What’s made you happy for a change

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Some young bit of totty left her bank card and other details on my bus...
Should I take this as a sign she's after my body and wants me to stalk her...

 

[chas]

Some young bit of totty left her bank card and other details on my bus...
Should I take this as a sign she's after my body and wants me to stalk her...

What did the judge decide last time?

 

[Public Enemy]

Some young bit of totty left her bank card and other details on my bus...
Should I take this as a sign she's after my body and wants me to stalk her...

Restraining orders don't last forever.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Restraining orders don't last forever.

Usually because the subject pops their clogs……

The last gang to offend her had a visit from her Sicilian uncle

 

[Public Enemy]

This.

 

[half ton]

Usually because the subject pops their clogs……

The last gang to offend her had a visit from her Sicilian uncle

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I've just had a horrifying vision , lots of little ducks swimming on a pond with table tennis bats strapped to their little stumps...gonna have nightmares for years now

 

[Old Nick]

Just done the return journey City back home and experienced the worst rain I’ve ridden in for years

However this led to two pleasant surprises
1. My re waxing of the Barbour worked and I’m relatively dry
2. Most of the London Doris’s weren’t wearing rain coats - a veritable Boobie Bonanza all the way from Southwark to New Eltham

Hope it rains again tomorrow

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Just done the return journey City back home and experienced the worst rain I’ve ridden in for years

However this led to two pleasant surprises
1. My re waxing of the Barbour worked and I’m relatively dry
2. Most of the London Doris’s weren’t wearing rain coats - a veritable Boobie Bonanza all the way from Southwark to New Eltham

Hope it rains again tomorrow

You will need a sticker for your helmet

 

[The Departed]

Another 2hours and my bike arrives oi oiii

 

[chas]

Another 2hours and my bike arrives oi oiii

Not something you can explain to the non addicted but I feel 'not right' if I've no bike to use. Had one since 17 and in total maybe six years without one since then. It's a bloody limb, having a bike.

 

[DD67]

Another 2hours and my bike arrives oi oiii

Delivery at 23:30hrs?
Is it being stolen from elsewhere in Gunchester as I type?

 

[The Departed]

Delivery at 23:30hrs?
Is it being stolen from elsewhere in Gunchester as I type?

He picked it up from Honda at 1800, has to drive back.

 

[The Departed]

Damn she's nice. Can't wait to turn her on tomorrow oi oiii

 

[Ron]

Congrats

 

[Steve 998cc]

Lets have bets on how long BB3 can resist a very gentle poottle down the road I recon mid afternoon today.

 

[The Departed]

Lets have bets on how long BB3 can resist a very gentle poottle down the road I recon mid afternoon today.

Not insured

 

[Don the Don]

Not insured

Even if it's sitting in the garage I'd have that at least and sorn it untill you are ready to ride

 

[The Departed]

Even if it's sitting in the garage I'd have that at least and sorn it untill you are ready to ride

It will be SORN and F&T today but I cant see me riding this year unless by some miracle my arm starts bloody working lol

 

[The Departed]

So ive managed to sneak out of the house and have a look around; very clean, well looked after; the only sticking point that ive raised with Honda is the tyres are under 2mm and very close to the warning tabs. Edit: they are supercorsa tyres so not much tread from new anyway. Not the right tyre for the bike, new boots next year.

Other than that, starting to make her mine, so rear sets off, rear tail tidy off, battery off and connected to the optimate to bring back to life. Exhaust coming off, but I need to get around the other side, and I can't get down, lol

 

[DD67]

Not insured

You'll be the subject of scorn & ridicule from the neighbours when you insure it.
Don't let them find out when it's taxed FFS!
You'll be chased out of town by a mob armed with flaming torches!