Going back to t'NHS blunders, I dislocated my collarbone from my shoulder, whilst racing, well, crashing, at Croft. Medical staff told me to go to hospital. I went to Darlington hospital, where they x rayed it, gave me t'x-rays, and told me to go to mi local hospital. I went to Chesterfield Royal, where they decided to leave it to see how it healed on its own. After about a year, mi collar bone was still sticking up, and mi reyt shoulder was about 9" below mi left un. They decided to fit a "Lars ligament", which attaches to mi collar bone and inside mi shoulder blade, and lifts mi shoulder back into its normal position-ish. I was laid in bed ont mornin of mi operation, wi our Gert sat beside me. A nurse, and t'anaesthetist had been to have a chat wi me. Another nurse came about 30 mins later, and drew an arrow on mi thigh, pointing to mi knee. I was somewhat bemused, and our Gert asked nurse what she was doing. Her reply was "so the surgeon knows where to operate". I could hardly talk for laughing, so our Gert asked if it was a new technique, where they go in through mi knee to fix mi shoulder!! T'nurse scurried off, then came back and drew an arrow pointing to mi shoulder.