Big Sandy
Legendary Knight
And, of course the pipe that blew is made of unobtainium, pure weapons grade unobtainium....my local garage has sourced the newer version and will make it fit.Why do they never accept that you know it needs recovery? Just adds ages to your waiting time.
And if course, it emptied it's guts into the starter motor ...
Once threw a rear axle Shaft out of a transit on a roundabout, shaft, wheel, brake drum, the lit. Lost brakes etc, so parked in a field.
Rang RAC, told them needs a wrecker, they sent spotty oik in escort van.
I says "got any matches?" "Why?" "It's got half a tank of fuel, if you're not going to recover it I'll set fire to it here"....
"I'll get you a wrecker...."