Flynnt20
Legendary Knight
Exactly the same with the Thunderbird insurance yesterday
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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Don the Don
Legendary Knight
UEFA threatover the Euro final, they warn they will take the match to Hungary unless quararantine waived for 2,500 officials
"Bastids" joe public is forced to comply with the lie yet this is proposed for a shit load of foreign twats, I hope if this goes ahead the fans revolt
"Bastids" joe public is forced to comply with the lie yet this is proposed for a shit load of foreign twats, I hope if this goes ahead the fans revolt
Foxy
Legendary Knight
That fuckin advert for Sage accounting, (I think). Some office wallah woman is trying to stop a leak in a pipe above her head, when a chap in overalls comes round t'corner, and saves t'day by chucking his adjustable spanner at t'isolation valve. He actually knocks it open!!!!!
Bad Billy
Piemantino Rossi
Hold the pillow a bit longer tonight!
half ton
Legendary Knight
Is that the basic/DIY Mr Kipling Apple pie
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
It's alcohol free cider.Is that the basic/DIY Mr Kipling Apple pie
Ouch, that's harsh Nick
I hope it wasn't one of your offspring that grassed on you. If it was, make them walk in future.
You're gonna have to start keeping a back-up £20 in your sock.Yep grassed up by thankless offspring, wallet removed as leaving the house to be replaced by an apple FFS
That’s the end of her McDonald’s allowance forever
Kids today don’t they’re born
Leaving a guy in a car for hours on end with no snacks & only an apple for company is out of order.
You should take your case to the court of human rights.
I reckon you'll be awarded a large doner kebab, 2 cans of pop & a Terrys chocolate orange at the very least mate
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
I like the way you thinkYou're gonna have to start keeping a back-up £20 in your sock.
Leaving a guy in a car for hours on end with no snacks & only an apple for company is out of order.
You should take your case to the court of human rights.
I reckon you'll be awarded a large doner kebab, 2 cans of pop & a Terrys chocolate orange at the very least mate
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Not pop. Ronaldo will have your guts for garters; Evian, Malvern or Highland Spring. Obviously not the fuel contaminated Evian …..FrenchYou're gonna have to start keeping a back-up £20 in your sock.
Leaving a guy in a car for hours on end with no snacks & only an apple for company is out of order.
You should take your case to the court of human rights.
I reckon you'll be awarded a large doner kebab, 2 cans of pop & a Terrys chocolate orange at the very least mate
This is Nick we are talking about though Sarky not Ronaldo.Not pop. Ronaldo will have your guts for garters; Evian, Malvern or Highland Spring. Obviously not the fuel contaminated Evian …..French
Nick as in 2 egg custards & a box of Bakewell tarts between meals & loves to snack when bored Nick.
chas
Legendary Knight
I always keep a tenner or so in schrapnel in the car for 'parking' aka 'emergency burger van stops'You're gonna have to start keeping a back-up £20 in your sock.
Leaving a guy in a car for hours on end with no snacks & only an apple for company is out of order.
You should take your case to the court of human rights.
I reckon you'll be awarded a large doner kebab, 2 cans of pop & a Terrys chocolate orange at the very least mate
Flynnt20
Legendary Knight
If i have just read it correct the Royal British Legion will not be allowed to sell poppies on the European mainland from now on due to Red tape issue over Brexit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOH FFFFF FFFFFFFSSSSSS !! Now thats really stepping over the line , thats the most disrespectful , petty , horrid , bloodboiling thing i have possibly ever heard , its an insult to the great people who made the ultimate sacrifice , how fuckin petty is the EU ? I hope Johnson , Starmer , Sturgeon , Drakeford and Biden now go live and slaughter the Eu live in front of every camera in the world . what the frigg has red tape got to do with it , these twats need to realise there is still such a thing as doing the right , decent thing
Johnson and Biden now need to get that German bitch and the French bellend in a room and tell them straight that in 1939 your Grandads lot invaded his Grandads lot , and after holding out heroically for the grand total of 20 minutes you needed help badly , we answered the call and this is how you repay us , without these people you now so obviously could not give a shit about you pair of fuckin ingrates there would not be a European union or Europe , we would be living in the grand state of Germania
Johnson and Biden now need to get that German bitch and the French bellend in a room and tell them straight that in 1939 your Grandads lot invaded his Grandads lot , and after holding out heroically for the grand total of 20 minutes you needed help badly , we answered the call and this is how you repay us , without these people you now so obviously could not give a shit about you pair of fuckin ingrates there would not be a European union or Europe , we would be living in the grand state of Germania
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Don the Don
Legendary Knight
I'd leave sturgeon out she's no respect for anything the combined UK did, as for the french fook em nasty race, I am always happy to let my Dutch relatives know what the alternative could have been not forgetting that a good many off these europeans where on the jerry side
I assume you read that propaganda in a French newspaper
