What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[gazzatriumph]

But what for?
What really has he done for this country?

Is it a "black ting"

He gave joy to thousands of people when he lost in the last lap.

 

[Scrappy]

I dropped the shower gel this morning, and in my reactionary attempt to catch it I smacked myself right in the bollocks , I'd forgotten how much a low blow hurts . Not the best start to a day.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

He gave joy to thousands of people when he lost in the last lap.

Well he can thank the Race Director for sticking the Dutchman up his chuff. Before his intervention it was pretty much done & dusted.

 

[gazzatriumph]

Well he can thank the Race Director for sticking the Dutchman up his chuff. Before his intervention it was pretty much done & dusted.

I think the fact he was kinda cheated out of it makes it better.

 

[Don the Don]

For those of us North of the border, have you guys seen this I was only just aware myself and it will become law, although most will say sod it it may impact your insurance or if you sell your home. if you guys know about it just ignore my rantings.

Fire and smoke alarms: changes to the law

The law on fire alarms is changing from February 2022 which means all Scottish homes will need to have interlinked alarms. Guidance for homeowners on what you need to know.

www.gov.scot

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Aware but unconcerned…… my linked alarms almost comply! It’s completely OTT for most single occupancy dwellings.

The Building Regs of a mere 10 yrs ago we’re daft about needing forced ventilation even where you had balanced flues and trickle ventilation.

 

[Tallpaul]

I always installed linked alarms in rented properties from 2011 onwards. Not even sure if it's in regs here!

 

[Capt. Drunkey]

arse

ANGINA

 

[Capt. Drunkey]

Mmmmm...Is everyone thinking what I'm thinking..Based on what our very own @Don the Don as said that I The Duck would be perfect as the new Bond...Also I could bring some new ideas and extra personality traits to the role

You‘d be the first Bond riding a Halftrack…

 

[half ton]

ANGINA

Had to go back 2 pages to work out what you were alluding to Capt. Drunkey...

 

[Public Enemy]

One for @DD67

 

[DD67]

I can now add Amazon to the list of useless tw@ts.
They've lost a £45 order

 

[Sarky B’stard]

As a matter of principle I don’t use Amazon. Such market shares are plain unhealthy for consumers and suppliers. Meanwhile they have been cozying up to China altogether too much.

 

[Tallpaul]

As a matter of principle I don’t use Amazon. Such market shares are plain unhealthy for consumers and suppliers. Meanwhile they have been cozying up to China altogether too much.

Agree. I don't like anything to do with Amazon, tried them a couple of times and it was miserable on both occasions.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I've lost my brand new prescription sunglasses that cost me £129...
I'm having a shit costly time at the moment and totally fucked off..

 

[DD67]

I've lost my brand new prescription sunglasses that cost me £129...
I'm having a shit costly time at the moment and totally fucked off..

If you know what your prescription is.
Order a replacement pair from one of the many online places.
They'll be more like £29 than £129.

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www.google.co.uk

 

[smib]

 

[DD67]

BBC News - Migrant crossings: More than 900 cross Channel in two days

Migrant crossings: More than 900 cross Channel in two days

Nearly 28,000 people have now crossed from France to England in small boats this year.

www.bbc.co.uk

27700 so far this year. Compared with 8400 in 2020. The UK is paying France to stop them. Yet we've ended up with 3.3 times as many!

 

[MartytheMartian]

I read another article today about some Afghani complaining about the quality of the accomodation he and his family have been placed in. None of these migrants and asylum seekers seem to have a clue that the land they are charging towards is in the middle of a housing crisis and they will not be getting mansions with gold plated shitters to rest their Allah loving asses on. I guess they must have dwelled in palaces back in their homelands and are horrified that they have to 'slum it' like the rest of Britain's own poor if they come here now. I wonder how quick they will be rowing their little rubber boats back across the channel once WWIII starts.

 

[gazzatriumph]

I read another article today about some Afghani complaining about the quality of the accomodation he and his family have been placed in. None of these migrants and asylum seekers seem to have a clue that the land they are charging towards is in the middle of a housing crisis and they will not be getting mansions with gold plated shitters to rest their Allah loving asses on. I guess they must have dwelled in palaces back in their homelands and are horrified that they have to 'slum it' like the rest of Britain's own poor if they come here now. I wonder how quick they will be rowing their little rubber boats back across the channel once WWIII starts.

Torbay just housed it's first Afghan family, I'm sure the people who have been on the waiting list for years will be happy for them.