What happened to the hippocratic oath FFS.I knew of a guy who got vaginal worms once and he infected his wife..
She went doctors to get checked out and it resulted in the fella going to prison for nearly ten years on multiple charges of necrophillia☠
Apparently he used to frequent a forum for Triumph motorcycles.
Mate, you've been married.I had some divorce thing come through today and I got to pay £245 for the privilege of disagreeing with the wife.
Sonofabitch
How the hell could you ever have come up with the idea of thinking of me mate?
@BB3Lions
How long will it take you to get to Ducks gaff?
He needs you to conduct an important scientific experiment on the future Mrs Duck
Calm down dude!
Yes he did..Right there and then as soon as the wife was diagnosed..She was very distraught...What happened to the hippocratic oath FFS.
Presumably the Dr grassed on him!
Not that I condone the shagging of corpses you understand!
Unless you're REALLY drunk at the time @Capt. Drunkey,
It's far more acceptable then, just don't get caught mate!
So a hot date with my soon to be ex wife would probably not be a good result for you
I was quite suprised when you came down the stairs after two minutes..I thought you had left your sex toys in your car or something..
I was quite suprised when you came down the stairs after two minutes..I thought you had left your sex toys in your car or something..
You said the exact same thing then
I usually use a safety rope and take a torch with me just in case she crosses her legs whilst I'm in there...
I usually use a safety rope and take a torch with me just in case she crosses her legs whilst I'm in there...
I should have warned you mate but you were so eager to jump in at the deep end...
A lesson to be learned for all future explorers of the deep I think
No I meant she always calls me SPECIAL
You all need to sit down for this...Just found out my nice new shiney chrome tank is being delivered by UPS
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Bloomin' young tearaway.The following isn't really "boiling" my pi$$ but it did get it slightly simmering in between trying not too laugh
Today, I think I met Hyacinth & Richard Bucket?
Got a call from a mate to say he'd removed everything required to change the front discs on his car. Except the discs themselves, they were stuck solid!
He lives in an area that makes where I live look lively. Every f#cker in the street has lived there since 1950 or earlier. The old buggers are like geriatric ninjas. They never miss anything & if you fart they call for a public enquiry.
Today, apparently I committed an act second only to buggering Joe Biden whilst wearing a Donald Trump mask with the Sex Pistols "God Save The Queen" on repeat & turned up to 11
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Yep, I dared to put 35% of the width of my car on a bone dry grass verge. In an attempt to avoid the usual slalom course on such a narrow road
Mrs Bucket wasn't having that! And she informed me that her husband was extremely unhappy with me & would be having words about my inconsiderate parking.
As she damn near pushed the poor c#nt forward. I was torn between pity & laughter
However I took my obviously well deserved punishment for a bit.
Before pointing out that Richard may well cut that piece of grass every Sunday with scissors under Hyacinths expert supervision.
But in actually fact, it belongs to the council.
So would it be possible to continue trying to extract my mates brake discs.
Whilst keeping the frightful hammer against metal noises to an absolute minimum?
F#ckin miserable old c#nts!
I can't wait to be that old. Monuments will be erected in recognition of my Jedi like feats of miserable old c#ntness!
What did you expect? You weren’t driving a Rover but some dodgy Ford.The following isn't really "boiling" my pi$$ but it did get it slightly simmering in between trying not too laugh
Today, I think I met Hyacinth & Richard Bucket?
Got a call from a mate to say he'd removed everything required to change the front discs on his car. Except the discs themselves, they were stuck solid!
He lives in an area that makes where I live look lively. Every f#cker in the street has lived there since 1950 or earlier. The old buggers are like geriatric ninjas. They never miss anything & if you fart they call for a public enquiry.
Today, apparently I committed an act second only to buggering Joe Biden whilst wearing a Donald Trump mask with the Sex Pistols "God Save The Queen" on repeat & turned up to 11
View attachment 9519
Yep, I dared to put 35% of the width of my car on a bone dry grass verge. In an attempt to avoid the usual slalom course on such a narrow road
Mrs Bucket wasn't having that! And she informed me that her husband was extremely unhappy with me & would be having words about my inconsiderate parking.
As she damn near pushed the poor c#nt forward. I was torn between pity & laughter
However I took my obviously well deserved punishment for a bit.
Before pointing out that Richard may well cut that piece of grass every Sunday with scissors under Hyacinths expert supervision.
But in actually fact, it belongs to the council.
So would it be possible to continue trying to extract my mates brake discs.
Whilst keeping the frightful hammer against metal noises to an absolute minimum?
F#ckin miserable old c#nts!
I can't wait to be that old. Monuments will be erected in recognition of my Jedi like feats of miserable old c#ntness!
