Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Anger management? ‘Er indoors could use a few tips before I have a crisis all my own. Needs more locking up than locking down
So what frivolous things have you bought lately? Why?
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Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Ditto on the pup. He looks long leggedy Parsony? My dog is my counsellor and friend.
Erm.......
I have some bad news Sarky.
He told me he thinks you're a tw@t. Just like the rest of us do
T
The Departed
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Nice selections mate.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Harsh but fair.Erm.......
I have some bad news Sarky.
He told me he thinks you're a tw@t. Just like the rest of us do
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Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
I think of him as my tail gunner protecting my 6 o’clock when I nearly go too far....
chas
Legendary Knight
Unfortunately for you lot I have the red but not the dog.
I was just about to say "Chas needs one of those dogs!"Unfortunately for you lot I have the red but not the dog.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
I need a pack of them. Just been grimacing in the mirror at what lockdown (& other things) have done to my paunch. Verily I becometh a fat bastard and forsooth must forego the olde pie shoppe and make shutteth mine cakehole.
You are not alone.
half ton
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smib
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Glyn
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MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
I wouldn't have one of them Apple watches, If I am worried about my Oxygen levels I breathe more plus I like good old-fashioned mechanical watches that don't monitor your 'vitals' and God knows what else. Oh and I have a pathological hatred for Apple having had a couple of Ipod 60Gb players screw up just out of warranty back in the early 2000's not to mention the fact that the G4 I used when I was a graphic designer was a heap of vastly over priced, under performing shit. Oh and I took out a contract for an iPhone for my stepdaughter which she promptly ran up a £500 bill on and then the phone conked out just out of warranty (now there's a surprise!) The stepkids are grown up now and are still hooked on their Apple iCrap but at least they pay for it themselves now.
chas
Legendary Knight
Although most of us have a little extra timber being carried, the benchmark always is.....
How much less do I weigh than DD?
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Safety? Good God man! This is motorcycling! You're supposed to be living on the edge, riding like a loony and takin' yer life in yer hands every time you let the clutch out! Well I suppose none of us would last that long if we didn't take some care as to how we ride but I do find myself uncomfortable with a bike that takes away your skills in reading the road and 'feeling' the machine under you and learning how it behaves and the manner of control that works best for you. I was actually pondering such things in our car today (2020 Renault Kadjar) when I was idly looking at how the machine 'graded' my gear change, 'anticipation and such. How the feck does the car know if my gear change is 'correct' or not? It can't see why I chose to change gear or not at a particular time and it's ideas of correct 'economical' driving is based on programming which doesn't take into account the particular roads I am driving, the traffic I am encountering or the weather.
T
The Departed
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Took ownership of an elasticated thermal onesie yesterday, fits like a glove £29.99 will keep my fats in and was a lot easier to put the two piece on.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
May I recommend a cheap and VERY HANDY oxygen monitor? Your nail bed! Just squeeze it and see how fast it goes pink again. Great circulation and oxygenation indicator and it goes everywhere with you! It doesn’t tell the time, obviously, but can get to all sorts of fun places an Apple Watch would not be welcome. Security!......You people 