What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Public Enemy said:
It's interesting how many of us here, who share a love of motorbikes, also have an interest in air rifles, firearms, shotguns, and various bladed weapons.
Is it admiration for the quality engineering, or are we just a bunch of bloodthirsty cut throats?
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Depends which one of us you're talking about.
Duck is definitely another Michael Ryan in the making. In fact I'm thinking we should revoke his balloon on a stick permit. In case he sharpens the stick? 😳
 
Scrappy

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
Scrappy said:
After June 22nd the NHS can use your confidential medical data for "planning" and "research" unless you opt out (use the link below), but this does not cover Covid related uses for which they can still use your confidential data :mad:

www.nhs.uk

Make your choice about sharing data from your health records

Choose if you want to share data from your health records for planning and research.
www.nhs.uk www.nhs.uk
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Anyone who has not made a decision on this yet, might want to watch this...

 
Flynnt20

Flynnt20

Legendary Knight
DD67 said:
Depends which one of us you're talking about.
Duck is definitely another Michael Ryan in the making. In fact I'm thinking we should revoke his balloon on a stick permit. In case he sharpens the stick? 😳
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That was Michael Ryans Mams fault , she knew he was unstable and still asked him " Michael , can you just shoot up the high street and get us some spuds please ? " What was she thinking !!!!!!!

I am so sorry about that little quip , i am not proud and feel quite ashamed about even repeating it , fook i am going to hell , see you all there !!!!
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
DD67 said:
Depends which one of us you're talking about.
Duck is definitely another Michael Ryan in the making. In fact I'm thinking we should revoke his balloon on a stick permit. In case he sharpens the stick? 😳
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Michael Ryan was a pussy who ruined it for people like me..I reckon I could have got way more than he did and kept it going for years before they finally caught up with me and in my final blood curdling moment id release the four horsemen to do their thing...ooh and I best get a couple of ICBMs in there as well as part of the WRATH OF DUCK APOCALYPSE....
 
chas

chas

Legendary Knight
The more sharp eyed or inquisitive may have noticed a horrid bodge on my bike's downpipe to connector pipe union. Previous owner's work and i should have looked at it sooner rather than later but my preference is for riding the thing rather than polishing or finding too many jobs to do. It was gas tight (ish) so fukkit. Looked ugly but could tell there was a *job* if i disturbed it.
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The fucking thing is fucking fucked. My day off to.orrow that I'd planned to spend blasting round kent and east sussex will now be a spanner day. BOLLOX
 
chas

chas

Legendary Knight
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The connector pipe is a bad marriage, poorly arranged. That sleeve butts onto the downpipe so it just had shit wrapped around and clamped.
Tomorrow, to @BAD LUCK DUCK 's joy will be a disc cutter day. 😁
I'm intending cutting the reducer off the connector pipe and slotting it so it sleeves over the downpipe.
What could go wrong lads, eh?
😁
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Is that because you are small and greenish coloured?

My piss boiler today is working on dismantling my old Sprint RS engine. Jee sus Aitch Christopher! I think it was put together by an Orangutan on steroids! I hadn't removed the output sprocket before I dismantled the bike (although I suspect it wouldn't have been any easier). Went to do it and so I shackled the engine down onto my heavy wooden engine frame and then wrapped the old drive chain around the sprocket and clamped it onto the frame. Pretty much throwing my twenty two stone at the breaker bar and the nut absolutely refused to budge. I finally gave up trying and broke out the angle grinder and cut through the nut until I could split it. Sure I sacrificed the sprocket at the same time but at least the Sprocket splines and nut threads survived it. Next was the clutch hub - Locked it with my clutch locking grips and again had to really push it to get the centre nut loose. Same trouble with the Rotor bolt and, on top of that I had ordered a puller that does the Daytona. I didn't realise the Sprint has a different rotor and requires a different puller and there doesn't seem to be one on the market Feck and double feck!
 
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Flynnt20

Flynnt20

Legendary Knight
chas said:
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The connector pipe is a bad marriage, poorly arranged. That sleeve butts onto the downpipe so it just had shit wrapped around and clamped.
Tomorrow, to @BAD LUCK DUCK 's joy will be a disc cutter day. 😁
I'm intending cutting the reducer off the connector pipe and slotting it so it sleeves over the downpipe.
What could go wrong lads, eh?
😁
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Use this and you will absorb the Power of the Duck , a cutting disc with a duck on it , ohhhh yesssssss what could possibly go wrong , its a feckin sign im telling you
 

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