What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

Old Nick

Old Nick

Legendary Knight
Sarky B’stard said:
Equally destroying something addressed to Dear Duck which probably looks official could be construed as perverting the course of justice. You can't lawfully destroy mail willy nilly but should return it or forward it if you do know the correct address.....

Duck could reasonably claim malicious intent and massively mitigate if not actually obviate the need to have a current address logged at the DVLA.
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DD67 said:
Fair comment mate but this is the Police/DVLA we are talking about. They'd both happily take the easy way out & screw Duck.
Unless he got himself a very good solicitor.
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The initial letters NIPS establish who was driving and therefore who needs to be prosecuted once they have been filled I. And returned

So passage of time shouldn’t be racking up any additional fines due to wrong address etc - they took 6 months to find me and I got the course option ……

And then 6 points for the other two…..
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
DD67 said:
Something that occurred to me earlier Duck...

I reckon this is the third time in approx 12 months that you've told us you thought you'd been caught speeding. Yet you've never heard any more about it.
Did you inform DVLA that you'd moved out of the place you shared with Mrs Duck?
If not, is she using the letters re speeding offences as fire lighters? The Postman is legally obliged to deliver letters to the address shown on them.
Therefore you could be racking up a huge fine & several points without realising it?
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When driving a bus we tend to get given a bit of leeway...
I've been very lucky..
Others not so fortunate...
I keep expecting a shit load to fall through the door at anytime...If they do and I lose my job I'm just gonna turn to organised crime and no longer give a fuck..
Lived a honest life worked hard and got fuck all for it...
I'm actually OK to lose everything...It'll be a turning point where I kill em all for all the decades of bad shit I've put up with...🦆
 
smib

smib

Legendary Knight
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
When driving a bus we tend to get given a bit of leeway...
I've been very lucky..
Others not so fortunate...
I keep expecting a shit load to fall through the door at anytime...If they do and I lose my job I'm just gonna turn to organised crime and no longer give a fuck..
Lived a honest life worked hard and got fuck all for it...
I'm actually OK to lose everything...It'll be a turning point where I kill em all for all the decades of bad shit I've put up with...🦆
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You could aways go Pink and earn a living.

Rent Duck😂😂😂😂👍
 
half ton

half ton

Legendary Knight
I really don't know why you're so worried Duck, If they take your license away, your employer would have to keep your job open or offer a suitable alternative...And as you're so good at communicating he would almost certainly have you working at the customer complaints desk....perfick job for yah mate 😎
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
Driving a bus with a shit gear box that rocks you back and forth whenever you go up a hill due to a fucked gearbox as thrown my back all out of place..
If my dick was a swollen as my lower back I'd be seriously impressed...
Under the circumstances I'm pissed off...
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Wankers 🤬 🦆
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Does your place employ its own techs?
If so, ask them to take a look at it Duck.
I assume that it's an automatic?
My guess is it'll either be as simple as an ATF fluid change required or as bad as a broken gearbox mount.
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
half ton said:
I really don't know why you're so worried Duck, If they take your license away, your employer would have to keep your job open or offer a suitable alternative...And as you're so good at communicating he would almost certainly have you working at the customer complaints desk....perfick job for yah mate 😎
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I actually did customer complaints for this company...I lasted about 30 seconds into the first complaint before they snatched the phone off me...
It was all going so well until I answered the phone 😉🦆
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
DD67 said:
Does your place employ its own techs?
If so, ask them to take a look at it Duck.
I assume that it's an automatic?
My guess is it'll either be as simple as an ATF fluid change required or as bad as a broken gearbox mount.
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Big garage lots of mechanic's..
They don't give a fuck and have limited time and even worse budget so a shit gearbox is low priority...
I've since learned its fucked a few drivers up and now they refuse to drive it..
I refused after one round trip over the cat and fiddle...
Unfortunately damage is done now and I gotta just put up with the absolutely crippling pain when it spasms...
I'm in a bad mood now before I even start my shift today..
I'll complain this morning but they will just say the usual I'm being an unreasonable racist homophobic nazi and that'll be that 😳😳😳🦆
 
Scrappy

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
DD67 said:
Total opposite down here mate.
They set up traps in areas with no history of accidents.
Ducks description of getting done as he went from a 50mph limit to a 30mph limit is a classic scenario. They'll hide just around a slight bend or where they are obscured by a hedge & just inside the 30mph zone.

I wonder how many accidents are caused by folk feeling the need to stare at their speedo. More than they focus on the road ahead? 🤔
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Around here they used to (maybe still do?) publish the locations of the speed cameras for the coming week.

Although that might not be the case with those operated by private sad bored old gits that have absolutely nothing in their lives other that reporting a 3mph speeding infringement in their village 🤬.
 
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