Don the Don
Legendary Knight
A Northern Territory farm hand, (an Aboriginal dude) radio’s back to the Farm Manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a Pig with the Truck. The Pig's OK, but he's stuck in the Bull-Bars, on the Front of my Truck”.
“Boss my big problem IS..?? he’s Wriggling, Hollering and Squealing so much, I can't get the fecka out."
The Manager says,
"OK Benji, there's a .303 Rifle behind the Truck Seat. Take it, Shoot the Pig, twice in the Head and then you'll be able to Remove Him."
Five Minutes later, Benji the Farm Hand calls back,
"I did what you said Boss. Took the .303 Rifle, from behind the Truck Seat and I Shot the Pig, twice in the Head and removed him from the Truck’s Bull-Bars”.
No problem there, but I still CAN’T Go On"..?!?!?
"Now what's the friggin Problem"..??? raged the Manager.
"Well Boss, it's his Big Shiny, Motor-Bike. The Flashing Blue Light is still going and it’s Damn Stuck Under, the Right-Front Wheel Arch"..?!?!?
"Boss, Boss”. . . !?
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“You Still There Boss”
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a Pig with the Truck. The Pig's OK, but he's stuck in the Bull-Bars, on the Front of my Truck”.
“Boss my big problem IS..?? he’s Wriggling, Hollering and Squealing so much, I can't get the fecka out."
The Manager says,
"OK Benji, there's a .303 Rifle behind the Truck Seat. Take it, Shoot the Pig, twice in the Head and then you'll be able to Remove Him."
Five Minutes later, Benji the Farm Hand calls back,
"I did what you said Boss. Took the .303 Rifle, from behind the Truck Seat and I Shot the Pig, twice in the Head and removed him from the Truck’s Bull-Bars”.
No problem there, but I still CAN’T Go On"..?!?!?
"Now what's the friggin Problem"..??? raged the Manager.
"Well Boss, it's his Big Shiny, Motor-Bike. The Flashing Blue Light is still going and it’s Damn Stuck Under, the Right-Front Wheel Arch"..?!?!?
"Boss, Boss”. . . !?
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“You Still There Boss”