What’s made you happy for a change

[DD67]

Eat your heart out Pierre Hermè

To save you Philistines Googling him. He's a world renowned French pastry chef. And no doubt related to a cowardly collaborating b@stard.
Not to mention the fact he's never shoved four Cadbury choccy fingers into a choccy mousse with such obvious style & creative flair!

 

[Holy Shit]

Ooh la la.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Eat your heart out Pierre Hermè
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To save you Philistines Googling him. He's a world renowned French pastry chef. And no doubt related to a cowardly collaborating b@stard.
Not to mention the fact he's never shoved four Cadbury choccy fingers into a choccy mousse with such obvious style & creative flair!

I might have known you would recreate a Joan Collins.

 

[Don the Don]

Could never understand the oriental mind but this made me chuckle, I think I would rather stick with bad beer, & currys to clear me out

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[Old Nick]

It’d certainly cure my constipation, pretty sharpish

 

[Holy Shit]

Ffs what other depraved alternative therapies do they indulge in?
Little wonder they’ve infected the planet with this virus,the dirty perverted bastards.

 

[MartytheMartian]

The Chinese are totally alien to us. On one hand you have a cold, soulless hi-tech machine and on the other you have people virtually living in the stone age. Of course the stone age ones are perfect warrior ants to serve the machine.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

You will need a sticker for your helmet


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I'm years ahead of everyone else..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Eat your heart out Pierre Hermè
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To save you Philistines Googling him. He's a world renowned French pastry chef. And no doubt related to a cowardly collaborating b@stard.
Not to mention the fact he's never shoved four Cadbury choccy fingers into a choccy mousse with such obvious style & creative flair!

Ultimate in homosexual behaviour therapy food

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Eat your heart out Pierre Hermè
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To save you Philistines Googling him. He's a world renowned French pastry chef. And no doubt related to a cowardly collaborating b@stard.
Not to mention the fact he's never shoved four Cadbury choccy fingers into a choccy mousse with such obvious style & creative flair!

Looks like a load of ethnic minority dicks in pooh...

 

[DD67]

Ultimate in homosexual behaviour therapy food

WTF is "homosexual behaviour therapy food"?
Next you'll be saying there was something wrong about myself, Don & Public Enemy sharing a pudding

 

[Don the Don]

Ffs what other depraved alternative therapies do they indulge in?
Little wonder they’ve infected the planet with this virus,the dirty perverted bastards.

Aye this section at the bottom [ahem pardon the pun] made me whince


Also last year, a man got a 10-inch chopstick lodged in his belly after inserting it into his backside 'out of curiosity'.

The 68-year-old man from Hubei claimed that he was interested in checking his backside after developing piles.

The patient was discharged from the hospital in late May after medics removed the metal stick from the pensioner's intestines.

 

[Don the Don]

WTF is "homosexual behaviour therapy food"?
Next you'll be saying there was something wrong about myself, Don & Public Enemy sharing a pudding

He Did

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I

WTF is "homosexual behaviour therapy food"?
Next you'll be saying there was something wrong about myself, Don & Public Enemy sharing a pudding

It was a bit of a raging homo moment but I ain't saying nothing..As long as you were all happy and i didn't have to take part in your broke back mountain ice cream fantasy you could all get on with it...

 

[DD67]

It was a bit of a raging homo moment

I'm confused.com
What's the difference between...
"a bit of a raging homo moment"
And a proper full on raging homo moment?
It's the "raging" bit that's causing the most confusion Duck.
Surely if it was "raging" it can't have been "a bit"?

Perhaps you'd be kind enough to explain it to me over a bowl of shared ice cream at some point

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I'm confused.com
What's the difference between...
"a bit of a raging homo moment"
And a proper full on raging homo moment?
It's the "raging" bit that's causing the most confusion Duck.
Surely if it was "raging" it can't have been "a bit"?

Perhaps you'd be kind enough to explain it to me over a bowl of shared ice cream at some point

It's confusing trying to understand mental disorders like gay ice cream fantasies so it all gets a bit mixed up..
I shall ask my psychiatrists tomorrow..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Talking about being confused.com...
I couldn't understand people at work being different with me this week..At first I thought that some of them didn't like my Chrome Duck on the jaaaaag..Also my boss was making some dodgey comments and I had to keep telling him if he tried any of his gay Greek shite on me I'd shove his head up his arse type thing..
Then I discovered this on the rear bumper of the jaaaaag strategically placed so I would not see it when fuelling up and shit..
My new bird as got a brilliant sense of humour and I didn't even kill her or anything

 

[DD67]

Talking about being confused.com...
I couldn't understand people at work being different with me this week..At first I thought that some of them didn't like my Chrome Duck on the jaaaaag..Also my boss was making some dodgey comments and I had to keep telling him if he tried any of his gay Greek shite on me I'd shove his head up his arse type thing..
Then I discovered this on the rear bumper of the jaaaaag strategically placed so I would not see it when fuelling up and shit..
My new bird as got a brilliant sense of humour and I didn't even kill her or anything View attachment 9103

Don't try to blame the future Mrs Duck!
I heard that you won that sticker in a homo erotic, group ice cream sharing contest

 

[Don the Don]

It's confusing trying to understand mental disorders like gay ice cream fantasies so it all gets a bit mixed up..
I shall ask my psychiatrists tomorrow..

they will only send you here @BAD LUCK DUCK

 

[Public Enemy]

they will only send you here @BAD LUCK DUCK

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If you zoom into this photo, the guy standing in the shop bears a remarkable resemblance to a certain aquatic member of this forum. Just sayin'.