What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
The wife just informed me I had a few hundred quid saved up...Nice one I said..so buying my tyre as not put me in the red and I'm sort of on the way to getting a cheap motor or possibly even an old banged up 4x4 or van of some description..

She then starts waffling about how cold she feels in the back room she uses as an office and how the cats would benefit from having a heater in the back room...Bearing in mind I'm not really allowed in that back room and am lucky to be able to have my tools stored in there...

She then starts on about the benefits of a gas heater in the back...After a while of her going on about it and bothering me with other things I thought to shut her up just tell her to get one if she really wants one... "I will she says..don't you want to see it or know how much it costs blah blah blah "
" Not really I said if you want it just get it...It's nothing to do with me " i said....

" I already have and paid for it on your card "..she's laughing her bollox off...

" fine I'll get in touch with triumph and reserve myself that bike they just emailed me about and pay for it with your card "...

" You can't she says you don't have my bank details "...

Pissed me off....When I win the lottery im off to the North West territory of Canada where you got nothing but bears and ducks and I aint never coming back and she knows it...
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
The wife just informed me I had a few hundred quid saved up...Nice one I said..so buying my tyre as not put me in the red and I'm sort of on the way to getting a cheap motor or possibly even an old banged up 4x4 or van of some description..

She then starts waffling about how cold she feels in the back room she uses as an office and how the cats would benefit from having a heater in the back room...Bearing in mind I'm not really allowed in that back room and am lucky to be able to have my tools stored in there...

She then starts on about the benefits of a gas heater in the back...After a while of her going on about it and bothering me with other things I thought to shut her up just tell her to get one if she really wants one... "I will she says..don't you want to see it or know how much it costs blah blah blah "
" Not really I said if you want it just get it...It's nothing to do with me " i said....

" I already have and paid for it on your card "..she's laughing her bollox off...

" fine I'll get in touch with triumph and reserve myself that bike they just emailed me about and pay for it with your card "...

" You can't she says you don't have my bank details "...

Pissed me off....When I win the lottery im off to the North West territory of Canada where you got nothing but bears and ducks and I aint never coming back and she knows it...
Sorry to say it Duck, but that is a proper piss take. She's cold in the back room? What about you on your bike in the middle of effing winter?
 

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
The wife just informed me I had a few hundred quid saved up...Nice one I said..so buying my tyre as not put me in the red and I'm sort of on the way to getting a cheap motor or possibly even an old banged up 4x4 or van of some description..

She then starts waffling about how cold she feels in the back room she uses as an office and how the cats would benefit from having a heater in the back room...Bearing in mind I'm not really allowed in that back room and am lucky to be able to have my tools stored in there...

She then starts on about the benefits of a gas heater in the back...After a while of her going on about it and bothering me with other things I thought to shut her up just tell her to get one if she really wants one... "I will she says..don't you want to see it or know how much it costs blah blah blah "
" Not really I said if you want it just get it...It's nothing to do with me " i said....

" I already have and paid for it on your card "..she's laughing her bollox off...

" fine I'll get in touch with triumph and reserve myself that bike they just emailed me about and pay for it with your card "...

" You can't she says you don't have my bank details "...

Pissed me off....When I win the lottery im off to the North West territory of Canada where you got nothing but bears and ducks and I aint never coming back and she knows it...
Kick her to the kerb & buy the A team van to make her disappear!
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Sorry to say it Duck, but that is a proper piss take. She's cold in the back room? What about you on your bike in the middle of effing winter?

Just when I thought things were improving...

What's really pissed me off aint so much the not knowing what I got in my own bank account but the constant nagging about " you must go work no matter the weather conditions and you must save up for a vehicle nag nag nag nag nag "...

Every time she tells me I've got a few quid spare she takes it off me one way or another...I'd sooner her not tell me anything at all cos all it's done is confirm my belief that I should never have got married....
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
Just when I thought things were improving...

What's really pissed me off aint so much the not knowing what I got in my own bank account but the constant nagging about " you must go work no matter the weather conditions and you must save up for a vehicle nag nag nag nag nag "...

Every time she tells me I've got a few quid spare she takes it off me one way or another...I'd sooner her not tell me anything at all cos all it's done is confirm my belief that I should never have got married....
Surely you need to get in touch with the bank, and take back control of your account.
 

chas

Legendary Knight
The wife just informed me I had a few hundred quid saved up...Nice one I said..so buying my tyre as not put me in the red and I'm sort of on the way to getting a cheap motor or possibly even an old banged up 4x4 or van of some description..

She then starts waffling about how cold she feels in the back room she uses as an office and how the cats would benefit from having a heater in the back room...Bearing in mind I'm not really allowed in that back room and am lucky to be able to have my tools stored in there...

She then starts on about the benefits of a gas heater in the back...After a while of her going on about it and bothering me with other things I thought to shut her up just tell her to get one if she really wants one... "I will she says..don't you want to see it or know how much it costs blah blah blah "
" Not really I said if you want it just get it...It's nothing to do with me " i said....

" I already have and paid for it on your card "..she's laughing her bollox off...

" fine I'll get in touch with triumph and reserve myself that bike they just emailed me about and pay for it with your card "...

" You can't she says you don't have my bank details "...

Pissed me off....When I win the lottery im off to the North West territory of Canada where you got nothing but bears and ducks and I aint never coming back and she knows it...
That sounds fucked up to me mate.
I hope we can meet sometime and set some shit to rights, it's nowhere near an online discussion.
 
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