What have you done to your bike today....
- Thread starter BAD LUCK DUCK
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Steve 998cc
Legendary Knight
Best thing that ever happened to bikes was the electric foot. I've got f++ked knees broke my right femer when I was 17 to many cold wet winters and offs so I struggle to kick a bike up now.
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Since I found my heavy duty waterproof trousers and my military poncho I've been dying to go out in the rain and try em out...
I really enjoyed the ride into work and was daydreaming I was a world war two German dispatch rider heroically fighting the elements dodging allied fighters strafing me and such in order to get an urgent message through to the German High Command that Iceland got a deal on wilkinger hot dogs
It was only ruined when I stopped at the girlfriends shop to show how cool I looked as a dashing handsome, cut a fine figure of a German dispatch rider when she goes " you look all puffed out and look like a fat bastard "...
Talk about dashing my hopes and dreams of getting awarded the iron cross from the Fuherer...
So I leave it to you..
Fat bastard Goodyear blimp or dashing handsome German dispatch rider...
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Since I found my heavy duty waterproof trousers and my military poncho I've been dying to go out in the rain and try em out...
I really enjoyed the ride into work and was daydreaming I was a world war two German dispatch rider heroically fighting the elements dodging allied fighters strafing me and such in order to get an urgent message through to the German High Command that Iceland got a deal on wilkinger hot dogs
It was only ruined when I stopped at the girlfriends shop to show how cool I looked as a dashing handsome, cut a fine figure of a German dispatch rider when she goes " you look all puffed out and look like a fat bastard "...
Talk about dashing my hopes and dreams of getting awarded the iron cross from the Fuherer...
So I leave it to you..
Fat bastard Goodyear blimp or dashing handsome German dispatch rider...
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
smib
Legendary Knight
All that wet weather gear makes that Kwacker look tinyView attachment 16798
Since I found my heavy duty waterproof trousers and my military poncho I've been dying to go out in the rain and try em out...
I really enjoyed the ride into work and was daydreaming I was a world war two German dispatch rider heroically fighting the elements dodging allied fighters strafing me and such in order to get an urgent message through to the German High Command that Iceland got a deal on wilkinger hot dogs
It was only ruined when I stopped at the girlfriends shop to show how cool I looked as a dashing handsome, cut a fine figure of a German dispatch rider when she goes " you look all puffed out and look like a fat bastard "...
Talk about dashing my hopes and dreams of getting awarded the iron cross from the Fuherer...
So I leave it to you..
Fat bastard Goodyear blimp or dashing handsome German dispatch rider...
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Not so much poncho as Pancho
Besides it's a jacket not a poncho!
Besides it's a jacket not a poncho!
chas
Legendary Knight
Really?
Foxy
Legendary Knight
No.Really?
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
There are enough of us fat bastids without imitations thank you very much
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BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
smib
Legendary Knight
Ive got an Antigravity Lithium pack fitted to one of my bikes. There is a warning, think the older reg/rects push out to much voltage. They recommend an electronic reg/rect.
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Foxy
Legendary Knight
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Too late...
My fragile malarkey thing can't take this kind of abuse...
Get me a bottle of jamesons crested and I'll forget all about it
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Oh yeah and the bike started squeaking like the front wheel had a mouse on it.
I reckon something needs tightening up after the tyre change last week
I reckon something needs tightening up after the tyre change last week
Considering the fact I had to damn near get you in a headlock before you'd take that genuine (stupidly expensive) Kawasaki top-box.View attachment 16798
Since I found my heavy duty waterproof trousers and my military poncho I've been dying to go out in the rain and try em out...
I really enjoyed the ride into work and was daydreaming I was a world war two German dispatch rider heroically fighting the elements dodging allied fighters strafing me and such in order to get an urgent message through to the German High Command that Iceland got a deal on wilkinger hot dogs
It was only ruined when I stopped at the girlfriends shop to show how cool I looked as a dashing handsome, cut a fine figure of a German dispatch rider when she goes " you look all puffed out and look like a fat bastard "...
Talk about dashing my hopes and dreams of getting awarded the iron cross from the Fuherer...
So I leave it to you..
Fat bastard Goodyear blimp or dashing handsome German dispatch rider...
How come I haven't seen a photo of the bike since without the top-box fitted? And you've owned the bike for just over 12 months
Handy aren't they
PS...
I'm with Stacy on the waterproofs adding 5st to your normally slender silhouette.
smib
Legendary Knight
Is Duck delivering Pizza's now?Considering the fact I had to damn near get you in a headlock before you'd take that genuine (stupidly expensive) Kawasaki top-box.
Handy aren't they
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
Only soggy ones..................
smib
Legendary Knight
Would you settle for a bottle of "Fruit Cider"Too late...
My fragile malarkey thing can't take this kind of abuse...
Get me a bottle of jamesons crested and I'll forget all about it