"Finally. I'd like to make an appointment to see the Doctor, please."
"No."
"Oh. May I have a call back to speak to the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"Ok. Is it possible to have a Teams meeting with the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"Zoom call with the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"Can I have a repeat prescription from the Doctor, please?"
"No."
"I need a letter for my boss from the Doctor, please."
"No."
"I've had enough of this. Tell the Doctor I called, please."
"Your name?"
"Bond. James Bond."
From the Dr. No remake, 2024.