What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

chas

Legendary Knight
I had to go to Edinburgh on Tuesday, first time I have had to go through the city in a long time and Christ it's horrible to drive there. 20mph speed limits and feckin' cyclists everywhere acting like they own the roads.
Not that I've ever driven in Edinburgh but every urban centre seems the same. The Missis works in Canterbury and it's only our strict gun control laws that have stopped a sharp cull in deliveroo riders.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Glasgow seems to have kept it's 30mph limits last time I was there but everywhere I went in Edinburgh it was 20mph, loads of speed cameras and cycle routes painted on the road which the cyclists seem to believe actually are meant to be kept clear of by cyclists. I also found that drivers in Edinburgh are not what you would call courteous. Waiting to try and get out of a side road onto a busy road with lights about a hundred yards down from me and I sat there for over ten minutes because not one bugger would pause for a second or two to let me out. If there hadn't been a temporary lull in traffic in both directions I would still be feckin' sitting there! I wonder if the traffic restrictions are partly to do with all the 'new Scots' who are unfamiliar with motorised vehicles and so need to be protected from them. I was in the south side of the city tootling around between Meadowbank down through Liberton to Fort Kinnaird (long story) and it would have made for a good game of 'spot the white man'.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
Evidently Sheffield has bin given a few million quid to "upgrade" our transport links. A large portion of it is to improve cycleways, and encourage cycling. Any fucker who's bin to Sheffield knows it's full of hills, and it's hard enough walkin up some of em, ne'er mind cycling up em!
Does that include signs in english that everyone else can understand and not just the yokels
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
They are ungrateful c#nts with a very short memory!
We should have let the Germans have France & all the spineless w@nkers that inhabit the place 😏

BBC News - Fishing row: UK warns France it could retaliate over threats
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
They are ungrateful c#nts with a very short memory!
We should have let the Germans have France & all the spineless w@nkers that inhabit the place 😏

BBC News - Fishing row: UK warns France it could retaliate over threats
FooKin, slug munching Bastids, Don't buy anything french sod em, as for that Turd Macron:
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Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
They are ungrateful c#nts with a very short memory!
We should have let the Germans have France & all the spineless w@nkers that inhabit the place 😏

BBC News - Fishing row: UK warns France it could retaliate over threats
Fuck knows which genius let the white flag waving twats have control over a large chunk of our energy supply.
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
Fuck knows which genius let the white flag waving twats have control over a large chunk of our energy supply.
It goes back to 1997 & the dying days of John Major’s government knowing they would lose to Blair. They publicly said the decision on renewing our nuclear power stations should fall to the incoming government. Blair and every government since has ducked the only rational but poitically awkward decision every since - and here we are. How many punters know EDF Energy Ltd is a British subsidiary of the French state owned EDF ( Électricité de France)?
 

chas

Legendary Knight
It goes back to 1997 & the dying days of John Major’s government knowing they would lose to Blair. They publicly said the decision on renewing our nuclear power stations should fall to the incoming government. Blair and every government since has ducked the only rational but poitically awkward decision every since - and here we are. How many punters know EDF Energy Ltd is a British subsidiary of the French state owned EDF ( Électricité de France)?
I'm not quite Keynesian hardwired but it *did* always strike me as sensible to have the things like water supply, power generation, transport infrastructure under public control rather than 'lowest bid wins' out to tender.

But back in those days we presupposed a level of competency in public life which is notably absent for quite some time.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
I'm not quite Keynesian hardwired but it *did* always strike me as sensible to have the things like water supply, power generation, transport infrastructure under public control rather than 'lowest bid wins' out to tender.

But back in those days we presupposed a level of competency in public life which is notably absent for quite some time.
Lots of big words 😳

Is the short version, f#ck those cheese eating, surrender monkey, French b@stards? 😃

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DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
You'll need to bear with me on this rant. As it isn't really designed for you guys. It's designed for future Google searches for the same issue.

I needed to replaced the batteries in my Panasonic wireless headphones. That I use to watch telly (due to me being a cloth earned f#cker)

The original batteries are what I thought were a regular pair of 1.2v AAA rechargeable batteries? So the obvious choice was to purchase a pair or Duracell rechargeables with the same spec.
However, they wouldn't charge & neither would Energisers or cheap Llytrons? 🤔

The base station/charging station didn't play ball & wouldn't charge the headphones with the Duracell's or any other type of AAA' s inserted? 🤔
Yet charging the batteries in a standalone charger would result in the headphones working fine

Long story short...
After 90 minutes on the phone/live chat to Panasonic & getting absolutely nowhere! 🙄
I discovered this & with zero thanks to them!

Check out these photos

Looks normal enough doesn't it.
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Now look just below the red dot in my edited photo
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You'll see a small metal tang sticking out. Just above the spring contact for the negative end of the AAA.

Now look at the "genuine" Panasonic battery. Priced at £12 for 2! 😳
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That 5mm of exposed metal needs to make contact with that strip shown below my red dot in photo number 2. Otherwise the charging station doesn't recognise the presence of the headphones 😏

5mm of tin foil to make that contact has solved the built in problem courtesy of Panasonic 😏

I'm a big fan of Panasonic products. But this "only OUR batteries will work Sir" scam has really annoyed me 😏

To further assist Google searches . The "genuine" part number is HHR-4AGE
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Oh that is a definite 'sneaky bastard' trick there. Can you not trim back the plastic cover on the other batteries to expose the metal capsule of the battery?

Another trick I have noticed occasionally over the years is to make the 'own brand' (expensive) batteries with a slightly longer positive centre pin so that anyone elses re-chargeables won't make the connection at that end.
 
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