubious activities centre in Nottingham...
The mind boggles
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Back to jokes, watching a program about Dick Emery tonight (I was pissed off that the start and every section of the program came with a warning that it contained 'nudity, bad language and outdated language that may offend some people'! Fuckin' arseholes) and one clip was of his Hell's Angel.
Here it is:
Interviewer: Are you married sir?
Angel: Nah, only to my bike.
Int: Wouldn't you like to be married?
Angel: The day you can ride a woman at a hundred mile per hour down the A74 I'm all in!
Here it is:
Interviewer: Are you married sir?
Angel: Nah, only to my bike.
Int: Wouldn't you like to be married?
Angel: The day you can ride a woman at a hundred mile per hour down the A74 I'm all in!
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