What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
I can't....some of you lads have helped me out big time including @Scrappy when he drove all the way up here to do the tune ecu on my bike...I don't know if any of you remember that but his knowledge with tune ecu got my bike remapped how it should have been in the first place...He as already helped me out for which I'm grateful...That however is a gesture I can't accept...Waaaaay to much...

Don't be daft, if you want it it's yours, I've done nothing with it for years and I'm unlikely to in the future.
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
If you want one just for Plinking Mr Duck how about this , bought it about 8 months ago , MILBRO EXPLORER .22 , full power . synthetic stock and consistently smashes Trebor mints at 35 yards easily ( other mints are available ) I dont spend a great deal of money on my " field guns " as most of my available land is rocky and a lot of wading knee deep through water , it drops rats , rabbits , pigeons and the like with ease all for £120 approx delivered , the scope is a 3-9x50 off fleabay with selectable illuminated crosshairs and cost about £35 inc mounts ( uk not china ) and has not let me down , if i drop the rifle and damage the scope i dont cry as much as i would do if it was a£300 scope
Will do my old China...
I like plinking...sounds like a good deal...
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Mrs Duck made me spend money on new jeans..Apparently I aint bought none in over five years and my last pair had a hole in that let my bollox fall through..The wife made me throw them out after someone approached us in a pub and said " excuse me... Are you aware that you've ripped a big hole in your jeans and your testimonials are falling out "...
I said " yes I know they like the fresh air "...

Anyway that was a couple of years back and the wife made me throw them away...nearly five years they lasted me..So whilst I got a few pennies spare she made me buy a couple of pairs ...By my reckoning I should be nearly sixty before I have to buy anymore...

Anyway what I'm trying to say is I could have bought a cheap rifle for what two pair of levi 501 cost...
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
Mrs Duck made me spend money on new jeans..Apparently I aint bought none in over five years and my last pair had a hole in that let my bollox fall through..The wife made me throw them out after someone approached us in a pub and said " excuse me... Are you aware that you've ripped a big hole in your jeans and your testimonials are falling out "...
I said " yes I know they like the fresh air "...

Anyway that was a couple of years back and the wife made me throw them away...nearly five years they lasted me..So whilst I got a few pennies spare she made me buy a couple of pairs ...By my reckoning I should be nearly sixty before I have to buy anymore...

Anyway what I'm trying to say is I could have bought a cheap rifle for what two pair of levi 501 cost...
They were never cheap, but boy have they got pricey nowadays. :confused:
 

Glyn

Legendary Knight
Mrs Duck made me spend money on new jeans..Apparently I aint bought none in over five years and my last pair had a hole in that let my bollox fall through..The wife made me throw them out after someone approached us in a pub and said " excuse me... Are you aware that you've ripped a big hole in your jeans and your testimonials are falling out "...
I said " yes I know they like the fresh air "...

Anyway that was a couple of years back and the wife made me throw them away...nearly five years they lasted me..So whilst I got a few pennies spare she made me buy a couple of pairs ...By my reckoning I should be nearly sixty before I have to buy anymore...

Anyway what I'm trying to say is I could have bought a cheap rifle for what two pair of levi 501 cost...
Be like me bud “man at matalan” tenner a pair
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Don't be daft, if you want it it's yours, I've done nothing with it for years and I'm unlikely to in the future.
If Duck is gonna be a tart about your incredibly generous offer.
My neighbours lad would love it @Scrappy 🙂
I took him clay shooting a few years back. He couldn't hit a cows arse with a shovel. But he should be fine with an air rifle fitted with a scope 🥴
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
No worries, if Duck don't want it, then yes pass it on to your neighbours lad (y)

And if they want a cabinet I've got a 5 gun (3 in reality) air gun cabinet, theirs for £40

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Cheers mate 🙂
I won't mention it to him yet to avoid any potential disappointment.
Either way, I could be interested in the cabinet. I assume it isn't approved for firearms/shot gun storage? But no worries, it could make a great lockable cabinet in the man cave 🙂
 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
Cheers mate 🙂
I won't mention it to him yet to avoid any potential disappointment.
Either way, I could be interested in the cabinet. I assume it isn't approved for firearms/shot gun use? But no worries, it'll make a great lockable cabinet in the man cave 🙂

No definitely not suitable for anything other than airguns, just to keep them locked out of small kids hands.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
I got banned from matalan over ten years ago on my very first time in there...
I can't remember what for but I know I went straight into the salmon pub on exiting the place 🤔
I got banned from a motorcycle forum. Because I'm not a illiberal, arse kissing Cockwomble. And that became a requirement for membership. Therefore I was forced into early retirement 😉
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
Mrs Duck made me spend money on new jeans..Apparently I aint bought none in over five years and my last pair had a hole in that let my bollox fall through..The wife made me throw them out after someone approached us in a pub and said " excuse me... Are you aware that you've ripped a big hole in your jeans and your testimonials are falling out "...
I said " yes I know they like the fresh air "...
Don't women sow these days a few patches wont hurt, kin modern ideas they get
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
When it comes to clobber I am 'Man at Army and Navy'!
Never really got on board with denim and have always loved combats, particularly German army Moleskins and Flecktarn gear.
On the subject of generously handing on unwanted weaponry, anyone got a Bren, Lewis, or Vickers lying around that they don't want? Purely for shooting at tin cans of course! 😁
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Bleedin' fashionista - gonna be taking them off in the launderette next!

Apart form the odd decent suit, happy to buy all my clothes from the local Next seconds store.

DS
Fashionistas was the first porn movie to cost one million plus to make and I believe was directed and starred Rocco siffredi and Belladonna..
One scene as Bella all chained up and was very artistic...
It also had a transgender weirdo on a motorbike...
£40 that movie cost me back in the day...😇😇😇😳
 

Doc Strange

Legendary Knight
Fashionistas was the first porn movie to cost one million plus to make and I believe was directed and starred Rocco siffredi and Belladonna..
One scene as Bella all chained up and was very artistic...
It also had a transgender weirdo on a motorbike...
£40 that movie cost me back in the day...😇😇😇😳

No prizes for guessing what your specialist subject on Mastermind would be!

DS
 

Doc Strange

Legendary Knight
Best place I've found for Levi's is t'Levi outlet at Mcarthur Glen retail park at J28 ont M1. I got 2 pairs for £60. Genuine Levi's anorl, unlike t'dodgy uns on Facefuck marketplace.

Interesting - that's the estate with the Nike store on it, isn't it?

Going to be popping up there at some point as Ms S needs some new running shoes.

DS
 
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