What’s made you happy for a change

[Don the Don]

"Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die", I have seen a few health nuts drop dead while out jogging including a station commander.

I must admit that I'm one sick puppy but I had a moment of happiness tonight reading that the chef behind 'the world's healthiest meal' has died of a heart attack at 45 years old. I wonder if folks will still be following his healthy vegan recipe's now.

I like the fact this made you happy @MartytheMartian as little else does, keep riding those bikes and enjoy life mate let the other bastids worry about everything

 

[Doc Strange]

I must admit that I'm one sick puppy but I had a moment of happiness tonight reading that the chef behind 'the world's healthiest meal' has died of a heart attack at 45 years old. I wonder if folks will still be following his healthy vegan recipe's now.

pmsl - guess I'm a sick puppy too!

Hubris, that's what it is - claiming to be the 'world's healthiest' - that's some boast that is!

DS

 

[DD67]

BBC News - Bart Simpson graffiti appears following Kidderminster speed camera 'moon'

Bart Simpson graffiti appears following Kidderminster speed camera 'moon'

The street art is on the wall of a subway in Darrell Meekcom's home town.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Tallpaul]

BBC News - Bart Simpson graffiti appears following Kidderminster speed camera 'moon'

Bart Simpson graffiti appears following Kidderminster speed camera 'moon'

The street art is on the wall of a subway in Darrell Meekcom's home town.

www.bbc.co.uk

I bet that mural will be removed before any of the other talentless crap is erased.

 

[DD67]

I bet that mural will be removed before any of the other talentless crap is erased.

"If" it turns out to be a Banksy it'll be removed Paul. But incredibly carefully & it'll be preserved.
I'd like to think that some of the proceeds from the sale will go the the terminally ill guy &/or his family

 

[MartytheMartian]

Certainly the local plod benevolent fund shouldn't see any proceeds from it watching the video they didn't cover themselves in glory by any stretch. I bet if he hadn't been white it would have been 'kid gloves' time.

 

[DD67]

Good!
About feckin time!

BBC News - Insulate Britain protesters jailed for defying road blockade ban

Insulate Britain protesters jailed for defying road blockade ban

Insulate Britain admitted flouting a ban on protests on the M25 at the High Court.

www.bbc.co.uk

I suppose the tw@ts will come out of prison & claim to have been political prisoners. Nelson Mandela will have nothing on their suffering for their cause

 

[Don the Don]

Good!
About feckin time!

BBC News - Insulate Britain protesters jailed for defying road blockade ban

Insulate Britain protesters jailed for defying road blockade ban

Insulate Britain admitted flouting a ban on protests on the M25 at the High Court.

www.bbc.co.uk

I suppose the tw@ts will come out of prison & claim to have been political prisoners. Nelson Mandela will have nothing on their suffering for their cause

Those who glue their hands to the road should just be pulled up leaving their skin on the road, right or wrong they should not cause issues to other folk going about their daily travels

 

[MartytheMartian]

I read an article last night which said one of them stood up in court and said something along the lines of 'Jail me and a hundred will stand up in my place, jail them and a thousand will stand' etc. etc. and even threatened that it would end in violence. I think they grossly over-estimate the level of support behind them. Bunch of arrogant middle class tossers that need a good truncheoning!

 

[Scrappy]

Those who glue their hands to the road should just be pulled up leaving their skin on the road, right or wrong they should not cause issues to other folk going about their daily travels

Just leave them there, roadkill soon disappears

 

[DD67]

Imagine their conversations in prison.

"What are you in for?"

"I got stuck in a traffic jam caused by insulate Britain. My Mum died in hospital before I finally got there thanks to those c#nts! I went to the pub & got really drunk. Got into a fight with the Cops that tried to arrest me & one died. I'm in here for 30yrs. But when I get out I'm gonna track those protesters down & bugger every one of them before killing them slowly! What are you in for?"

"Erm???.... Shoplifting & unpaid parking fines! "

 

[Don the Don]

Glad the pilot got out safe,

HMS Queen Elizabeth: British F-35 crashes in Mediterranean

The aircraft, worth roughly £88.8m, is from the Queen Elizabeth-class aircraft carrier which is deployed on Carrier Strike Group 21.

www.forces.net

Probe after British F-35 fighter crashes in Mediterranean

The pilot ejected and has safely returned to the aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth, the MoD says.

www.bbc.com

 

[DD67]

Glad the pilot got out safe,

HMS Queen Elizabeth: British F-35 crashes in Mediterranean

The aircraft, worth roughly £88.8m, is from the Queen Elizabeth-class aircraft carrier which is deployed on Carrier Strike Group 21.

www.forces.net

Probe after British F-35 fighter crashes in Mediterranean

The pilot ejected and has safely returned to the aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth, the MoD says.

www.bbc.com

Glad the pilot is ok. But at £100m each, it's not quite the same as crashing a company car is it!

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Well he didn’t crash anything. The plane rejected him

 

[DD67]

A few weeks back I purchased something on Ebay. But the dumb@ss seller sent the wrong item.
I eventually got a refund but it was a lot of messing about.
So I left neutral feedback highlighting the issues I'd encountered. Nothing foot stamping or OTT. Just an explanation of how difficult it had been to get the matter resolved.
The seller got in touch to apologise & ask me for further feedback directly to them.
Long story short I did as requested & they seemed genuinely appreciative

Then this evening, this turned up out of the blue as a thank you


Not hugely valuable, but still a nice touch

 

[Tallpaul]

A few weeks back I purchased something on Ebay. But the dumb@ss seller sent the wrong item.
I eventually got a refund but it was a lot of messing about.
So I left neutral feedback highlighting the issues I'd encountered. Nothing foot stamping or OTT. Just an explanation of how difficult it had been to get the matter resolved.
The seller got in touch to apologise & ask me for further feedback directly to them.
Long story short I did as requested & they seemed genuinely appreciative

Then this evening, this turned up out of the blue as a thank you
View attachment 12336

Not hugely valuable, but still a nice touch

Moaning old git..........................

 

[Sarky B’stard]

A few weeks back I purchased something on Ebay. But the dumb@ss seller sent the wrong item.
I eventually got a refund but it was a lot of messing about.
So I left neutral feedback highlighting the issues I'd encountered. Nothing foot stamping or OTT. Just an explanation of how difficult it had been to get the matter resolved.
The seller got in touch to apologise & ask me for further feedback directly to them.
Long story short I did as requested & they seemed genuinely appreciative

Then this evening, this turned up out of the blue as a thank you
View attachment 12336

Not hugely valuable, but still a nice touch

The subliminal message is something to do with chicken.

 

[Don the Don]

Glad the pilot is ok. But at £100m each, it's not quite the same as crashing a company car is it!

Salvaging the jet – the race to recover the ditched F-35 from the seabed | Navy Lookout

www.navylookout.com

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I found a tattooist who will sort out my leg and continue my ww2 themed tattoos I wanted...Germans on my left and British on my right...
Also going to get my back redone how I originally wanted it so all I gotta do now is save a few pennies and jobs a good un...
I'm also having this put into it in full with Bad Luck Duck written underneath in German style writing...How cool is that...

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Gothic script gonads?