What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

half ton

half ton

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Big Sandy said:
I think there was... It may have been dangerous for him otherwise.

Funny isn't it? You're miles away from anywhere, on the top of a Munroe, and you meet some bobble hatted jerkwad coming the other way and it's "Hello! Nice day... Blah blah". (I'm giving it "fukkoff ya cnut") Meet the same guy behind his garden fence, and he'll start WW3 to avoid speaking. The more you fence the wildlife in, the more miserable they are....
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Cor not arf....mmmmmm... Marilyn Munroe.😛
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

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Big Sandy said:
Check the wiring on the fan motors @BAD LUCK DUCK , then check the fuse box for the fans. It could be a relay too, maybe. Also check if the blades turn.... I can't remember if they are viscous fans on that.

Did you try dropping the stat in a pan and bringing it to boil? See if it opens or not.
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Nice one...
Brand spanking new thermostat..I figured it'd be OK.. 🦆
 
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MartytheMartian said:
I know where you are coming from on the neighbours @Big Sandy Yesterday I was at the shed and writing a new map onto the Daytona plus a little tweaking of the settings which involved a spot of revving as well. As I stopped I heard someone shouting and something just told be it was directed at me and it was a neighbour across the cul-de-sac from me shouting that the noise I was making was 'scaring his wee dog' and how I was ignorant for making so much noise on several occasions over the last few weeks (while trying to fix the bike). The guy has never so much as said hello since he moved in across there about two years ago although he has been in the village for years. As a lot of his family live in the village too I decided to not rip his lungs out and tear him a new arsehole for good measure but by Christ it was a close run thing and if he hadn't kept a safe distance I doubt I'd have been able to resist landing one on him. I spoke to a guy I know in the village who is kind of at the centre of village life and he says that the guy is a wee bit unhinged and is best ignored, as he often flies off the handle about fuck all. He suggested that he 'might have not had his meds' yesterday so I guess he's got 'issues'.

The thing is, if this absolute fuckwit had come to me, whenever my working on and running the Daytona had started bothering him, I would have been happy to see what I could do to stop it bothering him but, like a lot of arseholes I think he has built up and simmered anger until the dam broke and ended up making him look like a prize tosser screaming his head off irrationally. No need for him to stand a hundred yards away screaming at the top of his lungs at three in the afternoon over a few revs of an engine.
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Must have been a day for it yesterday..pulled my bike up onto the path and parked bike outside Stacy's shop yesterday..Nothing wrong with that. Lots of cars parked on the path..it was designed that way for shoppers and shop owners..
Some little twat in his 50's sat on a shop step doorway made a comment about me being off road...
I had words and told him " I'd been up since 0200hrs have a foul temper and I'd happily kick the shit out of him..Don't believe me you little fucking gargoyle..Go ask the psychiatrist up the road there.."
His wife then gave him a bollocking..
Bus pulls up and he goes to get on it so I have words with the driver who says to him if he says you ain't getting on mate it's a long way to macclesfield over the cat and fiddle..so his wife gives him another bollocking..
I'm a big softee really and shook his hand in the end and said ' I'm only fucking with you and he nervously laughed "..
His wife thought it was hilarious that someone had pulled him up for being a bit of a twat..
All good fun..I really have mellowed out as not long back I'd have put him on his arse...🦆
 
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I noticed the screen/dash on the versys was shattered in lower right hand corner and along the lower edge and both sides..
It looks like someone as poked one of the start up lights with a stick or something and fucked it..Put me in a foul mood yesterday when I finished work and saw it..
I only noticed it cos of position of the sun was causing the tiny shattered fragments to glow a poncey rainbow 🌈...
I swear the universe hates me 😡😡😡🦆
 
Foxy

Foxy

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Going to Leeds in a bit, to my best mate from t'navy. we're going to say "goodbye" to his wife, who has brain cancer, and a few days to live. She's asleep all t'time now, and t'palative care nurse gave him her prognosis yesterday. Our Gert and her were drinking partners when we got together, I'm going mainly to support him, and dreading it. They're godparents to our daughter, and us, theirs.
FUCK, it's shit!!!! :(😢
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

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Foxy said:
Going to Leeds in a bit, to my best mate from t'navy. we're going to say "goodbye" to his wife, who has brain cancer, and a few days to live. She's asleep all t'time now, and t'palative care nurse gave him her prognosis yesterday. Our Gert and her were drinking partners when we got together, I'm going mainly to support him, and dreading it. They're godparents to our daughter, and us, theirs.
FUCK, it's shit!!!! :(😢
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Sorry to hear this @Foxy , life can be an utter shite at times, your buddy will need your fiendship.
 
Old Nick

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Foxy said:
Going to Leeds in a bit, to my best mate from t'navy. we're going to say "goodbye" to his wife, who has brain cancer, and a few days to live. She's asleep all t'time now, and t'palative care nurse gave him her prognosis yesterday. Our Gert and her were drinking partners when we got together, I'm going mainly to support him, and dreading it. They're godparents to our daughter, and us, theirs.
FUCK, it's shit!!!! :(😢
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Well done @Foxy a good mate to have(y)
 
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Foxy said:
Going to Leeds in a bit, to my best mate from t'navy. we're going to say "goodbye" to his wife, who has brain cancer, and a few days to live. She's asleep all t'time now, and t'palative care nurse gave him her prognosis yesterday. Our Gert and her were drinking partners when we got together, I'm going mainly to support him, and dreading it. They're godparents to our daughter, and us, theirs.
FUCK, it's shit!!!! :(😢
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It's being there at the shit times that makes all the difference...
It's never nice...
I always find once all the important stuff is said and done a sense of humour and reminiscing about happier dafter times helps eleviate some of the shittiness of it all...
Good on yer @Foxy 🦆
 
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Gone to buy a book..
Don't cry for me sergeant major...
Fucking wokism and liberal left wing wankers dictating as with so many books and printers and suppliers of books..
If it doesn't fit in with what is expected of today's pussified man let's get rid or over price it so ordinary folk can't afford it..
Fuck you Wokism originally known as commie bastard let's nuke the bastards twice 😤
Just saying 😌
Asking for a friend 😉🦆
 
smib

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BAD LUCK DUCK said:
Gone to buy a book..
Don't cry for me sergeant major...
Fucking wokism and liberal left wing wankers dictating as with so many books and printers and suppliers of books..
If it doesn't fit in with what is expected of today's pussified man let's get rid or over price it so ordinary folk can't afford it..
Fuck you Wokism originally known as commie bastard let's nuke the bastards twice 😤
Just saying 😌
Asking for a friend 😉🦆
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Welcome to the new world mate.
We are the last of the "old guard" I'm afraid
 
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