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My wife asked me, " is it just me or is the cat getting fat?"
Big mistake saying, "no, it's just you."
Big mistake saying, "no, it's just you."
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
A friends mother is in a care home and they play nothing but board games.
"Any chess?" I asked.
"No we went private!" he replied.
"Any chess?" I asked.
"No we went private!" he replied.
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Legendary Knight
"Jesus loves you"
A nice gesture in church
A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison
A nice gesture in church
A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison
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Legendary Knight
"Finally. I'd like to make an appointment to see the Doctor, please."
"No."
"Oh. May I have a call back to speak to the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"Ok. Is it possible to have a Teams meeting with the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"Zoom call with the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"Can I have a repeat prescription from the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"I need a letter for my boss from the Doctor, please."
"No."
"I've had enough of this. Tell the Doctor I called, please."
"Your name?"
"Bond. James Bond."
From the Dr. No remake, 2024.
"No."
"Oh. May I have a call back to speak to the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"Ok. Is it possible to have a Teams meeting with the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"Zoom call with the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"Can I have a repeat prescription from the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"I need a letter for my boss from the Doctor, please."
"No."
"I've had enough of this. Tell the Doctor I called, please."
"Your name?"
"Bond. James Bond."
From the Dr. No remake, 2024.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
