What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[JtC]

Saw some dozy bint on the telly this morning saying it was degrading women , making them sexual oblects and promotes upskirting !! FFS , said many a time that we now have legions of people who live their lives thinking " Now what can i find offensive today "

Summer is coming, maybe the snowflakes will melt in the sun. I know, wishful thinking.

 

[Flynnt20]

Summer is coming, maybe the snowflakes will melt in the sun. I know, wishful thinking.

We can always hope

 

[DD67]

Any of you guys ever used this stuff?..

Ludicrously expensive for how much you get & a total mutha f#cker to apply!
Apparently it's the dogs bits for sealing your wheels from the harmful effects of brake dust. Shame it was invented by a sadistic b@stard!

I can feel a plan B coming on. This is almost as good, & the application process is pretty much like normal automotive wax...

 

[Bad Billy]

Any of you guys ever used this stuff?..
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Ludicrously expensive for how much you get & a total mutha f#cker to apply!
Apparently it's the dogs bits for sealing your wheels from the harmful effects of brake dust. Shame it was invented my a sadistic b@stard!

I can feel a plan B coming on. This is almost as good, & the application process is just like normal automotive polish...
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Not tried either mate, WD40 & a rag to clean the bike wheels, that's as much TLC as I can run to.

 

[JtC]

Any of you guys ever used this stuff?..
View attachment 6903
Ludicrously expensive for how much you get & a total mutha f#cker to apply!
Apparently it's the dogs bits for sealing your wheels from the harmful effects of brake dust. Shame it was invented my a sadistic b@stard!

I can feel a plan B coming on. This is almost as good, & the application process is just like normal automotive polish...
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Let's just hope any user knows the difference between a wheel and a tire.

 

[DD67]

Let's just hope any user knows the difference between a wheel and a tire.

What's a tire?

 

[Old Nick]

The problem here in Artesia, NM is that the great invention of the turn indicator doesn't seem to exist here. They are either too lazy or have a cell phone in one hand and a beer in the other. Put the damn thing down! Driving and texting is killing people.

And indicating left when turning right (and vice versa)
Or just not turning them on
I think indicator use is optional in East Sussex
Unless in a mobility scooter gang they normally just have the hazard lights on when they career down the pavement, bloody hooligans

 

[Bad Billy]

What's a tire?

I got tired of having the tyre agument with that fecktard @Ron !

 

[JtC]

What's a tire?

I called that one while I was typing it. Haha

 

[JtC]

I got tired of having the tyre agument with that fecktard @Ron !

No argument here, bruh. A tire is a tyre is a tiyer.

 

[The Departed]

What's a tire?

It's those things that stop you seeing your feet when your stood up.

 

[Flynnt20]

Any of you guys ever used this stuff?..
View attachment 6903
Ludicrously expensive for how much you get & a total mutha f#cker to apply!
Apparently it's the dogs bits for sealing your wheels from the harmful effects of brake dust. Shame it was invented by a sadistic b@stard!

I can feel a plan B coming on. This is almost as good, & the application process is just like normal automotive polish...
View attachment 6904

Nope but now willing to try anything to keep the Fords wheels clean , dont know what Ford make their Fitted as standard brake pads out of but its corrosive as feck

 

[DD67]

Nope but now willing to try anything to keep the Fords wheels clean , dont know what Ford make their Fitted as standard brake pads out of but its corrosive as feck

I've just finished applying the Poor Boys stuff.
Started off using a microfiber cloth & the job was a tw@t & a half!
Switched to a small applicator sponge & it was a lot easier

My Ford is next Flynn. I reckon the pads on that are made from congealed Alien blood!

 

[Holy Shit]

I've just finished applying the Poor Boys stuff.
Started off using a microfiber cloth & the job was a tw@t & a half!
Switched to a small applicator sponge & it was a lot easier
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My Ford is next Flynn. I reckon the pads on that are made from congealed Alien blood!

A herd of heifers cleaned the car today,I think they’ve done an excellent job

 

[Sarky B’stard]

A herd of heifers cleaned the car today,I think they’ve done an excellent job

Technically, in your case, that’s an anointment.

 

[Holy Shit]

King of fuck all?Or is it an ordaining?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Monarchs are indeed anointed but that is part of the blessing. Yours was more of an ordurnation into Holy Orders if I can strangle some French.


ordure
/ˈɔːdjʊə/

noun

1. excrement; dung.

 

[Holy Shit]

But surely you must realise I’m already ordained,my title is the clue

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Police cars overtaking a great big bastard HGV on a blind bend at excessive speed with his blues and twos on when I'm also doing excessive speed heading straight for him...Fortunately I managed to slow right down to thirty or less and pull over to the side and avoid him...Then I'm sure the cheeky blighter gave me a dirty look and waved at me...

 

[The Departed]

"what's boiling your pi55 today" - Had a draining head cold with dizziness for 3 weeks now. I've tried freezing it out, burning it out, drinking it out with fluids, drinking it out with alcohol, exercise, sleep, with meds, without meds, and it's seriously pi55ing me right off.