What have you done to your bike today....

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
I am reassured you are selfie capable. That is a bonus in itself.

I hope the 6 o’clock shadow is part of your Saturday skincare regimen and not a reflection of how long you’ve been waiting. My abiding fear of winding up in a similar situation is the state of my underwear (not the gardening pair with added ventilation). I hope yours also passes the sniff test and is as intact as hopefully the scan confirms your musculoskeletal system remains. Couldn’t vouch for the old sphincter in contact with a cage 😕

Apart from that, BIG SYMPATHY. It’s a shit way to dismount. Hope your morale survives contact with the inevitable emotion of family reunion. You will be embarrassed by how much they care! Keep us posted.
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
On a positive note, having seen the photos, I can confidently say it will be MUCH LOUDER now and he might hear you next time.

Just sorry for your injuries. Did something similar playing inter Corps rugby against the army medics. Laughing was agony for a few weeks. I seem to recall marital press ups weren’t too comfortable either.
 
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