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Sarky B’stard

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
MICK 56 said:
They reckon 6% of the population are black, and 4%are faggots. I dont believe either of those statistics, but even at that, they are seriously over represented on the TV. There is one advert i saw, with no white folks at all ffs.That , is exactly the kind of missrepresentation the bastards were all leaping up & down about.. It's enough to make a white man, want to smash a black/queer statue.View attachment 13548
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Flying the Union Flag upside down is an internationally recognised distress signal. Is it the haircut or the jacket? 🤔

And I believe the self identified gay on the National Census is a whisker under 2%. At least 70 MPs or the 650 are out & proud plus a few that aren’t so they are waaay over represented, which is nice for them.
 
MICK 56

MICK 56

Legendary Knight
Sarky B’stard said:
Flying the Union Flag upside down is an internationally recognised distress signal. Is it the haircut or the jacket? 🤔

And I believe the self identified gay on the National Census is a whisker under 2%. At least 70 MPs or the 650 are out & proud plus a few that aren’t so they are waaay over represented, which is nice for them.
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He's got the flag right then. Because we are in distress, seriously so. And now they are brainwashing the children into self gendering, that figure will soon be 4%, or more.
 
Foxy

Foxy

Legendary Knight
Meant to put this on last week, but kept gettin distracted at work.
Last Monday, bank hol 3rd of Jan, me, our Gert, Mi son, and mi grandson went to Matlock Bath. We walked along t'other side of t'river, and let mi grandson play in t'playground for a bit, then continued on and across t'bridge to t'promenade side. We decided to call for a pint before we looked at all t'bikes. We called in t'Midland, for those that know Matlock Bath. I ordered a pint of Doombar, a pint of Birra Morretti, and half a cider. £13.30!!!! Thirteenfuckinthirty! Normally, I'd have gone back to t'bar and asked him to check again, but it was busy-ish, and I didn't. It's bin bugging me ever since. I've got t'pubs number and I'm gonna ring to ask. If its a mistake, fair enough, we all make em, but if it's their normal prices, I'll never go in again.
 
half ton

half ton

Legendary Knight
Foxy said:
Meant to put this on last week, but kept gettin distracted at work.
Last Monday, bank hol 3rd of Jan, me, our Gert, Mi son, and mi grandson went to Matlock Bath. We walked along t'other side of t'river, and let mi grandson play in t'playground for a bit, then continued on and across t'bridge to t'promenade side. We decided to call for a pint before we looked at all t'bikes. We called in t'Midland, for those that know Matlock Bath. I ordered a pint of Doombar, a pint of Birra Morretti, and half a cider. £13.30!!!! Thirteenfuckinthirty! Normally, I'd have gone back to t'bar and asked him to check again, but it was busy-ish, and I didn't. It's bin bugging me ever since. I've got t'pubs number and I'm gonna ring to ask. If its a mistake, fair enough, we all make em, but if it's their normal prices, I'll never go in again.
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And that me old mucker is why I buy cans and bottles from the supermarket....Pubs are too feckin pricey
 
MICK 56

MICK 56

Legendary Knight
Foxy said:
Meant to put this on last week, but kept gettin distracted at work.
Last Monday, bank hol 3rd of Jan, me, our Gert, Mi son, and mi grandson went to Matlock Bath. We walked along t'other side of t'river, and let mi grandson play in t'playground for a bit, then continued on and across t'bridge to t'promenade side. We decided to call for a pint before we looked at all t'bikes. We called in t'Midland, for those that know Matlock Bath. I ordered a pint of Doombar, a pint of Birra Morretti, and half a cider. £13.30!!!! Thirteenfuckinthirty! Normally, I'd have gone back to t'bar and asked him to check again, but it was busy-ish, and I didn't. It's bin bugging me ever since. I've got t'pubs number and I'm gonna ring to ask. If its a mistake, fair enough, we all make em, but if it's their normal prices, I'll never go in again.
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Cheap as fuck that. Come down south and pay £6.45 a pint for Stella. We do have the benefit of drinking it the sunshine, without some tight arsed northener moaning about the price though. :)
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Don the Don said:
Remember, @Foxy is a Yorkshireman, anything over a farthing would have him breaking into a sweat
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I heard that the last time he dropped 1p. It hit him on the back of the head as he bent down to pick it up.
And apparently the Grand Canyon was formed when a Yorkshireman dropped a penny down a rabbit hole?

Obviously all of the above could be just hearsay? 😉
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Foxy said:
Meant to put this on last week, but kept gettin distracted at work.
Last Monday, bank hol 3rd of Jan, me, our Gert, Mi son, and mi grandson went to Matlock Bath. We walked along t'other side of t'river, and let mi grandson play in t'playground for a bit, then continued on and across t'bridge to t'promenade side. We decided to call for a pint before we looked at all t'bikes. We called in t'Midland, for those that know Matlock Bath. I ordered a pint of Doombar, a pint of Birra Morretti, and half a cider. £13.30!!!! Thirteenfuckinthirty! Normally, I'd have gone back to t'bar and asked him to check again, but it was busy-ish, and I didn't. It's bin bugging me ever since. I've got t'pubs number and I'm gonna ring to ask. If its a mistake, fair enough, we all make em, but if it's their normal prices, I'll never go in again.
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Deep breaths mate, deep breaths.

NURSE!!
Alert the crash team. Foxy has suffered a wallet based trauma 😳 😉
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Car insurance is due on the Duckmobile in a few weeks and I Don't think the current insurers are so current anymore..in fact they were taken over by some other company..
I've not heard anything from the present company but had a load of quotes from go compare come through...It's gone up by £110...How the hell does that happen...
I'm tempted to fuck the insurance off altogether if these companies are gonna be like that...🤬🤬🤬🤬🦆
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
Car insurance is due on the Duckmobile in a few weeks and I Don't think the current insurers are so current anymore..in fact they were taken over by some other company..
I've not heard anything from the present company but had a load of quotes from go compare come through...It's gone up by £110...How the hell does that happen...
I'm tempted to fuck the insurance off altogether if these companies are gonna be like that...🤬🤬🤬🤬🦆
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Shop around Duck, show no loyalty to any company they are sure to try and screw you, question everything
 
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