What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Afraid I am lost and still unable to decide who and what to believe. Yes I agree that nearly all the worlds governments have reacted very poorly to the covid situation but, while one could consider it 'orchestrated' it seems to me just like the usual fuckwits who run the asylum screwing up in their usual fashion. Let's face it, the world has been badly run for thousands of years and only prospers in spite of it's rulers and governments rather than because of them.

Which conspiracy theories and other stories do you believe and which ones are nonsense?
I have a friend, an otherwise perfectly logical and down to Earth human being who tells me that there are a race of aliens who live in the desert near Indian Springs bombing range in Nevada with the agreement of the US government or at the very least, it's military or, if not agreement, the aliens tolerate them although they could easily wipe 'em out if they wanted. Apparently these aliens hate blacks and other races although they tolerate/quite like white people but they also hate all animals and wiped out every other species on their own home planet(s) as they considered them all either as threats to their species or competition for resources. There are a number of books written by a fellow who claims that he worked with these aliens during his time as a weatherman on the gunnery/bombing range. I have to say that there are aspects of this story that make very good sense in evolutionary terms and the teller of the story merely claims to have been a diversion/experimental subject for them getting used to modern humanity and the author is a former US serviceman and qualified Nuclear Physicist.

I am O negative blood type (and I don't give it out although the blood banks are apparently keen to suck me dry) and another tale has it that Rhesus Negative blood types are of alien descent so I am part alien. I often wonder if this is my Neanderthal ancestry? Another theory has it that Neanderthal are the 'Children of God' referred to in the Old Testament who angered God by mating with the 'Children of Man' who are taken to be the African Homo Sapiens.

The rabbit hole is deep and it's wide and I am not quite prepared to go down it although, if the mothership turns up later, I will be only too happy to get off this feckin' God forsaken planet.
 
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DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Afraid I am lost and still unable to decide who and what to believe. Yes I agree that nearly all the worlds governments have reacted very poorly to the covid situation but, while one could consider it 'orchestrated' it seems to me just like the usual fuckwits who run the asylum screwing up in their usual fashion. Let's face it, the world has been badly run for thousands of years and only prospers in spite of it's rulers and governments rather than because of them.

Which conspiracy theories and other stories do you believe and which ones are nonsense?
I have a friend, an otherwise perfectly logical and down to Earth human being who tells me that there are a race of aliens who live in the desert near Indian Springs bombing range in Nevada with the agreement of the US government or at the very least, it's military or, if not agreement, the aliens tolerate them although they could easily wipe 'em out if they wanted. Apparently these aliens hate blacks and other races although they tolerate/quite like white people but they also hate all animals and wiped out every other species on their own home planet(s) as they considered them all either as threats to their species or competition for resources. There are a number of books written by a fellow who claims that he worked with these aliens during his time as a weatherman on the gunnery/bombing range. I have to say that there are aspects of this story that make very good sense in evolutionary terms and the teller of the story merely claims to have been a diversion/experimental subject for them getting used to modern humanity and the author is a former US serviceman and qualified Nuclear Physicist.

I am O negative blood type (and I don't give it out although the blood banks are apparently keen to suck me dry) and another tale has it that Resus Negative blood types are of alien descent so I am part alien. I often wonder if this is my Neanderthal ancestry? Another theory has it that Neanderthal are the 'Children of God' referred to in the Old Testament who angered God by mating with the 'Children of Man' who are taken to be the African Homo Sapiens.

The rabbit hole is deep and it's wide and I am not quite prepared to go down it although, if the mothership turns up later, I will be only too happy to get off this feckin' God forsaken planet.
Maybe if you dry your sheds/man-caves after it rains. The magic mushrooms will struggle to grow there Marty? 🥴

BTW... How are the baby dragons doing? Are they still happy in the fridge & have you managed to train them not to swim in the trifle?

NURSE!!!!
Marty is off again. Get the tranquiliser gun whilst I keep him talking about the baby dragons 😳
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Why would I want to stop the mushrooms growing when they are so pretty with all those vivid colours?

Afraid the baby dragons didn't survive as my massive black dog got into the fridge and ate them! She is huge and has the most incredible appetite. Even had the bleedin' trifle too! I swear that, if our Westie and Yorkie weren't so unpleasant smelling she'd eat them too.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Why would I want to stop the mushrooms growing when they are so pretty with all those vivid colours?

Afraid the baby dragons didn't survive as my massive black dog got into the fridge and ate them! She is huge and has the most incredible appetite. Even had the bleedin' trifle too! I swear that, if our Westie and Yorkie weren't so unpleasant smelling she'd eat them too.
NURSE!!!

I'm doing my best but hurry up with the tranquiliser gun FFS!
Remember what happened the last time he escaped into the community!
That poor priest is still having counselling & he's quit religious duties to become a lap dancer! 😳
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
I am seriously pissed off at the moment!!!

Y'all have probably seen snow in all your areas of this Great Britain of ours. I like snow, in fact I love snow and we have had absolutely bugger all at all here!!! It has been cold frosty/icy (slippery underfoot) here for the last fortnight and not a single glimpse of a feckin' snowflake. Finally the weather man promised that Scotland would get snow tonight with it due to happen here at 9pm. Well that time rolled around and it was still frosty without a hint of a snowflake. Eleven Pee'em and I take the dogs out. It's raining! and what's more, the rain is hitting the frozen roads and paths and turning them into an ice rink! I think I must have seriously pissed God off as, wherever I am the snow ain't!
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Ah the thing is @Don the Don I actually want some snow. I do genuinely like it when it's deep and crisp and even but it seems that it's always snowing somewhere else. Never where I am. When I moved to Argyll I had hopes of snow covered mountains every year but, in the last eight years we have been lucky to have a dusting on the tops for a few days a year. I prefer the cold to heat any day. Not so keen on water coming out of the sky in it's liquid state or frozen in shiny black sheets on the roads though.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
not a single glimpse of a feckin' snowflake.
Aye,
You've definitely come to the right place for no snowflakes Marty.
However, I know where there are dozens mate.
Type "Uncle Sam's Scorecard" into Google. It'll take you to the location of people leaking a bit of wee wee into their incredibly tightly knotted panties. About a presidential election 1000's of miles from the UK.
Honestly mate it is absolutely f#ckin laughably PATHETIC 😏
I've never seen so much virtue signalling, sanctimonious, limp wristed bullshit! 🙄

Well, not since the last time I bothered to look in on their little group hug anyway 😉
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
It’s the North Atlantic Drift up your chuff. The Hebrides seldom see much snow or hard frost but overdose on wind and rain.....much of it horizontal. One of the pubs had a drinking game that involved crawling round the exposed upwind walls in a storm. Free drink if you made it back in under a minute.
 
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