Don the Don
Legendary Knight
A couple were getting an extension built and when the builders started working their four year old daughter took a great interest. On the second day she started to shift some sand with her bucket and spade and the workman took a shine to her and made sure she was safe. She even sat with them during their tea breaks and they gave her a biscuit to munch on.
On Friday the foreman gave her a shiny pound coin for her “wages” and she showed it to her parents. They took her along to the building society to open her own children’s account. The lady behind the counter asked her where she got the money and she replied “I’ve been helping the builders and this is my pay”
“Oh that’s nice. Are you going to work with them next week?”
“Only if those cünts from B&Q bring the fücking plaster board”
On Friday the foreman gave her a shiny pound coin for her “wages” and she showed it to her parents. They took her along to the building society to open her own children’s account. The lady behind the counter asked her where she got the money and she replied “I’ve been helping the builders and this is my pay”
“Oh that’s nice. Are you going to work with them next week?”
“Only if those cünts from B&Q bring the fücking plaster board”