What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
You are perfectly correct @Doc Strange and I admit I was generalising quite a lot on the Asperger's/Autism because it is a very wide spectrum well, basically it's a spectrum. My stepson, his father, his two half siblings by his father and quite possibly his sister are all on the spectrum and I have had years of experience coping with the traits of my Stepson and his fellow sufferers at the special school he attended. The key point is though that a lot of sufferers like Greta Thunberg and Bill Gates have a very inflexible view on what is right and wrong and an inability to see things from other people's perspectives which seems to give them an unshakeable belief in their own 'correctness' and they steadfastly refuse to accept the possibility that they might be wrong.

In recent years it seems that the media and the courts have become more powerful than the government and they dictate. The BBC certainly seem to think that they have the power to dictate to the public and, in the States, despite Trump being labelled a dictator he actually got very little through as most of the time his policies were blocked by the Democrats using the supreme court and other state legislators. Here in the UK of course Boris was thwarted over and over again by the courts. The reality, when you step back is that it seems that largely our leaders have now become thralls to the media and the law.
 

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
Wish I still had the photo. Was once stopped for an inoperative side light (nearside it was too) and the bogey car had about 6" of snow on the roof. Bogey was getting all up in my grill and I took my phone out and snapped his car.

Still want to make something of it? "produce your documents and get it sorted."

As I explained to the bogey, it was working when I set out, as I always check... The sidelight was typical cheapo Britpart lamp units, leave the lamp on (with the right bulb) and the heat melts the plastic the pins sit in, bulb moves away from contacts. It's getting very difficult to get decent lucas style lamp fittings nowadays, they are all this plastic crap.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
One of my pet hates is being stuck behind some arsehole who hasn't taken the time to clear their windscreen, but this guy must take the biscuit.
Man drove with 'practically zero-visibility'
My car was covered in frost this morning.
No big deal thought I, I'll pop the heated front screen on whilst I scrape the side windows.
Got back in & the windscreen was still frozen. So I had to scrape that as well.
Went shopping & was gonna call in to the main dealer to report the faulty front screen.
Came out of the supermarket & got a message pop up on the dash saying the battery was low on power.
According to the owners manual, any high draw items like the heated screen etc won't operate if the battery isn't tip top.
It's now on a trickle charger.

I guess this is a byproduct of the cold weather & hardly ever getting to use the car. Due to buying it a few days before the first lockdown. I've only managed just over 1000 miles in 11.5 months 🙁
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Our water pipes have been frozen solid since Saturday...Not being able to wash my sweaty gonads and arse crack properly is beginning to piss me off...What if Scarlett Johansson turns up now and is desperately gagging for it...One sniff of my nads and arse crack and she won't wanna know me😳😳😳
 
T

The Departed

Guest
"What's boiling your pi$$ today?"

Went to install my new plate on the bike, marked the back of the plate with a marker, had the width easy enough, I thought I had the horizontal line so guessed it, now it is squewiff by about 4mm... So it's not level. #dickhead

Lessons Learned.

1. Don't work in a frozen container on a very cold day
2. Don't guesstimate, especially if you wear glasses
3. Take the masking tape with you next time


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BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
My car was covered in frost this morning.
No big deal thought I, I'll pop the heated front screen on whilst I scrape the side windows.
Got back in & the windscreen was still frozen. So I had to scrape that as well.
Went shopping & was gonna call in to the main dealer to report the faulty front screen.
Came out of the supermarket & got a message pop up on the dash saying the battery was low on power.
According to the owners manual, any high draw items like the heated screen etc won't operate it the battery isn't tip top.
It's now on a trickle charger.

I guess this is a byproduct of the cold weather & hardly ever getting to use the car. Due to buying it a few days before the first lockdown. I've only managed just over 1000 miles in 11.5 months 🙁

Because I've not been able to use my bike regularly my battery keeps going flat due to ridiculous low temperatures..minus four or five in the daytime and minus nine at night..It ain't good for my bike I know that ☹
 

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
Aye @DD67 I have all ours on trickle chargers. Don't have posh heated screens though...

It was minus 20.3 here last night. I don't have to go out today! Yaay! Had to go the nearest village (40 mile round trip) on Monday to collect the Asda home delivery, they wouldn't come to us cos the road was shut (apparently. I had no problem) so cleared the 9" of snow off the tilt, and it was frozen that hard it felt more like a metal hard top. Undoing it was interesting, the rope was like fence wire!
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
"What's boiling your pi$$ today?"

Went to install my new plate on the bike, marked the back of the plate with a marker, had the width easy enough, I thought I had the horizontal line so guessed it, now it is squewiff by about 4mm... So it's not level. #dickhead

Lessons Learned.

1. Don't work in a frozen container on a very cold day
2. Don't guesstimate, especially if you wear glasses
3. Take the masking tape with you next time


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Number plate says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
"What's boiling your pi$$ today?"

Went to install my new plate on the bike, marked the back of the plate with a marker, had the width easy enough, I thought I had the horizontal line so guessed it, now it is squewiff by about 4mm... So it's not level. #dickhead

Lessons Learned.

1. Don't work in a frozen container on a very cold day
2. Don't guesstimate, especially if you wear glasses
3. Take the masking tape with you next time


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Seriously though I've been fucking up all day cos of working in freezing cold temperatures...
Blame my cat if you want..I frequently do 🙄
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
"What's boiling your pi$$ today?"

Went to install my new plate on the bike, marked the back of the plate with a marker, had the width easy enough, I thought I had the horizontal line so guessed it, now it is squewiff by about 4mm... So it's not level. #dickhead

Lessons Learned.

1. Don't work in a frozen container on a very cold day
2. Don't guesstimate, especially if you wear glasses
3. Take the masking tape with you next time


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Elongate one of the holes. The heads on plastic numberplate screws are large enough to hide your balls up.
Why didn't you place the old plate on top of the new plate & drill through the existing holes?
 

Doc Strange

Legendary Knight
Seriously though I've been fucking up all day cos of working in freezing cold temperatures...
Blame my cat if you want..I frequently do 🙄

I can remember when I dreamt of having a garage.

Nowadays, I dream of having a heated one*

Clearly getting old and soft!

DS

*This may not be entirely true - the only dreams I remember tend to be of an entirely different nature!
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Aye @DD67 I have all ours on trickle chargers. Don't have posh heated screens though...

It was minus 20.3 here last night. I don't have to go out today! Yaay! Had to go the nearest village (40 mile round trip) on Monday to collect the Asda home delivery, they wouldn't come to us cos the road was shut (apparently. I had no problem) so cleared the 9" of snow off the tilt, and it was frozen that hard it felt more like a metal hard top. Undoing it was interesting, the rope was like fence wire!
-22.3°c 😳
It was only -3°c when I walked the dog & my hands were feckin freezing.
 
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