What’s made you happy for a change

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Hearing the 'we're in the area and could fit you a smart-meter' guy on the phone struggle to control his laughter when my response to his 'Is there any reason why you don't want one?' question was 'No, I'm just an awkward bastard'

DS

Top man

 

[Doc Strange]

Get in, switch R6 on and Craig Charles is playing some Hawkwind - Master of the Universe

Just what one needs to set up Friday evening.

Now he's playing Motorhead!!!

DS

 

[Don the Don]

You may think me sadistic "but" Karma

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[DD67]

Dad-of-two jailed for running burglars off the road 'blown away' after strangers raise £121,000 for legal fees

A father-of-two who was jailed for chasing two burglars and running them off the road has said he is ‘blown away’ after kind strangers raised more than £121,000 for his legal fees in two days…including one anonymous donor who gave £15,000.

www.lbc.co.uk

 

[Steve 998cc]

Dad-of-two jailed for running burglars off the road 'blown away' after strangers raise £121,000 for legal fees

A father-of-two who was jailed for chasing two burglars and running them off the road has said he is ‘blown away’ after kind strangers raised more than £121,000 for his legal fees in two days…including one anonymous donor who gave £15,000.

www.lbc.co.uk

That could only happen in broken woke britain,

 

[Public Enemy]

Dad-of-two jailed for running burglars off the road 'blown away' after strangers raise £121,000 for legal fees

A father-of-two who was jailed for chasing two burglars and running them off the road has said he is ‘blown away’ after kind strangers raised more than £121,000 for his legal fees in two days…including one anonymous donor who gave £15,000.

www.lbc.co.uk

That bit makes you happy, but the fucking justice system doesn't. "Just dial 999 and we'll send officers to apprehend the villains who've just murdered you in your own home".

 

[MartytheMartian]

Aye and then the Police will give the villains a tap on the back of the hand and compensation for the incovenience caused to them during their capture before pissing on your grave.

 

[Steve 998cc]

I have to defend most of the ordinary bobbies they try to carry out thier duties to the best of thier abilities and as us the general public would expect of them. It's the managers that that run the modern police sevice that order them to do it thier woke way and put the rights criminals before the rights of law abidding citizens. I had it in my job lucky for me I retire only a couple of years into all that old bo**ocks so just pulled my neck in took my pensien and retired before I opened my big gob and told them what I thought. I still chat to people I had worked with who are doing the same most of them keeping stum and looking after there pension.

 

[GaleForceEight]

On a happier note…. been out and about today on the little 125 I’ve bought out in Gozo. It’s nice to not have to rely on buses and if I wonder what’s behind that hill I can just go and look!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

On a happier note…. been out and about today on the little 125 I’ve bought out in Gozo. It’s nice to not have to rely on buses and if I wonder what’s behind that hill I can just go and look!
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Now that looks like a nice place to ride your motorbike and chill..Brilliant

 

[Tallpaul]

Looks a bit more special than the old shitter I'm faking up with my grandson!

 

[Don the Don]

Looks a bit more special than the old shitter I'm faking up with my grandson!

Once you have been around with this it will look a lot better mate,

 

[Doc Strange]

On a happier note…. been out and about today on the little 125 I’ve bought out in Gozo. It’s nice to not have to rely on buses and if I wonder what’s behind that hill I can just go and look!
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Are you posting pics of sunnier climes just as the 'Beast from the East' hits us and temperatures plummet just to be a complete git?

If so, top gitting sir!

DS

 

[GaleForceEight]

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Are you posting pics of sunnier climes just as the 'Beast from the East' hits us and temperatures plummet just to be a complete git?

If so, top gitting sir!

DS

‘tis not so warm here at the moment - temperature today only just got into the 20s, and next week it is only likely to hit 18c…… not to mention we are likely to get a spot of rain by Wednesday!

Is that sufficiently gitty for you? I won’t be overly offended if you tell me that you don’t like the cut of my tweed!

 

[MartytheMartian]

It's a balmy one degree Celsius here in Southern Argyll at the moment.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

It's a balmy one degree Celsius here in Southern Argyll at the moment.

It's equally toasty in the Borders.

 

[MartytheMartian]

Lord it's getting positively tropical here! Temps now gone up to two degrees!

 

[DD67]

Lord it's getting positively tropical here! Temps now gone up to two degrees!

Next, yourself & Sarky will be getting factor 50 sun screen all over your duffle coats

 

[Steve 998cc]

Some people always moanining about the weather to hot to cold to much rain not enough rain.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Well it snowed overnight. Forecast? You're avin' a giraffe! (I believe that's how you good people speak darn Sarf?)